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Clerk Provides Funny Commentary For That One Time She Was Held At Gunpoint

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Armed robberies are no laughing matter, and if someone is desperate or reckless enough to walk in to a store and steal cash at gunpoint they’re probably not going to appreciate you laughing at their efforts.

But clerks who are lucky enough to survive an armed robbery, especially those who survive by keeping their cool through the robbery, have every right to chuckle about it all after the encounter.

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The clerk delivering the running commentary on this NSFW security video footage sent the video to her sister, meant for her eyes only, and of course the sister immediately posted it online for the world to see.

It's a good thing the clerk handled the robbery like she did, because her cool head and calm manner most likely saved her from being shot…or worse.

-Via Fox 13


Meet Patrick, The Proctology Simulation Dummy

Proctologists are one of the most misunderstood and underrated specialists in the medical game, and yet (according to Kramer) they’re the life of the party.

Their career path has taken them straight to the backside of humanity, where they occasionally have to “plumb the depths” to check for prostate issues such as cancer or polyps.

The unglamorous, yet totally necessary, prostate exam requires physical practice and patient feedback to master, but how is a proctologist supposed to gain experience when nobody in their right mind will volunteer to be their practice "dummy”?

Why, With a robotic practice dummy, of course! Patrick the simulated patient allows the budding proctologist to practice giving prostate exams without catching any crap from human patients.

Here's how Patrick works:

Patrick serves a dual purpose: personal and professional. Personally, he comes equipped with software that enables him to interact emotionally with the student and voice any concerns he has about the procedure. Dr. Benjamin Lok, one of the program’s designers, says the interpersonal relationship Patrick helps foster is invaluable from a practicing perspective. “This virtual human patient can talk to the learner, expresses fears and concerns about the prostate exam, and presents a realistic patient encounter,” Lok told Geekosystem.

The other purpose he serves is functional. Patrick is endowed with force sensors, which can alert the student when he or she is being too aggressive, and can report how thorough the student was in his or her examination.

“Consider this,” Lok said, “how would a medical student know if they are doing a good prostate exam? Currently it is impossible for the educator to gauge performance. This simulation provides performance, feedback, and an opportunity to learn and lower anxiety.”

-Via Dangerous Minds

Patrick serves a dual purpose: personal and professional. Personally, he comes equipped with software that enables him to interact emotionally with the student and voice any concerns he has about the procedure. Dr. Benjamin Lok, one of the program’s designers, says the interpersonal relationship Patrick helps foster is invaluable from a practicing perspective. “This virtual human patient can talk to the learner, expresses fears and concerns about the prostate exam, and presents a realistic patient encounter,” Lok told Geekosystem.

The other purpose he serves is functional. Patrick is endowed with force sensors, which can alert the student when he or she is being too aggressive, and can report how thorough the student was in his or her examination.

“Consider this,” Lok said, “how would a medical student know if they are doing a good prostate exam? Currently it is impossible for the educator to gauge performance. This simulation provides performance, feedback, and an opportunity to learn and lower anxiety.”


Out Of Baby Ruth! - A Minion Unlike Any Other


Out Of Baby Ruth! by MannArt

Give a minion a movie and you're asking for some animated trouble, but give them the Goonies and you've got a full scale underground adventure on your hands! Two factions quickly formed after watching their new favorite movie- the Goonies, who were really good at doing the truffle shuffle and deciphering chunks of data, and the Fratellis, who were utterly despicable and only out for the Spanish pirate treasure. But one odd little minion named Sloth couldn't decide whether he was a Fratelli or a Goonie, in fact, the only thing he knew for sure is that he loved Baby Ruth candy bars!

Add some animated awesomeness to your geeky wardrobe with this Out Of Baby Ruth! t-shirt by MannArt, it's the fun way to show love for two of your favorite movie characters at the same time!

Visit MannArt's official website, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

Love Is For Souls Tot Story Wizardly Advice ASGARDIAN PRIDE

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Mystical Deer - The Watcher In the Woods


Mystical Deer by Art et Be

Whenever you take a walk through the forest you'll feel eyes upon you, but don't worry- most of those eyes are there to watch over you, and watch what you do, and only a few of them belong to a predator who thinks you look delicious. Deer are the ones who are always watching, always making sure the balance is preserved in their natural kingdom, and when they see a human in their home they see the potential for violence, unrest and imbalance. Do the deer, and the forest, a favor and leave the woods just as you found them!

Bring a stunning new style to your geeky wardrobe with this Mystical Deer t-shirt by Art et Be, featuring a bold and eye-pleasing design sure to attract attention.

Visit Art et Be's Facebook fan page, official website and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more fantastic designs:

Koi Circle Fox Link Shield- Zelda Girly

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Atheist Arya Stark Is The New Face Of Fantasy Disenchantment

Arya Stark has been through a lot in her young life, and while some may turn to faith after witnessing their father’s death and watching their family torn asunder by those vying for the Iron Throne, Anya has chosen to put faith in God on her list.

This is all according to the new Game Of Thrones meme Atheist Arya Stark, which was created by Tumblr user halfprincesshalfgoddess, so don’t expect to find much canon material from the show.

What you can expect from this meme is a funny take on what a cocky young Arya might say to those pious Sparrows as she made her way across Westeros, a grand assortment of ha-has for heathens.

-Via Cheezburger


Dwayne Johnson Delivers A Rock Solid Surprise To Fan

Dwayne Johnson has gone from simply being a wrestler known as The Rock to a full blown movie star, and yet his fame and monetary success haven’t changed him one bit.

He’s still a fun-loving, happy and friendly fellow who seems eager to show his fans how much he appreciates their support.

The Rock was recently scheduled to be interviewed by comedian Nick Mundy for Screen Junkies, but things took a turn for the worse when Nick was told the interview was cancelled.

Nick was bummed, but immediately livened back up when The Rock appeared out of nowhere…wearing a tuxedo.

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The still graphic for the video probably gives the surprise away but the video is still fun to watch, and serves to make The Rock seem even cooler than before, if that's possible

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Incredibly Informative Daytime TV Chyrons

Daytime television is a wonderland of quack medical advice, paternity tests and “reality” show drama, and those who tune in to these midday broadcasts aren’t expecting to have their faith in humanity restored.

I've been known to watch a daytime show or two just for kicks, but I soon realized that you don't have to sit through an hour of awfulness when those informative chyrons tell you all you need to know in an instant.

Chyrons are text banners that appears on the lower third of the screen, and if you look up "TV chyrons" online you'll discover they present you with all the reality TV fun in an instant, without commercials or filler content.

But before you go searching for some laughs check out The Soup's collection of The Incredible World Of Daytime TV Chyrons, featuring comedic descriptions from classic shows like Tyra, Ricki Lake and, of course, Maury.


How To Become Incredible - Irradiate At Your Own Risk


How To Become Incredible by IdeasConPatatas

There are better ways to become the Hulk, but if you're looking for a way that doesn't involve working out at the gym and taking steroids you should consult this handy chart and see how easy it can be! It's incredible how much work people put in to becoming a physical marvel when all it really takes is some paint, some gamma radiation and an angry streak a mile wide. However, this method isn't guaranteed to work, and will most likely end up making you look like the saddest Avengers cosplayer in the cancer ward!

Share some quack comic book science with the world, wear this How To Become Incredible t-shirt by IdeasConPatatas and watch the smiles on people's faces grow to epic proportions!

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Ghibli Elemental Charms Unconventional Burgers The Force Awakens Pat & Silent Bob

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Mighty Morphin' Turtles - Mutant Ranger Power!


Mighty Morphin' Turtles by SimplePeteDoodles

The ninja turtles were hanging out in Central Park one day when an alien spacecraft landed on the lawn, and some mighty rubbery looking aliens slithered out. They spoke in a strange tongue that sounded like sheets of plastic going through a power shredder punctuated with a loud "krang!", which totally took the wabu out of their cowabunga. The teenage mutants were about to bail on the whole alien scene when some old, ratty looking dude took them aside and offered them a job as power rangers...

Transform your geeky wardrobe with this Mighty Morphin' Turtles t-shirt by SimplePeteDoodles, it's out of this world!

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Iron Patriot Ultrazord Iron Man Blue Turbo Ranger- Power Ranger

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RPG Rules.Mage - Don't Look To Me When You've Got Low HP


RPG Rules. Mage by Mauro

Every group of dungeon explorers needs a mage in their party, so he can fling magic missiles to soften up those nasty gnolls and read any magic books you find in treasure chests. However, don't look to the mage for scintillating conversation, because they're normally too busy memorizing spells or learning to speak a demonic language to chat. The only creature that can pull a mage's nose out of his spellbook is the mighty dragon, and if a dragon and mage get to talking you'd better make sure you're on the mage's good side!

Dress up for roleplaying game night with this RPG Rules.Mage t-shirt by Mauro, the fashionable way to declare you've got spellcasting class!

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CAP AMERICA Full Moon Dragon RPG Rules. Monk IRONMAN

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Dali - That's A Sweet 'Stache You Got There Sal!


Dali by CreoTuMundo

He was the darling of the avant garde art world, the madman with a moustache who warped our minds with his paintings and made us smile with his artsy antics. He's Salvador Dali- the Spanish master of Surrealism who left an indelible mark on the world of fine art and an unfading impression on admirers of his twisted brilliance. He once said "intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings", and boy did ol' Sal let his brain feathers fly!

Celebrate your favorite painter in style with this Dali t-shirt by CreoTuMundo, it's a fun way to make sure Salvador Dali is always on (in) your heart!

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Moonrise Kingdom Baby Donnie Darko Baby Bowie Sam Shakusky

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Hot Dog Dishes From Around The World

Hot dogs are popular yet polarizing, tasty yet terrible on the stomach, kosher yet made of lips and...you know the rest.

Whether you call them tube steak, bratwurst, frankfurters, polish sausages or weenies there's one thing all cylindrical meat products have in common- people around the world just can't get enough!

The hot dogs we scarf down at sporting events or while waiting in line at Costco today are thought to have originated in Germany during the 1800s in their original weiner and frankfurter forms.

Since then the hot dog has evolved into a fun handheld food product people the world over enjoy in their own unusual way.

The Brazilian hot dog, which is topped with carrots, corn, parmesan cheese and french fries, may seem strange to those who like nothing more than relish and mustard on their dog.

Then again, Brazilians find it strange that American men rarely wear swim briefs to the beach so I guess strangeness is relative!

See the full guide to 40 Ways The World Makes Awesome Hot Dogs here


Alternate Endings For 20 Classic Movies

Movies can become fan favorites for a variety of reasons, but chances are if the ending stinks the movie isn’t going to be well liked.

That’s especially true of any movie that uses a surprise ending to shock viewers, but the real shock would have come after watching films like Rocky and Clerks with their original endings!

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Rocky was supposed to end with Balboa taking the big payola and throwing the fight against Apollo Creed, and Clerks originally ended with Dante being shot to death by an armed robber. Sometimes a script change is a good thing!

See The Alternate Endings Of 20 Famous Movies at mental_floss


A Disney Princess For Every Stage Of Your Life

Disney princesses may not be the best role models for young folks, and they might not be the golden goddesses of morality they’re made out to be, but they do one thing really well- represent different stages of our lives.

From the early days of wide eyed babyhood to the jaded, cynical thirtysomething years of drudgery and boredom, there's a Disney princesses that accurately represents every stage of our lives, at least according to cartoonist Paul Westover.

As someone who learned the joys of hermitizing in my thirties I definitely relate to Elsa, and even though I don't have power over the cold my fridge has a built in ice maker!

See A Disney Princess For Every Stage Of Your Life at College Humor


Photos Of Classic Cars Next To Their Modern Version

Most auto enthusiasts agree that the cars of yesteryear are way cooler looking than those cookie cutter models being produced today, and even the modern throwback models simply cannot compare to the original.

However, the only way to fully appreciate how cool cars used to look, and see how resurrected and updated classic models measure up to the original, is to see them both side-by-side.

The modern Bentley can never compare to the classic (1936?) model featured up top, but the new Ford Shelby Cobra does look like one mean machine. And the Mercedes somehow still manages to look like a million bucks after all these years. Oh yeah, that's because they cost a million bucks!

See 17 Photos Of Classic Cars Next To Their Modern Version here


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