A Vote For Bender Is A Vote To Kill All Humans
While Mickey Mouse, Garfield the cat and Donald Duck have long been the most popular write-in candidates those characters just aren't tough enough to deal with the modern state of affairs.
That's why we need a candidate who knows when it's time to go out drinking with world leaders and when it's time to teach the world our peaceful ways...by force, a candidate like Bending Unit 22 Bender Rodriguez.
Imgur user bigllamas posted these pics taken in his neighborhood with the caption "My neighbor is a graphic designer. And smartass." Well Bender couldn't be any worse than Robot Nixon!
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I'm voting for Kodos.
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Bender is just copying the rhetoric great Red Robot from Diesel Sweeties who literally wrote the book on Crushing All Humans http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/crush-all-hu-mans
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Finally, a candidate who speaks from my point of view!
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