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Kick It Old School Style These 30 Totally Retro Themed T-Shirts (And You Can Win One Too!)

Lovers of all things retro know that everything geeky was better back in the day, and when you're from the old school you never graduate, you just keep getting cooler with age!

The NeatoShop is the home of all the geeky t-shirts that matter, including an astounding array of designs that will make retro enthusiasts totally flip out with delight!

(But if you're short on cash you should make your way to the end of this post and enter to win a free NeatoShop t-shirt.)

A lifelong obsession with retro pop culture begins at an early age, and for some it started with a buff guy riding a green tiger

Eye Of The Tiger by Rocky Davies

People might give you trouble about your retro obsession as you grow older

Eric The Clown by DeepFriedArt

But, despite what they may say, you know retro characters are the absolute coolest

80's Pacman by SoleVision

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Practical Redesigns For Female Superhero Costumes

Female superhero costumes are at the center of a huge debate that is mostly being debated by people who don’t even read comics yet like to opine about them for some strange reason.

That being said, the debate rages on for some reason, and even though the comic book industry is unlikely to make any major changes to their main characters’ wardrobes there are plenty of people with good ideas about what a redesign should look like.

One of those forward thinking artists goes by the name of Ingvard The Terrible, and he has some good ideas for making the suits worn by our favorite female superfolks more practical.

Of course, the redesigns make them all look very similar, like supporting characters in a sci-fi movie, but hey- at least they're all covered up now!

-Via GeekTyrant


Quantifying Our Emotions After Watching A Disney-Pixar Movie

Pixar’s latest film Inside Out is leaving audiences with all kinds of feelings they’ve never felt before, and thanks to the colorful animated feature those new feelings now have a funny face.

The film is all about emotions, so it’s only natural to feel strongly about it one way or the other, but how do we quantify how all Disney-Pixar movies make us feel so other people will understand?

Why, you create an illustrated graph, of course! And that's just what the fine folks at Oh My Disney! did, using the emotion characters from Inside Out to illustrate the many different feels felt after watching a Pixar flick.

So now when your friends and family ask you what you thought of Inside Out  or any other Pixar movie you can show them one of these charts while you choke back the tears...

-Via Nerdist


The History Of Wimbledon, As Told By Chris (Simpsons Artist)

Flourescent green balls are floating through the air, wealthy people dressed in bleached white outfits and sweatbands are running back and forth in a square divided by a net, while a judge sits in his tower overlooking it all.

That’s right, it’s time for Wimbledon’s whiffers to make their way back to the tennis courts, and even though tennis fans are all atwitter you can hardly hear a peep coming out of them because they’ve been silenced for the sake of player concentration.

Thankfully the amazingly knowledgeable Chris (Simpsons Artist) has all the 411 you need to understand the history of Wimbledon, including these tasty little fact nuggets:

1945 - tennis is accidentally invented by geoffrey tennis in his back garden while throwing a plum at the back of his wife annettes head as she slept on the grass

1947 - the first wimbledon is won by a man called glen littles who was known to have the littlest hands in the world that measured only 1cm long when fully erect

1948 - a man with tiny bell earrings entertains the crowd in the rain

Read the rest of The History Of Wimbledon, According To Chris (Simpsons Artist) here


God Save The Queen - Rock And Roll Royalty


God Save The Queen by In Stank We Trust

Freddy came from a kingdom far, far away, where moustachioed people danced the night away while wearing rainbow colored suspenders and platform shoes. He was raised to respect the rules, but somewhere along the way he started losing his love of the law and became entranced by a rhapsody of bohemian origin. An idea came to Freddy in a flash- form a band as shiny as mercury and sing the songs the whole world wants to hear. Within a few years Freddy's band had overthrown the monarchy with a cry of "we are the champions!", and the rest is rock and roll history!

Celebrate one of history's greatest rock bands with this God Save The Queen t-shirt by In Stank We Trust, it'll make you a legend among the music loving masses!

Visit In Stank We Trust's Facebook fan page, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightful designs:

We Can--D'oh!

Not The Mama! Pipes N' Castles Kong's Root Beer

View more designs by In Stank We Trust | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Oslo Is Building The World's First Bee Highway

Global bee populations have been in decline for quite some time, and yet we’re still scrambling to figure out how we can help them bounce back.

Some have turned to hybridization, others feel that limiting the use of certain pesticides and refraining from building cell phone towers in areas where bees thrive might be the answer, but Oslo, Norway has a far simpler idea.

Oslo is about to become the first city to install bee highways- a collection of flower covered rooftops meant to offer bees safe travel throughout the city. Here's what Agnes Lyche Melvaer, head of the environmental group behind this unique ecological project, has to say about the bee highway-

“We are constantly reshaping our environment to meet our needs, forgetting that other species also live in it, To correct that we need to return places to them to live and feed.”

If you're interested to see how the bee highway project is progressing you can track it all on the website Pollinatorpassasjen.no, where you'll find an interactive map and more about this awesome idea (all written in Norwegian, of course).

-Via Gizmodo


These Are Some Mighty Tasty Looking Minerals!

Rockhound is an affectionate term for people who collect minerals, and rockhounds enjoy sniffing out and digging up new stones while they’re out exploring the natural world.

Mineral collectors are always looking for new pieces to add to their collection, and when they make a discovery they like to brag about the tasty new treat they discovered during a dig.

But even the most mineral hungry rockhounds should refrain from trying to chew on these delicious looking plates of simulated food spotted by Rock Feast at the 2015 San Diego County Fair.

These replica food products are made out of 100 percent mineral, and they're so lifelike they look tasty even when you're close enough to see what's cooking.

-Via Boing Boing


PREHISTORIC PRINCESSES: The Little Arielosaur - Under The Jurassic Sea


PREHISTORIC PRINCESSES: The Little Arielosaur by Captain RibMan

She was the most stunning dinosaur princess of her era, a beautiful beaked babe who swam around singing and brushing her fins all day. The little Arielosaur dreamed of walking on the land like the mighty raptors, tearing her food from the trees because she'd grown tired of seafood, but alas she was stuck with big, flat fins and a beaky mug, so nobody wanted to kiss this dino-girl!

This PREHISTORIC PRINCESSES: The Little Arielosaur t-shirt features one of the most ridiculously funny mashups ever made, it's sure to make cartoon and dinosaur enthusiasts alike smile with delight.

Visit Captain RibMan's Facebook fan page, official website and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more ridiculously cool designs:

Spaceman

PREHISTORIC PRINCESSES- Frozedon

Chrome Trooper One Moore

View more designs by Captain RibMan | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Doctors & Daleks: 11th Edition - Tabletop Tardis Anyone?


Doctors & Daleks: 11th Edition by Creative Outpouring

That old roleplaying game about dragons who dwell in dungeons is old hat, but not an old hat like a fez because fezzes are cool, so who can we turn to in hopes of resurrecting tabletop gaming from the dead? The Doctor, that's who, and his otherworldly adventures are already the stuff of legend so a game set in his version of the multiverse would fly off the shelves in no time. Become the lord of your own police box, battle deadly exterminating trash cans and see if you can level your character up to an eleventh, twelfth or even thirteenth incarnation!

Get your geeky game on with this Doctors & Daleks: 11th Edition t-shirt by Creative Outpouring, it's the coolest way to show love for your favorite rpg and your favorite sci-fi super guy.

Visit Creative Outpouring's Facebook fan page, official website, Tumblr and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

The Wind Will Guide Us Hooked On A Feeling Pika-Pika Vs. The League

Charzilla

View more designs by Creative Outpouring | More Sci-Fi T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


A Plethora Of Punny Tattoos

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People get tattooed for all kinds of reasons, including a love of art and as a , but those brave folk who get ink to entertain others are truly heroes. Funny tattoos come in many forms, but for my money the best kind of funny tattoo is a punny tattoo.

Punny tattoos are the ultimate in visual gag body art, a silly play on words or an idiom brought to life through design, and punny tattoo people are likely to become the life of the party!

Here's a collection of Tough, Raunchy (but totally SFW) and Just Plain Punny tattoos-

The Tough Tats-

Just because a tattoo is punny doesn't mean it loses all tough guy/gal appeal, there's plenty of room for wordplay and wickedness in a punny tattoo.

If you already spend your days pitying fools and buying giant gold chains then you might as well take Mr. Tea along for the ride.

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Scumbags and solid citizens alike will adore this Dead Beet tattoo, which is only to be worn by the proudly punny.

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Are you a buff baker? There's an incredibly punny tattoo for that!

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What Those Lights On Your Dashboard Really Mean

Don’tcha hate it when some new symbol appears on your dashboard display while you’re driving along, representing a new problem with your car that needs to be taken care of ASAP.

Most of us are used to seeing the symbols for low fuel and fasten your seatbelt light up, but what about those weird symbols that don’t seem to make any sense on their own?

Here’s a handy illustrated guide that reveals what your car is trying to tell you with all those dashboard symbols, so you can ramble on down the road secure in the fact that you don't have a battery issue- you just have a drunk robot in your trunk!

-Via Dave


Corporal Corpse (Neon) - He'll Soon Be Promoted To Stiff Sergeant


Corporal Corpse (Neon) by Wolf Krusemark

Sometimes when you smell the stench of death on the battlefield there's something far worse than a corpse waiting for you in the next trench, and soldiers who refuse to stay dead make battlefields feel even more like hell on Earth. It takes a strong mind and confidence in your combat abilities to keep on fighting when you're facing an army of zombies who are hungry for brains and hell bent on your destruction....

Scare up some smiles with this Corporal Corpse (Neon) t-shirt by Wolf Krusemark, it's a terrifying way to show some love for classic horror and the undead creatures that haunt our dreams!

Visit Wolf Krusemark's Facebook fan page, official website, Instagram, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more scary good designs:

T Time Coat Of Harms Peacock V.1 Paper Shredder

View more designs by Wolf Krusemark | More Horror T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


35 Times Deadpool Portrayed The Best Deadpool Money Can Buy

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Deadpool quickly became a fan fav because of his ability to break the fourth wall, his jokes for all occasions, and his seemingly inherent ability to wisecrack and kick ass at the same time.

He ain’t much to look at under that mask of his, but boy is he a sight to behold when he’s all suited up and going pew-pew-pew while stuff falls down around his head!

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Dorkly put together an amazing collection featuring 35 Times Deadpool Was Super Deadpool-y which will either reinvigorate your love for that merc with a mouth, or serve as a primer on why you should be reading his books! 'Nuff said!

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Expiry Date - Best If Used Before, Oh, Never Mind...


Expiry Date by Amanda Flagg

Keeping a fairy in a bottle is a good idea when you're on the move and don't want to worry about their safety, but even a mythical being needs a little fresh air every once in a while. If you hear the tinkle of her little tinker's bell that means it's time to pop the cork and let that pixie catch her breath, or you're liable to end up with a magical murder charge on your Neverland rap sheet!

Add some magic and mystery to your geeky wardrobe with this Expiry Date t-shirt by Amanda Flagg, it's the wickedly funny way to show some love for Peter Pan and his pouty pixie pal!

Visit Amanda Flagg's Facebook fan page, Twitter and Instagram, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

8Bit Fairy So Tasty! Dragonflies Press X To Jason!

View more designs by Amanda Flagg | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


A Different Kind Of Hot Dog For Every State In The Union

Hot dogs have become an integral part of the American barbecue, and this Fourth of July there are bound to be thousands of weenies getting grilled in backyards across the country.

But hot dogs are one of those universally liked food products that nobody can seem to agree on, because everybody likes their dog done up their way.

There are the tomato and pickle loving people in Chicago, the spicy pepper fans in Arizona, and this monstrosity representing Iowa:

Suffering succotash, what happened to that poor hot dog?!

See The United Hot Dogs Of America here


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