Borrow My Pen

Borrow My Pen - $6.45

Tired of people "borrowing" your pen all the time? Well, give 'em a little shock with these subversively funny pens. Each of them are printed with fake but very funny company names and tag lines, such as:

  • Springfield Sexual Addiction Center
    From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days. Curbing your enthusiasm since 1998
  • Shecky The Clown
    Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Interventions. Don't forget Shecky's dog Arlene, a little extra but worth it.
  • Electrolysis Is Us
    The first name in unwanted hair removal. Specializing in those hard-to-reach areas
  • Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology
    Turn your head and cough, 301 South Main (please use rear entrance)

Part of Neatorama's Christmas Special (purchase of each product will get you a Free Mystery Bonus). Perfect for stocking stuffers. Get 'em while you still can:

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great post, when you feel it is necessary to promote your business, and you consider the possibilities of corporate branding. Promotional Pens makes a great choice to give away during corporate-sponsored events, as all the visitors will gladly exchange the information and make some quick notes or remarks about things and topics represented on exhibition, presentation or training courses.
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