Doesn't he know there are starving children in Ethiopia that would kill to have that many carrots?

In Colorado we use this thing called a "hill" to make our skis work.

Too bad the rulers of the USA (and that would be the rich people, not the government) are doing everything they can to sell the knowledge and expertise to other countries and then move all services to the 3rd world.

So all you want to be chemists, look forward to 8-10 years or so Undergrad and Grad school (and the associated costs) only to work as a greeter at Walmart for minimum wage.

Yeah!!!!!!! for capitalism.

I'm pretty sure it was staged since there wasn't any clubbing after it was caught.

Somebody has poked a chopstick up where it doesn't belong eh Mr. Awesome?

Oh come on. Naked Midget Sliding HAS to be in the 10 ten.

Obama: Yes he can.

The spitmaster 2000

Yeah, I know it really doesn't describe the product all that well but come on, is there a cooler name then "the spitmaster 2000"? I don't think so.

Not being a lawyer (thank the deities) but shouldn't you have splattered all over that ad "Keychain does NOT include the $20 bill shown" or something to that effect?

Wow I thought that guy was dead - or at least kidnapped by space aliens.

I wish I was totally gay so I could care about stuff like that - oh wait - no I don't.

Sounds like the plot of a Russian porno.

Another gift destined for the box of crap by the water heater in the basement.

Teaching kids rocketry by lighting fuses - when's his running with scissors lesson?

And whats the ratio of lawyers to average joe in China? And ratio of middle managers to worker drone in China?

There's your answer.