Note to self: pack guns, ski masks, and lolcats calendar then travel to bank at Shani Shinganapur.

Nothing is too tacky or tasteless for alcoholics.

@InsaneElvis

The problem is fat people don't "struggle" with weight issues. They just keep shoveling food into their pieholes while shopping for a bigger scooter to cart their fat ass around.

In this case, Yoda is right. There is no "try" either do, or don't eat more calories then you burn. It's not rocket science - and all the reasons fat people use when they say "I can't" is pure horsesh*t.

To use artist speak - how insipidly mundane.

@hexmage

That's the ticket. It's Darwin's way of thinning out the herd.

I'd be a drug addict too if I was a female stuck in Afghanistan.

Scary thinking how big a part Cabbage plays in a Polish diet.

Unfortunately, Kim Jong Il’s sister got the idea after watching a bootleg copy of Sweeney Todd.

“We have seen a huge increase in the last six months,”

LOL

I bought one of those to wear while doing intern evaluations.

I find it keeps their interest focused, although it's a bit disconcerting having their face just a few inches from mine.

When will she have the finger tips done?

I hate it when people show unfinished pieces.

Hopefully you'll do a follow up article on all the morons that lost their eyesight playing with 1/2 & 1 watt lasers.

That'd be really neat to see all those eye patches and seeing eye dogs.

Wow, so very scary at the delusions caused by religion.

Ooooo don't show your real hair or someone might think you're sexy (baffles me how religion is so anti-reproductive, seems very counter survival to the species).

So buy a fake wig for thousands of dollars that looks like real hair so that you can meet the letter of the "religion law" and still look sexy.

Cause you know your God (although all powerful) is easily fooled by mortal tricks and will never be able to tell the difference right?

"The product is imported from Pakistan"

Is Homer Simpson running the Candy Dynamics company?

Watch out Dairy Queen, I feel a brain freeze coming on all because you serve COLD ice cream.

Ka CHING!!!!!!!!!!!