Caption Contest

Rush Limbaugh’s wedding gifts from Elton John.

(D.A.D.D. – XL)

You see? I told you not to play Stairway to Heaven backwards. It’s ’83 all over again!

I find your lack of mask disturbing. M

Klatu-Verata-Nic-TOE, Klatu-Verata-Nic-TOE!
N-EyE-Sea-Tee-Oh
N-Eye-Sea-Tee-Oh
N-Eye-Sea-Tee-Oh
Klatu-Verata-Nic-TOE!

The Spookulele.
Hey, YOU try to string the cursed thing.

mosaic skull, mil grn, xl

ORDER NOW!!

The new and improved “Kraken Passion Portal”.

This beautiful piece of love(craft)-equipment made from the finest wood in the Dreamlands is Zoog-approved and comes with 4 different settings.

It has a long neck for easy holding onto and a titillating design. The portal itself is equipped with pleasure fangs, for all you monkey bite lovers.

The patented “Kraken Love Portal”, comes with a well-written manual featuring tips and tricks with hand drawn graphics.

Order now and not only do you receive the “Kraken Love Portal” + “Necronomicuningligus Guide to Kraken Love”,

But also the “Cthulhu gimp-mask”, for the more freaky lovers out there.

ORDER NOW!!

Amp-Bear-Sand, Chocolate, Size L

“Music soothes the savage beast”…. but in this case we might need to make an exception

Something went terribly wrong -XL

Cthulhu, my Lord, Cthulhu;
Oh, Lord, Cthulhu.
Someone’s cryin’, Lord, Cthulhu
(sung to the tune of Kumbaya)

Remember: Pillage then burn in 2X

If you play me one more song about squamous, gibbering, tittering, gambrel roofs with batrachian like humanoids that remind you of a minority group, we can no longer be friends.

Chuck kept wondering why the girls never stayed the night…

I’d love the “I Scare My Own Family T-Shirt”, Black, M

sdtardio@comcast.net

I will eat your musical soul! Mwahhahaha…

I Heart Horror

The Cthukhulele… to rock like the deep ones!

Songs from the Deep
Created and arranged by
Cthulhu

Song list
Im calling to you
I cast my Shadow over Innsmouth
I Dun Did it
Mountains will make you Mad
U-go, Me-go
Call me
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Song list names are references to Mythos. Call-me= Who you gonna call(ghost busters)..U-go,me-go= the Mi-go worshipers. figure out the rest yourself.

If Ignorance is Bliss, You Must be in Heaven – Large

“When you said you were really into the Dead’s music, I thought….”

mosaic skull, mil grn, xl

It is prophesied that one will come to string the Cthulu guitar, and on that day. The world will end. But it will, indeed, be rockin..

BUSTED! -Large

Somehow that ‘Wonderful World/Somewhere over the Rainbow’ song, now 100% more likely to drive you insane than it previously was.

‘Catnipped’ XL

“Another proud export from luthiers in R’lyeh”

alien abduction
large
navy

“Edgar Allen Poe Steel Drum: Got it.
Bram Stoker Kazoo: Got it.
H.P. Lovecraft Ukulele: NEED IT!”

-Me trying to round out my collection of noisemakers-to-annoy-my-musician-lit.perfesser-wife-on-multiple-levels .

Extendable Back Scratcher.

“with a tone that can only be described as ‘Eldritch’.”

i want to believe, alien version
large
navy

Grats Thom!