Wizard Constable, Chapter 8 - "An Unexpected Reunion"

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Chapter 8 - An Unexpected Reunion

The crossbow was now pointed directly at Schrog, and the old healer lady was revealed to be a young, very attractive woman with short, dark hair. Her eyes glinted, and her mouth pursed in anger – it looked to Jorac as if she was struggling to control herself. It took just a second for him to get over his surprise, then he causally reached down and put his hand on his dagger – just in case.

Schrog said nothing at first, his face amazed. With his voice almost breaking, he said, “Kimie, you’re alive!”

“Fockin’ right I’m alive. No thanks to you. One day I’m keeping house with my mum, and the next I’m carried into the swamp in a sack and left with a half-crazy old lady. And told not to ask any questions, nor go back, ever. What happened!” She lifted the crossbow and sighted it straight at Schrog, who looked back without blinking.


He drew his knees up and put his arms around them. In a tight, choked voice he said, “Kimie, I may deserve killin’, but not for your ma. Was de first decent t’ing I done. Gimme a min here.”

“It’s Kimma. I ain’t a little girl any more.” Without the old-lady voice, she pronounced her words a little better, but still had the accent. The crossbow didn’t waver at all; it was still pointed at Schrog’s face.

Schrog nodded and wiped his tearing eyes with his sleeve, looked at the ground in front of him, and continued in a firmer tone. “Dis is all eight years ago. Kullo had been talkin’ about a big score, I didn’t know from where. Den your ma came to me, middle o’ de night. She was hurt bad. Said she just killed Fergram, remember him? Short guy, liked his drink. He’d got drunk and let it slip dat Kullo’s new big score was sellin’ girls – not pimpin’ em, dat be too easy to trace, but sell em as slaves, put em on a boat and gone. Young girls ten, twelve years old. Had him a buyer and all. You was gonna be one of dem. Anyway, Fergram talked too much, and yer ma sticks him with a knife. Didn’t kills him quick enough, ‘cause he stuck her too. She comes to me, says to get you outta dere. So I did.”

He looked up at her “Kimma, she had a big knife hole in her belly. Blood and shit comin’ out of it. You know what dat mean. Best wizard in de city might save her, but prolly not. She say to save you, don’ worry about her. So, I did what she said.”

He raised his hands helplessly. “I t’ink, where I’m gonna hide a li’l girl? I remember Miz Madouve, she owed me – helped her out of a couple o’ jams, stopped a guy from robbin’ her one time. So I puts you in dat sack, and runs out here, in de dark. No moon dat night. Got lost. Found her place in de mornin’. Had to leave you wit’ her.

“Time I got back to de place, your ma was dead, and a bunch of shit started happenin’. . .” He stopped and shook his head. “Anyways, dat’s what happened to yer ma.”


Kimma had lowered the crossbow by this point, but it was still held at the ready. “Kullo wouldn’t do that to me . . . would he? He was nice to me, and him and my ma were. . .”

“Lovers? Friends? Not Kullo. Kimma, your ma and my ma, dey be whores. Whores ain’t got no friends ‘cept each other. Dat’s why dem two so tight. My ma be older, but dey be like sisters. Kullo, he may be a good customer, friendly, but not no friend.”

Kimma thought about this for a little while. “I wondered if it was you carrying me in that sack. I was so scared! You never said a word, all night. Miz Madouve wouldn’t ever tell me, neither. Said whoever took me wanted me alive and safe, dat’s all she’d say.”

“I figgered it best dat way. Dey finds you, den you cain’t tell no one.”

“So what happened to your ma? She still there?”

Schrog shook his head slightly. “Remember I said a bunch of shit went down? Dat was part of it. My ma, she was gettin’ to where she did mostly cookin’ and not workin’ de customers much. Dey finds Fergram dead, and yer ma leave a blood trail to our place and down to de kitchen. Dat’s where dey find her, dead.

“So they rousts my ma, and she don’ know nuttin’, but dey figures she does. Dey takin’ her into de swamp, where dey can get rough wit’ her, and I’m comin’ back, and I sees dem first. . .” He paused a moment. “Dere was just de two of dem.”

A long silence here let the listeners fill in what Schrog left unsaid. He must have gotten part of this story from one of them, and they must have not returned.

Finally Kimma said, “So then what happened? Where’s your ma?”

Schrog spoke slowly. “If you go way, way past dem sunken city ruins, up past dat broke-down hill an’ down de other side, you kin work your way up to de hills above de city. Hill dere be steep, broken, but you kin make it. Took us t’ree days. Eatin’ dat nasty giant frog meat, got sick from de water, but we made it. Dat way, dey t’ink she just disappeared. She gots a cookin’ job at some noble’s house now, doin’ good. I sees her maybe t’ree-four times a year, but gots to keep it quiet. . . Maybe not hafta keep so quiet no more.” He looked at Jorac, who nodded.

Jorac decided he had something to add at this point. “Kullo was executed last week. The charge was slavery, escape, and murder. Repeat offender.”

Schrog continued, “You know I’m a constable now? Passed de test and all.”

Jorac added, “Got a good reputation. Fair man, square man. Good worker.”

Schrog smiled and continued. “Got a wife too. Two stepkids, one o’ my own.” This was something Jorac didn’t know; like most constables, Schrog didn’t talk about his home life much at work.

Schrog went on. “Miz Madouve, she supposed to get you a city place. Gave her most o’ my coin, a fair pile. Kept lookin’ fer you in de city; one o’ de reasons I took de constable job was so’s I could look around. Never found you, after a while I give up; I told her to make sure you was hard ta find, and I figgered she did it. Kept an ear out for Miz Madouve’s doin’s, kept hearing she still livin’ alone in de swamp, but o’ course I nebber came myself to check with Kullo around. So what happen’ wit’ her?”

Kimma smiled a tight smile. “I guess I’m Miz Madouve now. She taught me how to pick the plants, and mix up the potions and when to use what – got a garden right here with some of the plants I need. And she taught me how to get by with the swamp folks. I have a couple of outfits that make me look like an old lady, and with my hair short like it is, and some face painting, I passed – she said I was her sister, come to visit. There’s this one kind of tree sap dries clear and shrinks up; she’d paint lines on my face and I’d look like a wrinkled old prune. That’s how she taught me the swamp; I used to go out with her every few days, and once in a while on my own.

“But she always made me hide in the house whenever someone came around here – I don’t think very many folks ever knew there were two of us lived here. I used to whine to her about that. Then one time I seen two men come up, grab her, throw her down, start to rip off her clothes – and she an old lady, and ugly. I used to complain about how heavy that double crossbow was, too. Stopped complaining after that. Needed two shots, had ‘em.” She nodded once, with grim satisfaction.


“But she disappeared a few months back. She was getting kind of foggy in the head, went out one day and didn’t come back.” Kimma choked up a little, then pushed on with her story.

“So I worked on the voice” – her voice temporarily went back to the cracked old-lady intonation – “and I puts on dat fly-proof hat she wore, and now I’m de healer-lady.” She walked over and put the crossbow in a rack against the side of the house. “I tried looking for her, looked around all her usual places, for days and days. She was a tough old bird, but the swamp takes more than it gives.”

Schrog nodded emphatically. “True dat. Dese folks never heard dat before, but all swampies know it. Most of dem swampies says dey wanna get out, but wait to do it rich. Lots don’ make it out, and damn few rich.”

Kimma said, “So, Schrog, what are you doing out here, with dese folks? Seems a pretty odd bunch. . .” She stopped herself. “Oh, first we best get the big guy in the shack there, otherwise you gots to carry him. That potion kind of puts you to sleep.”

They roused the groggy Hox and led him to the outbuilding and up the steps, which creaked a bit but held his weight. Inside, it was a single room furnished like a small dormitory, or perhaps hospital ward. There was a small fireplace at the end, and four beds – raised platforms with pallets on them – plus a couple of stools and a chair. The small windows were shuttered, so it was dim inside, probably all the better for resting.

Kimma found a pillow for Hox and put him on two pallets near a wall. He curled up on his side, and she covered him with a blanket.

Then she invited everyone to have a seat, and took off her muddy, bulky outerwear and hung it on a nail. Underneath she was wearing a simple shirt and pants that showed she had a good figure, not the lumpy thing she showed her clients. She casually picked up the crossbow and put it on the bed next to her, not aimed at anyone this time.

“Okay, now. What are two constables, a giant, a lady (how dare you call her an old lady, Schrog) and a teenager doing here in the swamp?”

Everyone looked at Jorac. “Well, it’s a little expedition I put together on behalf of my bosses. . .” He went on to explain that, as Wizard Constable, he’d been sent to trace where mana was going here in the south part of town. He mentioned the manite test, which was the reason they’d brought wizards along, and summarized what the squad had done on its two expeditions. Veseen and Dorrie hadn’t heard about how Kullo and his gang had been captured, and Schrog hadn’t been told exactly what they were looking for, so they all had questions. The only thing Jorac kept to himself was his allergy to magic; Veseen and Dorrie knew, and he figured the canny Schrog might have guessed it, but he wasn’t going to say anything.

He found himself talking mainly to Kimma. He liked looking at her, and appreciated her little smiles and nods. He liked her attitude too – she obviously had no idea how good looking she was, mainly because she had no one to tell her; in the city shed have had suitors chasing her every day. Easy, boy, easy. Listen to that Swampside accent, remember where she came from.

“. . . Anyway,” he finished up, “Schrog said he knew someone out here who could maybe guide us. He went ahead to scout a path, and while he was gone, Hox hit that tree branch and the frog jumped on him. Ten or fifteen minutes later, we were at your gate.”

Kimma nodded understanding. After a moment she said, “Wanna try that manite test again now? I’d like to see it.”

“Sure,” Jorac said. “Good idea.” He looked at Veseen as he said, “Dorrie, you ready?”

They both nodded, and Dorrie waved her hands in the now-familiar Exercise Number Three.

Kimma said “Ooooh, pretty!” For some reason that made everyone laugh, and they had to do it a few more times, amid general laughter, to establish a direction. They laid out a piece of string on the floor to mark it, and looked at Kimma expectantly.

“Swamp directions ain’t like city directions,” she said. “You can be fifty paces from someplace, take you an hour to get dere – get there safe at least, down de dry path. But anyways, I think that points over toward the ruins, maybe just off to the side.”

Jorac thought a moment. “When Hox gets better, can you guide us there? We’d be happy to pay you whatever the going rate is for that.”

“Yeah, I can take you there, or anyways Miz Madouve can. Shouldn’t take more’n half a day if we don’t dawdle. Gots me wondering too. We may have to do that test a few more times along the way, though.”

She got up and peeked out the window. “Sun be starting down. You wanna try and carry the giant outta here? Or sleep here? You can stay till he wakes up. I got the blankets, but I’m short on food right now. ‘Less you like frog – gots plenty of jerked frog, saves that for emergencies. Supposed to be getting some good grub carried here, tomorrow or next day. Gots plenty o’ swamp cabbage, a bit of flour, not much else. Could go hunting, maybe, if you’re up to it.”

Dorrie said mildly, “I have a dozen breakfast pies in my pack – eggs, sausage, and cheese.” When they looked at her quizzically, she added, “Jorac asked me to bring some for our breakfast, and I got a few extras, but then everyone else had already eaten this morning, so I just packed them – I figured we’d get hungry later.”

Jorac beamed at her. “Dorrie, I always said you were smart!”

They all agreed they should gratefully accept Kimma’s offer to stay until Hox recovered. Kimma gathered her crossbow and baggy over-clothes and invited Dorrie into her house with her to help cook. They returned with warmed-up breakfast pies and some bowls of vegetables, which smelled quite good – Schrog had told them that swamp cabbage was a delicacy, despite the unattractive name, and had to be eaten fresh. This time Kimma left the crossbow behind. She invited Dorrie to sleep in the house with her, while the men would stay in the shack and keep an eye on Hox.





 

Jorac’s an ordinary city constable in the city of Vaggert; he’s allergic to magic but still takes the job of Wizard Constable, working for the city’s overbearing, officious wizards. He encounters cutthroats, slavers, poison frogs, crazed wizards, hidden beauty, and much more - this is not stereotypical “epic fantasy”, it’s a fast-paced, fun adventure story.

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It looks like somethingt to knot into a fishing line...

It could be a kind of angler's weights with deployable claws.. „claw sinker“ or „grip sinker“

(maybe it is only a concersion kit for converting a standard sinker to a claw sinker.)

it seems like the spikes could retract when pushing the upper ring down..

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It still looks like somethingt to knot to a fishing line...

It could be a kind of automatic treble hook (event though it is lacking barbs)

it seems like the spikes deploy upon applying tension at the upper ring.

Maybe it schould be retractable for safety reasons. Maybe the claws of the hook are retractable to simplify the removal of the hook from the fish (which could be an expanation for the lacking of barbs..)

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It still looks like somethingt to knot into a fishing line...

It could be a kind bait hook (maybe even bait release mechanism) wherien the upper ring is connected to the fisching line and the lower ring may be connected to the fisch hook...

it seems like the spikes could retract when reducing the tension between upper and lower ring, (however this would requrire that a spring inside the device would be broken... )

At least i hope it is not for connecting a living bait fish to a fish hook .

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It's a WWII German SquirrelSpikken tactical acorn. Towards the end of the war, with ever decreasing numbers of soldiers, Hitler decided to recruit squirrels, who could move easily behind enemy lines carrying the ersatz acorns, which were spring-loaded and carried miniature poison-tipped spikes. The "Nutsy party" as it came to be known, proved to be ineffective since all they did was bury the weapons for retrieval in the winter.

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It is the first Version of the shrimp-like probe, the "bug" that crawled in to Neo's bellybutton in the first one of the "Matrix" movies... in a "standby" state...

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it is a small version of a moored contact mine ... the spikes serve as fuses are for detonating a small amount of explosive within the hollow body of the mine.

It serves for environmentally friendly dynamite fisching, wherein the mine is connected to a fisching line and dipped into the water.

When a fisch contacts the spikes a small detonation will only kill the single fish and not all fish in a large area... (therefore environmentally friendly)..

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It's an old line snarl-saver for fishing. It ties into the line near the leader, with the spike end of the device facing the hook or lure. The spikes are soldered to the post in the center, and the acorn slides along the post. If a fish pulls the line away from the fisher, the spikes are out and the line will get caught in whatever is available at the bottom of the lake or stream. If the fisher pulls the line towards themselves, the acorn slides and covers the spikes. They don't work as well in practice as they do in theory. But I have a dozen of them in my tackle box.

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Obviously it's a prototype trap constructed by Fat Cat to snare Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers.

Look out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap! Large, please.
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Rocky the Squirrel is not going to like this !!!

This older device was marketed as "Squirrel Bait" for hunting squirrels, The hunter ties a piece of string to the acorn and waits for the squirrel to take the bait and then pulls the string and hooks the Squirrel through the mouth. Pretty rough stuff back in the day...

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It's a tea ball. Put tea in ball and place in hot water. The spikes are to hold lemons or something to flavor the tea.

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It's the "Acorn of Misery".

Only one was ever made. Hitler hated squirrels. Nazis would catch a squirrel on Hitler's property and then give the hungry squirrel the "Acorn." The rodent would try to open it but the nails would pop out and jab their little paws.

Then the Nazis would laugh at them! hahaha!! jajaja!!! They were very cruel, no?

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It's a tracking device. Arnold Schwarzenegger pulled one out of his nose in Total Recall.

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An ancient Chinese device used to ensure chastity was retained in unwed females. The solution to the device (which was passed from the father to the new son-in-law) is similar in workings to the Chinese finger trap...... push, don't pull!!

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A Victorian Husband Lure. Young ladies at a ball would cast one of these into a crowd of men hoping to snag a rich mate.

That's How I Roll, Serene Green, Ladies
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It's a garrucha interrogation device / 'confession facilitator' of the Spanish squirrel inquisiton. Used by the Order of the Jack Russell.

Love machine, men's large navy blue
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In case Bill's forgetting to include a shirt disqualifies him.....

This IS a pocket watch antitheft device.
Don't know about the 1925 patent, cause this one was around in the late 1800's.

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it is beyond doupbt a reusable suppository for long-term medication... the acorn shaped Body of the suppository can be unscrewd at the knurled section to fill it with medication. The filled reusable suppository is applied by a M.D. by inserting it in to the respective body cavity and to fix it to the intestines by deploying the spikes...
After a few weeks the M.D. may remove the reusable suppository by retracing the spikes into the acorn, remove it from a body cavity... Then it is ready to be cleand refilled to be reused..

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One upon a time ago, there was an avocado farmer and his wife whishing nothing more than a child. One day the farmer's wife hrvested the avocados
when suddenly a big bug started to speak to her: "Your should be fulfilled, before you will give birth to a daughter." The prophecy became true.
The farmer's wife gave birth to a beautiful daughter. All avocado pickers where invited to the celebration of the babtism ceremony.
But unfortunately the farmer had 13 pickers but only 12 golden plates, so he decided to invite only 12 of the pickers.
But the 13th picker entered the church, very very angry, and said: the girl should prick herself on her 15th birthday and fall asleep for 100 years.
As time goes by the farmer forgot about the incidence and at the daughter´s 15th birthday he give her a necklace with a silver pendant showing an
advocado pit with 3 toothpicks in it, just how it is done to make the acocado pit sprout. On this pendant the daughter prick herself and fall asleep for
100 years. The item on the picture is the original pendant . It has been stolen by the Brothers Grimm and this Disney guy changing the story a little bit and called it
"Sleeping Beauty".

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This was used by "Secret Squirrel" ( cartoon character) to climb buildings,a rope was tied to one end and tossed over a ledge which it then became a grappling hook. The disguise enabled him to wear it a ring.
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A bead from an acorn rosary (https://rosarycard.net/RMSD132-Unique-Metal-Acorn-Bead-1-Decade-Rosary-p-16746.html). Twist the top, and the nails retract. But woe to the sinner!

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It's a Chatelaine piece, which is an object that hung on a broach (which is the actual "Chatelaine") onto which hung little accessories the lady of the house might need in her daily routine. This is a sewing needle holder.
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Pins used by cops to prick the bums of just caught convicts if found lying during interrogation.

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Please ignore my previous entry as I had not put the T shirt preference.
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Its an acorn chastity belt. While the acorns are off fighting the squirrles, the chasity belt is the only defense against other maurading acorns.

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This is a "Frodilopitor"
These things were supposed to be classified !

Suffice to say, without one of these,
'Finnegans Wake' would never have been written.

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It is "Frank the Pug"'s (the smart-talking pug-like alien from men in Black 1/2) Emergency Space ship he wears at hit collar disguised as pet ID holder. He sliped a small inflatable emergency spaceship inside (similar to the Serleena's). Frank the Pug is a small alien contolling the Pug from inside the dog like earth-vehilce, wherein the four spikes are in fact the uninflated landing gear. if the locking pin at the upper side is pulled out the space shp starts to self-inflate...

I whisch i had one, too..

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