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It’s the end of the line here at NeatoGeek. Alas, we just aren’t cranking out a profit, so we’re shutting down this blog. I’m still posting at Neatorama, so you’ll see over there a lot of the geekery content that you’ve enjoyed here.
My thanks to Alex for the chance to try out something different, to my patient wife for giving me the extra time, and all of our readers and commenters who made NeatoGeek a part of their day. It’s been a blast.
Attention geek girls, whether or not you already own the slave Leia costume, you can now attract your nerdy catch by smelling like the sexy princess as well. Better pre-order now, Star Wars shop is officially starting to sell the Slave Leia perfume on August 30.
Link Via Foolish Gadgets
Deviant Art user CyberDrone has a great collection of printable Doctor Who characters and icons for your geektastic pleasure. She even has each of the eleven doctors, so you get to play with your favorite.
Tom Baker, Christopher Eccleston and David Tennant can finally try to out Doctor each other at my beck and call. Mwahaha.
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Ever wonder what Doctor Octagon’s room looks like or what Wonder Woman is up to behind closed doors? Enter the excellent photography of artist Ian Pool. WebUrbanist has a great collection of his images featuring geek icons doing what they do when no one else is watching.
If you are one of those poor geeks who has been misled into thinking that only cool people can play guitar, here’s the instrument that will turn it all around for you: The Koopa Troopa guitar. Finally you can please both your rocker side and your gamer side at the same time.
Two weeks ago, while finishing up the third season of Star Trek: Enterprise, I wrote about my affections for Captain Jonathan Archer. I’ve now completed the entire run, and thoroughly enjoyed it — especially the fourth and final season. So I’d like to address the criticisms leveled against the show. Spoilers after the jump.
Tom Baker, who played the Fourth Doctor on Doctor Who, is sometimes referred to as the American Doctor. This is because it was during his tenure that the series was widely distributed in the United States. So Baker came to define the original Doctor, though he followed others. As one fan recently told me, those that came after Baker seemed weird.
Who is your favorite Doctor?
Image: BBC
Artist Cody Frisbee took six monsters and creatures from Dungeons & Dragons and imagined them as sports team mascots. I’d love to root for the Gelatinous Cubes, who would, of course, hail from Cleveland.
Geeks Are Sexy (SFW content, despite the URL) has a roundup of all six mascots.
Link via Geekosystem | deviantART Gallery
This is for all you new people: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don’t do your job, I’ll shoot you myself. You get me?
Cartoonists Mike Cornnell and Dana Wulfekotte have a great idea. Hollywood, please make this movie.
Link via Culture Kills
off I’ve previously featured Japanese beatbox performer Hikanin demonstrating the Super Mario Bros. theme music. He’s back, this time performing music from Street Fighter.
via technabob | Official Website – Google Translator Version
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Geek Tyrant came up with a gallery of alternate movie posters, mostly from the superhero and horror genres, with a retro feel and different actors. I don’t know which artist to attribute, but s/he’s a genius! Featuring Clint Eastwood as Wolverine and Boris Karloff as Skeletor.
Artist Faith Pearson recreated scenes from Star Trek, Godzilla, and King Kong using old printer ink cartridges. You can view four more images at the link.
Here’s my idea for a novel:
The Earth experiences a near-miss with an asteroid, which skims the surface of our atmosphere. Afterward, people notice that mergers and acquisitions attorneys are unusually ravenous. They begin biting people, who themselves, after a short illness, become mergers and acquisitions attorneys. Soon, it’s not safe to venture out at night because the streets are filled with mergers and acquisitions attorneys hungry for human flesh (as in real life, sunlight is a natural foe of mergers and acquisitions attorneys). The world becomes consumed with their bloodthirsty howls and SEC filings as the human population dwindles….
Here’s my idea for a movie:
A biological warfare program has an accident, and an airborne pathogen spreads across the world. It kills everyone who has gone through puberty. Once it kills off the adult population, the virus itself dies as it lacks proper hosts. Children are left to rebuild the world.
Alternatively, the virus kills 95% of the post-pubescent population, leaving only all the children and a few adults.
What’s your idea for a novel? What’s your idea for a movie?
Image credit: unknown, via David J. Batista.
Tony Chavira of Master Planning examined the livability of five futuristic cities depicted in science fiction franchises: The Jetsons, Futurama, Blade Runner, and Star Wars (Coruscant and Tatooine). Here’s what he has to say about the disadvantages of Luke Skywalker’s home planet:
Tatooine has very few natural resources aside from sand and water. The indigenous “sand people” are violent and roam around in packs with weapons with few in authority to stop them, which makes it dangerous to be outside at night (or during the day in some cases). On top of that, there is really no centralized authority on the planet aside from an area that is deliberately sectioned off for an international mafia family. Similar to the way “thug life” is structured, the Hutts give back to the community it exploits, and runs the planet like a fiefdom. Because of this, and as there is little possibility for economic growth deriving from the planet’s natural resources, it is a very difficult and harsh environment to live day-to-day.
deviantART user Tara Reich made this outfit that looks like a TARDIS. The Fourth Doctor scarf from Limebarb adds to the groovy 70s look. Reich does some amazing work and her cosplay gallery is worth a click.
Link via Topless Robot | Gallery
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Yesterday, I posted a video of a live performance battle between Tekken and Street Fighter characters at a con in Germany. What I didn’t know was that it featured the directors of those games, Katsuhiro Harada and Yoshinori Ono, respectively. Apparently, they’ve spent the past week getting in mock battles with each other and playing pranks at the hotel. Kotaku has a roundup of pictures and tweets from this clash.
Not many men look good in a Chun-Li outfit. Including this one.
These Whovians are getting quite data-focused. I’ve previously posted about a spreadsheet detailing every villain or foe in Doctor Who. Now The Guardian created a similar workbook in Google Docs showing each time that the Doctor has traveled in time. You can download it so that you can run your own custom calculations.
off At a recent convention in Cologne,Germany, Namco had martial artists/actors put on a live performance of a battle between Street Fighter and Tekken characters. It’s about sixteen minutes long and hilariously weird. It resembles the drama of professional wrestling more than anything else.
via Kotaku
Every year, Atom Films hosts an online competition for Star Wars fan films. The film above, entitled “The Unconscious Sith” is a well-directed depiction of a young boy entering a comic book and moving from panel to panel, gradually becoming a Sith. It won the George Lucas Selects Award.
I’m not sure if that’ll make you more or less likely to watch it.
2010 Finalists via Geekosystem
We have a winner in our most recent caption contest! Check it out.
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One emerging Internet meme is to take Justin Bieber songs and slow the tempo by 800%. soundcloud user charliejane2 did something similar with eleven theme songs, including those to Doctor Who, Star Trek, and Battlestar Galactica.
Image: Paramount
Cartoonist David Stonecipher previously depicted famous female video game characters as male. Now he’s tried the opposite approach and drawn eight male characters as female.
Artist Kyle Starks drew ABC figures for lesser-known Marvel villains. His copyright notice speaks of a dark conspiracy:
All these lame-os are property of Marvel Comics, which is owned by Disney. Which is owned by the frozen head of Walt Disney.
Link via Super Punch | Artist’s Website
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Jonah Hex (not to be confused with the feature film) and The Spectre are two animated short films that were released as part of the DVDs of Batman: Under the Red Hood and Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths, respectively.
Each is about twelve minutes long and features outstanding animation and storytelling about two lesser-known DC superheroes. Spoilers after the jump.
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Psychologist Sharon Lamb conducted a study on the influence of superhero role models on young boys, and thinks that the current crop have a generally bad influence on children:
“There is a big difference in the movie superhero of today and the comic book superhero of yesterday,” said psychologist Sharon Lamb,
PhD, distinguished professor of mental health at University of Massachusetts-Boston. “Today’s superhero is too much like an action hero who participates in non-stop violence; he’s aggressive, sarcastic and rarely speaks to the virtue of doing good for humanity. When not in superhero costume, these men, like Ironman, exploit women, flaunt bling and convey their manhood with high-powered guns.”
The comic book heroes of the past did fight criminals, she said, “but these were heroes boys could look up to and learn from because outside of their costumes, they were real people with real problems and many vulnerabilities,” she said.
Susana Polo of Geekosystem wrote a lengthy response to Lamb, noting the psychologist wrongly assumes that superhero narratives are primarily aimed at children:
While the superhero genre has well established tropes and rules, any genre can accommodate tonal shifts. No one would imply that Animal Farm represents a corruption of the talking animal genre of children’s literature. Fantasy doesn’t get called out for telling morally ambiguous stories.
There are comic book superheroes for kids, yes. Captain Marvel has had a kid oriented series lately, and then there’s Batman: The Brave and the Bold, and others. But the majority of comic book superheroes haven’t been written for small children for twenty years now.
Precisely. It’s improper to assume that while the tone has shifted, the the intended audience has remained static. Parents should shield their children from superhero comics and movies that would do them emotional harm.
A few weeks ago, I extolled the greatness of the movie Kick-Ass, and a Facebook friend asked me if she should take her kids. I told her absolutely not. It’s about kids being heroes, but it’s not for kids at all.
Link via Geekosystem | Image: kamillyonsia
Previously: Why Iron Man Is the Gen Y Superhero
Today is the birthday for the late Gene Roddenberry, Jonathan Frakes, and Diana Muldaur.
Roddenberry would have been 89, Frakes in 58, and Muldaur is 72.
So think of it as the Trekkie equivalent of All Saints’ Day.
Okay, that’s probably not a good analogy. But it’s enough of one to make me break out the Romulan ale.
via GeekDad | Images: Paramount
The team that brought you the knock-off The Incredible HALKa now rips off/parodies Spider-Man.
College student Cheater Parker is a college student and enthusiast of photography and footography (that means that he likes to take pictures of feet). Parker is bitten by a spider and transformed into MakraMan!
via NerdBastards
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Star Wars Uncut is a crowd-sourced project which divided Episode IV into fifteen second segments and then invited people to recreate and film them. All segments have been completed and compiled, and developer Casey Pugh is working on the legal issues that are delaying its release. Anyway, many clips are available at the link, which is the project page.
Link (self-starting sound) via blastr | Screenshot: Star Wars Uncut
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One of the highlights of Star Wars Celebration V was that R2D2 tied the knot. You can watch the video of the grand spectacle here (warning: self-starting). He married Bonnie Burton, the editor of StarWars.com.
Really, she’s deluding herself if she thinks that he’s going to be faithful.
via io9 | Photo: StarWars.com
Google Translate isn’t being terribly helpful, but I gather that this is a custom bike design (not a finished product) modeled after the transformable armor from Genesis Climber MOSPEADA. This series was integrated into the American Robotech universe by the late Carl Macek.
Link (in Japanese) via Super Punch
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