Caption Monkey 22: X-Files, the Intersection

By Alex in Caption Monkey, Film, Travel on Mar 4, 2008 at 5:03 am


Photo: rhinny [Flickr]

All right, guys, it’s time for this week’s Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey game. Today’s prize is Adam "Ape Lad" Koford’s excellent book Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats. (Congrats to Andini who won the last game, will it be your turn today?)

In this book, Adam compiles the adventures of Kitteh and Pip (over 250 comic panels’ worth) alongside comments from Aloysius Koford and never-before-seen drawings. If you like Adam’s old-timey LOLcat cartoon, this book is a must-have.

Contest rules are darned simple: To win, simply submit the funniest caption. Place your caption in the comment section – one caption per comment, please, but you can submit as many as you can think of.

Good luck (and if you don’t win, you can still get Adam’s book at Lulu)

Update 3/6/08 – congrats to the winner SenorMysterioso #38 who wrote:

…that my mom is on her way to pick me up


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  1. su.wei
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 5:14 am

    sarah always believed in Mulder and Scully’s love.

  2. su.wei
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 5:15 am

    They will come…oh yes…they will…

  3. MrPumpernickel
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 6:08 am

    I hate to bring up golden oldies, but: EPIC FAIL!

  4. Julian
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 6:16 am

    Agent Mulder and Scully didn’t know they had conceived a daughter…and that she was made of paper.

  5. Ali S.
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 6:55 am

    The only time we’ll see Mulder and Scully together forever.

  6. Takhys
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 7:26 am

    At first the city planners thought it was a good idea, but after retail values plummeted on Cancer Man Lane and Pointless Space-Bee Drive, it was too late for the Ottawa office to redo the signs.

    (I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that I recognize the sign-style and logo as being from my current home of Ottawa.)

  7. kilkenny
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 7:34 am

    the truth is definitely out there…

  8. kam00n
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 8:17 am

    Mulder was, once again, going Scully’s way.

  9. Scottw232
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 8:24 am

    Well they can’t get you there…it’s a no parking zone…

  10. Spaggo
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 8:25 am

    “That they aren’t really making an X-files 2 movie”

  11. Spaggo
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 8:29 am

    “That finding this street sign isn’t the best thing I’ve accomplished in my whole life.”

  12. Tara
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 8:47 am

    Takyhs is right, that is definitely Ottawa.

  13. warchild
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 9:00 am

    That’s definitely Ottawa. Like, I’m looking out my window at one of those same style signs. I really hope the whole development is x-files or scifi themed. That would just about make my day.

  14. Oomi
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    X-files box top found by four-eyed freak.

  15. Louise
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 9:46 am

    “…that the intersection of Buffy Drive and Angel Way is two blocks over.”

  16. red
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    I wouldn’t be surprised warchild. There are other developments that follow themes. I recall one college friend living in a development where all the streets were named after knights of the round table.

    As for a caption – give the prize to the girl in the photo. I doubt any of us could beat the caption already there.

  17. Lily
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    SWX-Phile looking for MSR at Shipper’s Point

  18. Kelly
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Little did they suspect that Mulder’s lost sister had long been living in suburbia…

  19. TT
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 11:20 am

    Parallel Universes? I’d like to introduce you to my friend, Intersecting Universes

  20. the lord
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 11:28 am

    My god the govenmetn has turned them into a sign post!

  21. Sandra
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 11:43 am

    Though fangirl was unable to park near the signs, loitering was not expressedly forbidden.

  22. PaperCat
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    The blind womans sign should say “I belive in happy marriage” but her husband “forgot” to write the last part.

  23. Klink-O
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    Beleive all you want, but Scully will always be 90 degrees out of sync with Mulder.

  24. T313
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    no such luck on the suburban theme…

    View Larger Map

  25. SarahW
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    I bet she still looks both ways before crossing the street.

  26. Dion
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    “Unable to explain the situation to the elderly couple, the police left assuring Mrs. Thompson that the young woman on their front lawn was not in fact, a vampire hooker.”

  27. TeaFizz
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    “I want to believe…

    …that it was more than just a dream.”

  28. TeaFizz
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    The “Truth”…
    …is that you’re ugly…
    …and that your mom dresses you funny.

  29. TeaFizz
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    “I want to believe…

    …that it’s not butter.”

  30. xfriisx
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    “Will work for Truth”

  31. Cassie
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    Those signs are actually in Orlean’s, Ontario which is like a suburb I think…

    Link to the google map is under my “website”

  32. Cassie
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Haha… except the comments don’t show your website link… doy! My mistake. Just google map “mulder ave, orleans, canada”

  33. Maggie
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    I can has ride home?

  34. RHINNY
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    holy crap, that’s me.

  35. bademailname
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    mmmm … no parking.

  36. David Robertson
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    X Marks the Spot!

  37. M.Sphinx
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    Despite her best efforts, the bespectacled girl simply could not find To Believe Avenue.

  38. SenorMysterioso
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    …that my mom is on her way to pick me up

  39. Christophe
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    … that they’ll change this signs to Neatorama Lane & Caption Monkey Drive.

    (I GoogleEarthed it: yep for Ottawa. Somebody must have had a laugh)

  40. Chris
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    Despite the difficulty in recruiting dedicated FBI agents, one special agent’s interest in a futute career in the FBI manifested itself early.

  41. Denita TwoDragons
    Mar 4th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    “I Want to Believe”

    …that Zim and GIR are having a barbecue at Alf’s place…

    –TwoDragons

  42. GoShogun
    Mar 5th, 2008 at 3:14 am

    “Believe all you want, the aliens won’t risk paying the $75 fine to pick you up in a no parking zone”

  43. clairmonde
    Mar 5th, 2008 at 3:23 am

    Other photos in her collection include the corners of 86th st & 99 ave and Starsky Blvd & Hutch Rd.

  44. Leoricx
    Mar 5th, 2008 at 5:08 am

    “So give me a sign…”

  45. Ian
    Mar 5th, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    That boy I met on Second Life should be here any second.

  46. emptyminded
    Mar 5th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    Analysis of this photo by The Lone Gunmen clearly shows the reflection of a saucer shaped UFO in the bedroom window above the walkway and a werewolf head on the bench by the front door. A close up view of the little girl and her sign showed that the photo had been digitally manipulated. When they ran the photo through top secret decryption software, The Lone Gunmen found that the little girl was actually a grey skinned alien with bug eyes and the sign actually read “the truth is out there’.

  47. tripleX
    Mar 5th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    X-crossing.

  48. tripleX
    Mar 5th, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    So there is a chance that somebody lives in the ‘Cigarette Smoking Man Street’?

  49. tripleX
    Mar 5th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    Life is hard without easterbunnies and toothfairies…

  50. clairmonde
    Mar 6th, 2008 at 3:23 am

    I lost 9 minutes at the corner of Mulder & Scully and all I got was the crappy sign.

  51. MightyYar
    Mar 6th, 2008 at 9:50 am

    “This was my favorite exhibit at the dork zoo.”

  52. Sean Feeney
    Mar 6th, 2008 at 11:47 am

    …that this isn’t a scene from the upcoming movie!

  53. thunderchaser
    Mar 6th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    David Duchovny I want you to love me
    To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me


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