The job hunting process is salesmanship. The product that you’re selling is you. So you’ve got to stand out from everyone else in the pile of résumés on the hiring manager’s desk. The My Little Pony résumé got you the interview. Now you’ve got to close the deal at the job interview. As Zach Weinersmith of SMBC Comics advises, make sure that your interview is an unforgettable experience.
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http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/10/green-exotic-women-vs-red-hot-men/
Queen Jealousy, envy waits behind him
Her fiery green gown sneers at the grassy ground
Blue are the life-giving waters taken for granted
They quietly understand
The once happy turquoise armies lay opposite ready
But wonder why the fight is on
My red is so confident, he flashes
Trophies of war and ribbons of euphoria
Orange is young, full of daring
But very unsteady for the first go round
My yellow in this case is not so mellow
In fact, I'm trying to say it's frightened like me
And all these emotions of mine keep holding me from
Giving my life to a rainbow like you
You have been eating bugs and didn't even know it.
Not to mention that the FDA and the Canadian Food administration don't make it mandatory for companies to list Cochineal as an in ingredient.
Mmmmnnn.