This was supposed to be hard why?

"weight of the beer on top of the magnet pushes it back down"

What?

Obviously this explanation is brought to you by the science majors from the Kansas State Public Education system.

PT Barnum approves.

I once new a horse with man hands.

Wait. That was a girl with a horse face.

Never mind.

My Dad's Life Lessons could beat up your Dad's Life Lessons.

If the design requirements were NO 90 degree angles this thing fails several times over.

"the sacred water of the lake"

The flying spaghetti monster laughs manically.

That is one ugly girl.

Apparently that big gaping silence is the noise of all the people that give a sh*t clapping one handed in completely hip fashion.

Wow, he went all out on making the "printer" stands.

Pretty neat - now she just needs a doorbell that makes the whooshing noise.

Most decent Uni's have a waiting list to get in - they should have kicked this guy to the curb and accepted someone that wasn't a whinny little git.

Don't like the price - someplace there's a paper hat or shovel with your name on it.

So the caption says "Take a look at this picture! Created with PicSay on my Droid".

http://www.picsaypro.com/

Guessing that's NOT a REAL tattoo then.

How cruel - someone should put a bullet in that's dog head and help it join it's master.

So, to recap, we have a extremely lax mother who let her self indulgent weak willed one parent children ignore their schoolwork and then found out that with less distractions even weak willed kids can stay focused on schoolwork. Wow!!!!!!! I predict a Nobel coming her way.