Actual Job: Wolfman

My only worry is that I'm massively overqualified for this job. The management at Clark's Trading Post may suspect that I'll expect to be promoted into wolfman management or try to get a better paying wolfman position with another firm. So I'll abstain from applying for the job at this theme park in rural New Hampshire.

Are you a crazy old coot who likes to chase trains and avoid shaving? "If acting crazy and getting paid for it sounds good," then this job opening is the right pick for you. I mean, you might as well start getting paid for it for a change. UPI reports on what the position traditionally entails:

According to the Wolfman's lore, he chases trains to protect his "Unobtanium mine" and fears heights and water, which prevents him from bathing.

His role was created to add excitement to the train ride and entertain children, who are instructed to yell "SCRAM YOU OLD GOAT!" as he pursues the train.

Open auditions will be held for the position on April 9, and park owner Anne Clark Englert told the Boston Globe that anyone with the proper facial hair and a talent for acting would be considered for the role.

"We are looking for someone that has a bit of a theatrical background, or even if they haven't done acting before that they can be theatrical," she said. "It's important that they can stay in character."

-via Ace of Spades HQ

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Funny that Wolfman is a nickname I use on some sport's boards. The tag came years ago when I was a DJ on FM radio. A friend started calling me that in reference to Wolfman Jack. I did an impression of him at times using the stealth radio name of The Coyote. Fun times.
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