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A Pox On The Phony King Of England - God Save The Toons


A Pox On The Phony King Of England by ClayGrahamArt

Robin had started a revolution, revealing that the tyrant Prince John was nothing but a cowardly lion beneath all the pomp and posh robes. And yet they called Robin a hood, denounced him as nothing but a punk and a squatter living unlawfully on the king's land, but the people of Nottingham knew better. They knew a scoundrel when they saw one, and with Sir Hiss as his advisor the people were even more wary of the Prince's treachery. But Robin wasn't alone in his quest to dethrone the dummy, and with some big help from Little John and the fair Maid Marian he would rock the kingdom and spread the wealth.

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Spider-Man Knocks Himself Out To Entertain Kids

Performing as a costumed character at birthday parties can be a tough gig, and when you show up dressed as a superhero you’d better be prepared to wow the kiddos with some sweet superhero moves.

But when you’re performing for peanuts you should avoid bodily injury at all costs, because most companies who hire out costumed characters don’t have injury insurance for their employees.

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A springy fellow in a Spider-Man suit discovered how hard it is to act like a webhead without falling flat on your face as he tried way too hard to keep his young clients entertained. Next year they'll be hiring Batman instead...

-Via Uproxx


Spoonstruck - I Said Cher, Not Chairface!


Spoonstruck by Matt Sinor

The Tick had become a big blue bug of happiness ever since he'd been introduced to his soulmate, the radiant beauty known only as Spoon. She was shiny all over, and curvy in all the right places, and when she took a dip in a bowl of cereal Tick couldn't help himself- he'd been Spoonstruck! He soon forgot all about fighting crime, as found he preferred to spend his evenings shining his sweet spoon and eating all sorts of yummy things with her. It was love at first bit!

Bring some superheroic ha-has to your geeky wardrobe with this Spoonstruck t-shirt by Matt Sinor, it'll have your fellow tick fans smiling like Arthur on laundry day!

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All The Butts Now I Know My BMO's Fistful Of Burgers Flyboys

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Adults Eat Things They Used To Eat As Kids

Childhood is a time of discovery and learning, and as we grow up we learn what we should or shouldn’t put into our mouths.

We usually arrive at these conclusions when we're chomping down on a rotten piece of fruit or eating something gross that triggers our revulsion reflex, and that bad food memory makes us pay more attention to what we eat in the future.

As we get older and leave those days of discovery behind us it’s fun to take a look back at the way we were, and wonder how the heck we could have eaten such strange things as a child.

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BuzzFeed presents a tasteful video with a self explanatory title- People Eat Weird Things They Used To Eat As Kids. Hopefully you won't find this trip down memory lane to be too revolting!


Funny And Clever Panhandling Signs

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Panhandlers are an inherent part of civilization, getting by on donations they cull from charitable folks with an outstretched hand and a plea for spare change.

It’s uncommon to see a panhandler that doesn’t use a sign to help garner donations nowadays, and those signs range from the stereotypical “need a buck for a beer” to the heartstring tugging “hungry homeless vet”.

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But there’s one kind of panhandling sign that has proven far more effective than the rest- the funny sign.

Everybody appreciates a good laugh, and those funny signs often change the way people see panhandlers, helping them avoid becoming an invisible part of the city streets.

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Homelessness and poverty are absolutely not laughing matters, but making the best of a bad situation can often mean the difference between getting sneered at or getting donations for those in need.

See 25 Hilarious Panhandling Signs here.


9 Real Disguises Used By Internationally Acclaimed Undercover Reporter

Ghanian reporter Anas Aremeyaw Anas has played a wide variety of roles during his career as a journalist, and his undercover mission to uncover the truth about African criminals is the stuff of legend.

However, this mission has also put a huge bounty on his head, so Anas can't show his face in public, a fact which forced him to wear a mask during a 2013 TED Talk where he spoke about some of the disguises he has worn while working undercover.

mental_floss has put together a revealing story about Ghana's greatest undercover reporter for an upcoming issue of their magazine, and they've shared nine of the disguises Anas has worn, with the story behind each bust, to tide us over until the issue comes out.

From homeless man to sheikh, peanut hawker to paper bag on the side of the road, Anas has played each role so convincingly it's a wonder CONTROL hasn't scooped him up yet!

See nine of the disguises worn by this amazing undercover reporter at mental_floss


A Short Animated History Of Weapons

They say ever since man discovered he could club his fellow man to death with a rock he's been making bigger and deadlier weapons on a daily basis, but I say man learned to strangle and bite before he went clubbing.

We’ve come a long way from the good old days of slings and stone axes, and our ability to create bigger and deadlier weapons has helped shape human history, for better or worse.

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The Atlantic created an animated short that succinctly reveals the evolution of weaponry, using data from the book A History Of The World In 100 Weapons by Chris McNab. The minimal animation probably won't blow you away, but you'll have plenty of dates to drop at your next NRA meeting!

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Chocobro - He's Rushing Phi Beta Kweh


Chocobro by Versiris

Chocobos who stay out in the field transporting fantasy adventurers and earning some kweh like to keep things professional and polite. And then there are those chocobros, those lazy party birds who live under mommy and daddy chocobo's roof, blow off finals and spend all their time sipping Tonberry ale and trying to score with chicks. They're the most annoying type of chocobo you'll encounter on Gaia, and if you run into one you should treat them like a Shinra soldier and give them a swift limit break smackdown!

Add some final fantasy funny to your geeky wardrobe with this Chocobro t-shirt by Versiris, it's totally kweh and most bros you encounter in the real world will be totally confused by the design, earning you bonus XP!

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Guardian Of The Skies Monsters Rule The Spitter Solid Ekans

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Trek Boys - They're Beaming Up The Savings!


Trek Boys by djkopet

They're the three best friends your starship ever had- Scotty, Geordi and that other guy from Enterprise, what was his name again? Oh yeah, Charles Tucker, that's it. Scotty, Geordi and Tucker are always ready to perform their Federation duties by beaming the crew back aboard the ship, advising their various captains about any possible technical difficulties, and generally making sure those galaxy-class starships keep running smoothly. So if you're planning a trek across space make sure you bring the Trek Boys along for the ride!

Show some love for your favorite chief engineers with this Trek Boys t-shirt by djkopet, it's one great shirt you won't have to trek across the galaxy to get, because it's right here in the NeatoShop!

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Pop Avengers Devil In Me It's Showtime, Folks! The Empire Business

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The Casebook Of Nips And Porkington

Nips and Porkington are pigs in every sense of the word- they’re cops and one is actually a pig, so he's a pig in two ways. I'm not sure if he's also a slob, but if he is then that makes three ways in which Porkington is a pig.

Okay, so Nips and Porkington are pigs in either one, two or three ways, if that’s not every sense of the word then please excuse my misuse of an idiom and let’s move on.

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Nips and Porkington are the stars of their own animated short called The Casebook Of Nips And Porkington, which was created by an extremely talented individual named Melody Wang.

Hopefully Melody will share some more animated animal adventures with us in the near future, but for now we'll have to make do with this enchanting short.


Minor Tweaks To Disney Movies That Change The Whole Plot

Disney’s animated features rely on paper thin plots to make the magic happen, and what they lack in believability they more than make up for in character appeal and emotional effect.

But a thin plot means the whole storyline can come crashing down with one minor change, like showing what led up to Bambi’s mother getting blasted.

Dorkly's Andrew Bridgman and illustrator Paul Westover demonstrate how easy it is to turn Disney movies into a completely different kind of movie with one minor tweak.

Kinda takes the feel good fun outta the whole thing, now don’t it?!

See 7 Tweaks To Disney Films That Would Change Everything here


If Movie Characters Said What Their Actors Have Tweeted

It’s a good thing most characters portrayed by actors in movies don’t act anything like the actors themselves, because if their characters spouted the inane lines celebs like Tom Cruise and Alec Baldwin have Tweeted out to the world those hit movies would have bombed!

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CollegeHumor presents an animated portrayal of what it would look like if, say, Maximus from Gladiator gave a rally cry that included "Circumcision is stupid! Babies are perfeeeeeeect!"

It kinda makes you wonder what the heck those famous folks were thinking when they sent out such bizarre Tweets, but I think Fast & Furious would have been improved by the addition of Vin, Michelle and Tyrese's Tweets.


Lady Justice - Will You Heed The Canary's Call?


Lady Justice by ArtOfCoreyCourts

When you hear the chirping of a canary it tends to make you think of love, peace and nature, but when Dinah hears the canary cry she thinks only of justice. She may look like a bit of a softie, with her fishnet stockings and flowing golden locks, but the Black Canary is anything but gentle on those who dare to commit crimes in Starling City. Think an arrow in the chest is bad? Wait until the Canary sinks her claws into you...

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Mario Kart: Fury Road

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When everything goes to hell in the Mushroom Kingdom the denizens of that colorful land will have to kart for survival, or fall to the flying shells.

Mad Max: Fury Road isn’t meant to be a particularly funny film, but add a few visual effects, a few characters and silly sound effects from Mario Kart 64 and you’ve got a wasteland full of laughs.

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YouTube user sundbergkr doesn't rely on over-the-top gags or comically misspliced clips to deliver the comedy in Mario Kart: Fury Road, and the end result is a mashup that's simply funny!

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Terry Sawchuk Is The Face Of Hockey

Hockey is one of the roughest professional sports, and one of the only sports where players don’t have to tell people which sport they play when out of uniform- because their face does all the talking for them!

One face in particular has come to be known as the face of hockey, and that face belongs to Terry Sawchuk, frankengoalie.

Sawchuk started tending goal pre-1966, when players weren't required to wear masks or head protection of any kind. When safety rules were implemented in 1966 LIFE magazine hired a professional makeup artist to recreat many of the facial injuries Terry had sustained during his sixteen years in the game for this eye opening photo.

The other injuries they couldn't effectively recreate include:

"a slashed eyeball requiring three stitches, a 70% loss of function in his right arm because 60 bone chips were removed from his elbow, and a permanent “sway-back” caused by continual bent-over posture."

Read more about Terry Sawchuk, the face of hockey, here

-Via Boing Boing


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