Caption Contest

I keep trying to play Stairway to Heaven, but each time it ends up sounding like something from Ozzy.

Remember: Pillage, Then Burn
Chocolate XL

The tentacles all go to eleven.

(Mosaic Skull, XL)

Prototype for "Rock Band 4: Cthulhu and the Old Ones"

Certified Hokey Pokey Instructor (L)

ORDER NOW!!

The new and improved "Kraken Passion Portal".

This beautiful piece of love(craft)-equipment made from the finest wood in the Dreamlands is Zoog-approved and comes with 4 different settings.

It has a long neck for easy holding onto and a titillating design. The portal itself is equipped with pleasure fangs, for all you monkey bite lovers.

The patented "Kraken Love Portal", comes with a well-written manual featuring tips and tricks with hand drawn graphics.

Order now and not only do you receive the "Kraken Love Portal" + "Necronomicuningligus Guide to Kraken Love",

But also the "Cthulhu gimp-mask", for the more freaky lovers out there.

ORDER NOW!!

Amp-Bear-Sand, Chocolate, Size L

Cthulhu, my Lord, Cthulhu;
Oh, Lord, Cthulhu.
Someone's cryin', Lord, Cthulhu
(sung to the tune of Kumbaya)

Remember: Pillage then burn in 2X

"Okay, so where do I put the chicken ???"

abducted by aliens
large
navy

If you play me one more song about squamous, gibbering, tittering, gambrel roofs with batrachian like humanoids that remind you of a minority group, we can no longer be friends.

I told you it was a bad idea to ask Marilyn Manson to participate in "Adopt a Child" for Christmas!

"I Scare My Own Family" T shirt, Size M, Black
sdtardio@comcast.net

The actual guitar Metallica used to record "Call of Kthulhu

Roll SAN.

Hip, Hip Array, Small.

"Tiptoe through the underworld
Devouring souls, is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the Cthulhu with me"

– I Heart Robots

Somehow that 'Wonderful World/Somewhere over the Rainbow' song, now 100% more likely to drive you insane than it previously was.

'Catnipped' XL

"How often do I have to tell you, Charles Dexter Ward: Never leave your ukulele out on the Doorstep! It's just a simple rule and certainly a small price to pay for living in Innsmouth in the shadow of the Mountains of Madness. Two more weeks of feeding the cats of Ulthar, young man!"

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I Survived the Large Hadron Collider (you guessed it), Ladies Fit S, please

'It has sustain that can not be described..'

BUSTED! -Large

"with a tone that can only be described as 'Eldritch'."

i want to believe, alien version
large
navy

What?! That's the best caption?! Seriously, someone elses caption could be more pertinent, the Spinal Tap reference was about an AMP, not a guitar!

Grats Thom!