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This is mean but hilarious! I had to promise my daughter not to record her after wisdom tooth surgery, but I'll remember every detail until the day I die. She was amnesiac and emotional and suggestible. She started crying on the ride home. I asked why, and she said she wanted her mom. She was suddenly very happy to learn I am her mom. Then her sister yanked her chain all evening. Those are tales that will be told at every family gathering forever.
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I was a concert promoter for a couple of years. My job was to drive around Kentucky and staple posters to telephone poles. Which is illegal. That was pretty weird.
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I beg to differ with both of you. I have a yard sale every year. I price everything really cheap, but rarely haggle. Pay full price the first day, or come back tomorrow to get it half price -if it's still there. I get rid of a lot of stuff (family and friends who don't want to bother also give me stuff to sell). Decent things that I don't need go to people who want/need them. I don't have to carry as much to Goodwill or the dump. And I make enough money to buy myself shoes, jeans, and underwear for the year.

The caveat is that I live in a really poor area where people need to buy clothing for a quarter a piece or a $5 dresser for their grandchildren.
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Airline food is not so much "bad" as it is "bland." And Asian carriers do have better food! Even in US airlines, the flights to Asia give you an Asian option, and that's the better choice.
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No, the guy who lived there doesn't own the house or garage, but he was glad he make the call before the roof collapsed so the cops would know he didn't encourage people to climb up there.
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Among many great stories of children sticking things up their noses at reddit, this comment stands out:

When my son was 3 we were leaving a campground. Suddenly from his chair in the back seat he starts yelling "Agggh!...waisin! waisin!" while swatting the right side of his nose. My wife takes a peek and sure enough, a huge raisin is jammed up there. I turn the car around and start bee lining to the next town where we could get a doctor, or tweezers, or chopsticks, or something. On the way my wife is trying to get him to blow his nose. "Hold the tissue over your nose and breath out as hard as you can! Like this..!" He tries a few times when ploot, out of the other nostril flies a pumpkin seed.
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