Borrow My Pen

Borrow My Pen – $6.45

Tired of people "borrowing" your pen all the time? Well, give ‘em a little shock with these subversively funny pens. Each of them are printed with fake but very funny company names and tag lines, such as:

• Springfield Sexual Addiction Center
  From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days. Curbing your enthusiasm since 1998
• Shecky The Clown
  Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Interventions. Don’t forget Shecky’s dog Arlene, a little extra but worth it.
• Electrolysis Is Us
  The first name in unwanted hair removal. Specializing in those hard-to-reach areas
• Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology
  Turn your head and cough, 301 South Main (please use rear entrance)

Part of Neatorama’s Christmas Special (purchase of each product will get you a Free Mystery Bonus). Perfect for stocking stuffers. Get ‘em while you still can: Link