The Skymaul Catalog Is A Fun Way To Shop For Useless Crap

Are you tired of shopping from a catalog that doesn’t speak to your unique sensibilities? Looking for a new kind of catalog that contains an eclectic selection of goods only a true oddball original can appreciate?

Then you’re in the market for a unique product from the Skymaul Catalog, which features things you never knew you needed, like hot dog alarm clocks, mobile garbage detectors and SantaGard- the ultimate in holiday home protection.

Unfortunately for us (and fortunately for Santa) SkyMaul isn’t a real store with real products, it’s the product of the Kasper Hauser comedy group from San Francisco, collected in a book called SkyMaul 2: Where America Buys His Stuff.

SkyMaul 2 is a follow up to the 2006 release SkyMaul: Happy Crap You Can Buy From A Plane, and even though you can't buy these crappy products you can buy the books that contain pictures of the fake products, which is virtually the same thing, right?

-Via Boing Boing


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Target (of all places!) carried the best 'fake' merchandise empty boxes last year. I do hope they will have more this year. I bought the 'Crib Dribble' for my daughter since she'd recently had a baby. It was so funny. The 'dribbler' was a human sized hamster water feeding bottle for a baby's crib. It would hold milk, formula and, yes! even stew!! The box was very professionally printed, looked like a real item, even had a coupon on the back! She passed the box on to a friend who was expecting. I wonder how many women have gotten that box by now...
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