Lovers of all things retro know that everything geeky was better back in the day, and when you're from the old school you never graduate, you just keep getting cooler with age!
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A lifelong obsession with retro pop culture begins at an early age, and for some it started with a buff guy riding a green tiger
People might give you trouble about your retro obsession as you grow older
But, despite what they may say, you know retro characters are the absolute coolest
And filled our lives with flights of fancy when the world around us was full of dark vices
We got to let our imaginations run free in those good old retro days of yore
Those neon colored years when everyone moved to the beat of their own drum
Advertising was cheeky and fun
Video games were out of this world, and gave you a sense of accomplishment when you finished them
Okay, so the cars on the road weren't as fancy as they are nowadays
But the ones on TV were way cooler, because they could talk!
The 80s had a killer soundtrack
With DJs scratching and mixing actual vinyl records instead of digital files
People of all types could be seen dancing in the streets
And people in general had a better appreciation for classic music, and classic hairstyles
Speaking of hair, did you know people were naked on stage during the musical Hair?
That doesn't happen so often anymore, and hair isn't as big and bold as it used to be
Man, even musicals were cooler back in the day!
Street art had a lot more heart
And video games were a feast for the pixel lover's eyes
It's no wonder those who grew up in the good old days are so money
We grew up in a great era, when freshness didn't fade away
We knew the value of a good ninja battle
And now see that toys from our childhood were worth a million compared to those of today
TV was cheesy cool, now it's just either-or
And you could still find some rubber suit monsters in movies, now it's all done with CGI
And you can't truly recreate an Adam West level performance with CGI!
Retro enthusiasts are a proud bunch
We know we had the coolest pop culture characters in history
And if anybody tries to argue just give 'em an old school smack!
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