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This 89-Year-Old Japanese Grandmother Is Changing The Selfie Game

Most selfies are so same-same-same they're lame, and on the other end of the spectrum you've got one too many "artists" going crazy with self portraiture in the studio, creating selfies so avant garde they're boringly artsy.

What the world needs now are more self portrait artists like 89-year-old photographer Kimiko Nishimoto, artists who come up with creative and memorable self portraits that stick in the viewer's mind and make a lasting impression.

Kimiko has been shooting her own unique and endearing brand of self portraits for the last 17 years, taking up photography at 72 after attending a beginner's course taught by her son.

Ten years later she had her first solo exhibition at a local museum in her hometown of Kumamoto, and now her latest exhibition "Asobokane" (Let's Play) will be showing at Tokyo's Epson epsite imaging gallery from December 15th, 2017 to January 18, 2018. Cheers Kimiko!

See 89-Year-Old Japanese Grandma Discovers Photography, Can't Stop Taking Hilarious Self-Portraits here


Thomas Lenk Is Back And Just As Fabulously Fashiony As Ever

Celebrities aren't always trendsetters or fashionable at all, but when they are fashiony the way they wear those clothes that are different than regular people clothes makes them look extra cool in their cool clothes.

That's why celebrity outfit recreations are all the rage among clothes-wearing people who used to be famous, want to pretend they're famous, or simply want to stun when they enter a room.

And speaking of stunning and used to be famous here's Tommy Lenk, a guy who used to be on Buffy The Vampire Slayer and is obsessed with the recreation of celebrity outfits but isn't willing to actually buy new clothes.

Tom stares at pictures of fashiony celebrities and models in clothes for a long time before he decides whether their outfit passes his rigorous screening process, and once it's approved he recreates it with gusto.

See 30+ Times Celebrity Outfits Were Hilariously Recreated By Former 'Buffy' Star here


It's Astronaut Vs. Sentient Melon In Black Holes

The life of an astronaut ain't all rocketships and moonbeams ya know, they see things out in the cosmos that would make most people run home crying to their mommy, strange things, scary things, super icky things.

If you don't believe me ask Astronaut Dan about it and he'll tell you all about what life is like when you live in a space suit and are stuck doing space stuff all the time. Oh, and Dan will also tell you why you should never trust a genetically modified melon... (NSFW)

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Black Holes is a hilarious and super stylish animated short by Meat Dept. and Noodles Studio which they're hoping to turn into a full fledged animated series...umm, yes please!


These Dungeons & Dragons Memes Are Sure To Be A Critical Hit With Your Gaming Group

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Dungeons & Dragons sessions tend to be pretty lighthearted affairs, and even when the stakes are high and the pressure is on to roll that critical hit (or at least refrain from rolling a critical fail) players are still happy to be gaming.

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Which is why memes and D&D go together like Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew, and RPG memes help us keep the torch fires burning until we next descend into the dungeon depths in pursuit of glory and XP.

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See 10 D&D Memes That Are Critically Funny here


Ex-Cons Share The Craziest Things They've Witnessed In Jail

Nobody ever said going to prison would be a walk in the park, but prison-themed movies and TV shows never really prepare you for the true horrors of life behind bars because they focus on the fighting, the raping and the shanking.

But those prison shows never mention inmates licking the wounds of a freshly imprisoned meth addict so they can get a taste of his last fix, nor do they mention how often the guards will just let an inmate die by ignoring his pleas for medical attention.

Don't get me wrong- prison is a dark and scary place for both prisoners and guards alike, especially because many prisoners are constantly waging war against their jailers.

See 23 Ex-Cons Share The Craziest Things They've Witnessed In Jail here (NSFW)


Brilliant Ways To Actually Use Your Vacation Photos

I love to take photos while traveling as a way to document my trip, but after reviewing and editing the pics I never know what else to do with them all short of showing them to friends who couldn't care less.

Vacation pics seem even more useless when you shoot them all on your smartphone, since it takes a bit of work to get the photos printed, all of which leaves you wondering why you took the pics at all.

But fear not, brave travelers!

There are lots of fun things you can do with your vacation photos that both you and your friends will appreciate, like turning them into a bound book via chatbooks.com or hanging them on the wall with this cute clothespin photo display.

And if they're all on your smartphone you can pick up an awesome Prynt Classic instant photo printer and print them directly from your iPhone. Now go forth and document thy trip with impunity!

See 33 Brilliant Ways To Actually Use Your Travel Photos here


Great Moments In Weather Broadcast History

If it weren't for the hard working weather reporters who deliver the forecast with a little flair the weather segment of the nightly news would be dry and boring with a chance of who gives a crap.

But because of their efforts, and the fact that they're not afraid to make themselves look ridiculous on live TV for our amusement, we can hear the weekly forecast without feeling like we're watching paint dry.

So here's to all the weather guys and gals out there who make us care about things like precipitation and cloud cover, the hard working weatherheads who give boring people something to talk about at work!

See 11 Great Moments In Weather Broadcast History here


Evil Queen & Maleficent - A Pair Of Dark Dames


Evil Queen & Maleficent by Nicole Graham Art

Maleficent and the Evil Queen are two of the most wicked women who ever existed, but that doesn't mean they're unfamiliar with the concept of friendship. But it takes a special kind of evil person to crack through their hard shell and get at the real woman beneath the surface, and yet when those two witchy women met for the first time they instantly became BFFs- best fiends forever!

Cast a spell on the world with this Evil Queen & Maleficent t-shirt by Nicole Graham Art, it's tastier than a poison apple and is sure to make people sneer wherever you go!

Visit Nicole Graham Art's Facebook fan page, Instagram and Twitter, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more wickedly good designs:

Jasmine & Nala Limited Edition Halloween Crossover Briar Rose & Snow White Tinker Bell

View more designs by Nicole Graham Art | More Cartoon T-Shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Oddly Delicious Looking Optical Illusion Food Makeup Series

When you tell someone they have food on their face you're usually just trying to be polite and help them from feeling foolish, but when you tell Canadian makeup artist Mimi Choi she has food on her face she says "yah, I know".

That's because Mimi carefully applied that food to her face and body in order to create an optical illusion effect so delicious you'll want a second helping.

Mimi is an incredibly talented artist with a knack for realism, and while it may seem odd for a makeup artist to focus on food the choice makes sense when you consider the body parts Mimi paints look good enough to eat.

See more from Mimi's Optical Illusion Food Makeup Series here


Scars

Usually when people ask you "wanna know how I got these scars?" and you answer "YES!" they go in to a long and painful sounding story about an accident or fight they were in, or how they survived major surgery.

But, as this Awkward Yeti comic proves, the last thing the person who said "YES!" expects to hear is an actual explanation of how the scarred one's body turned damage to the dermis into scar tissue. Guess it beats hearing that "my ex stabbed me with a fork" story again!

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Kitten Needs Constant Attention

Baby animals are just like human babies in that they need plenty of attention and affection, and if they don't get it they let the nearest adult know at the top of their lungs, but most babies aren't as needy as Daisy the kitten.

Daisy may look like an ordinary orange tabby kitten but she's actually an attention seeking pet-aholic, and every time her owners stop holding her, petting her or playing with her she meows loudly, acting like a dramapuss.

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-Via Tastefully Offensive


Spider Rangers - Marvel At This Amazing Mashup!


Spider Rangers (Lighter Shirts) by Prime Premne

Even superheroes like Spidey have heroes, and as much as he doesn't like to admit it to his fellow super folks Spidey has always secretly dreamed of being a Power Ranger. So when it came time to attend a costume party at Tony Stark's place he knew exactly who he was going to be- the Red Ranger. It took a little more convincing to get Spider Woman and the others to dress up with him, but once they slipped those Power Ranger costumes on and saw that they fit like a glove they changed their minds about go go-ing as Spidey's favorite sci-fi heroes- and the Amazing Wall-Crawlin' Spider Rangers were born!

Superheroic universes collide on this Spider Rangers (Lighter Shirts) t-shirt by Prime Premne, featuring an amazing design that will make your fellow fans salute you wherever you go!

Visit Prime Premne's Facebook fan page and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty geeky designs:

The Indestructible Jaguar Predators of Future Past UT Avengicators

View more designs by Prime Premne | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Don't Deal With The Clown! - Cup It, Mug It, Shoot IT Down Fast!


Don't Deal With The Clown! by Angdzu

Getting through the holidays in one piece can feel like a miracle, and all the mall madness, family freak outs and gift buying garbage we go through can even make a cup is half full kinda fellow feel like he's running on empty. But just because the holidays are hectic and they test our sanity at every turn doesn't mean you should go and do something stupid like make a deal with a sewer clown, because if you think the holidays are hell imagine what that old stinky chucklehead will put you through when he comes to collect!

Do IT up right this holiday season with this red hot Don't Deal With The Clown! t-shirt by Angdzu, it's two great tastes that taste great together!

Visit Angdzu's Facebook fan page and official website, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more geek-tastic designs:

Pew Pew Bros Run! Cookies! Ruuun! Justice Days Love Float in The Air

View more designs by Angdzu | More Video Game T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Traffic Sign - Fumbles Ahead - Fate Determined By A Die Roll


Traffic Sign - Fumbles ahead by Bad Goblin

When you're roaming through dungeons fighting creatures and making the fantasy world safe again the fate of your fictional character comes down to a die roll, and rolling a 1 spells disaster. It takes a really long time to live down a critical fail, especially if it costs the group a much needed victory over a big boss monster, but the best way to live down your die-related failure is to keep on rollin'. Because when you get that critical hit and singlehandedly decapitate the dragon and save a party member's life with a single roll you'll go from being a total failure to a huge hit!

Celebrate the highs and lows of tabletop gaming wherever you go with this Traffic Sign - Fumbles Ahead t-shirt by Bad Goblin, it's sure to be a critical hit with your gaming group!

Visit Bad Goblin's NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

Game Must Go On - black Rubik's d20 cube d20 Atom - yellow, black, red Traffic Light - Run For You Lives!

View more designs by Bad Goblin | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

Are you a professional illustrator or T-shirt designer? Let's chat! Sell your designs on the NeatoShop and get featured in front of tons of potential new fans on Neatorama!


Space War Hostile Takeover - Mickey Ears Spread Fear Wherever They Go


Space War Hostile Takeover by Thompson Custom Art Creations

Corporate warfare is terrifying when it's waged in skyscrapers and board rooms, but when the corps take their conflicts into outer space the whole thing becomes a bit overblown- cue the dramatic music. But that entertainment empire built by a man and his mouse doesn't take no for an answer when it comes to a hostile takeover, and they're big fans of drama so expect the takeover to be extra showy with lots of fireworks and laser beams!

Take the corporate conflict with you wherever you go by wearing this Space War Hostile Takeover t-shirt by Thompson Custom Art Creations, it's a killer design that's sure to blow minds wherever you go!

Visit Thompson Custom Art Creations's Facebook fan page and official website, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more dark and geeky designs:

One Ranger, different eras Morphing Robot Power No Nights at Freddy's The Nerdy Hallows

View more designs by Thompson Custom Art Creations | More Funny T-shirts | New T-Shirts

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