A Day in the Life of Lando Calrissian's Assistant

Do you remember Lobot, Lando Calrissian's cyborg assistant in The Empire Strikes Back? He doesn't have the most glamorous of jobs in the galaxy. Geeks of Doom peeks into his daily planner so you can understand Lobot's ordeal. Here's how it starts:

6:30 a.m: Wake up, unplug head from charger.

6:45 a.m: Yoga, Tai Chi, and Rhythmic Gymnastics.

7:15 a.m: Hop in the shower and shave face, shave head, brush teeth, and buff headset.

7:45 a.m: Download Mr. Calrissian’s itinerary, new episodes of Lost, and the newest album by Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes.

7:55 a.m: Escort the hos out of Mr. Calrissian’s room and offer them the usual settlement package.

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