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The Show Of Rick And Negan - Co-Starring Coral And Lucille!


The show of rick and negan by Legendary Phoenix

They fight, and bite, and hack and shoot and smack, but Negan's bat puts an end to all that and makes Rick cry as he watches some of his dear friends die. Somehow Negan's Saviors find the whole scene to be drop dead hilarious, but Rick's crew fails to see the humor in the situation so the two tribes are sworn to go to war. They'll fight like cats and mice, eviscerating their foes in a cartoonish manner that doesn't look as fun in living color, but in the end audiences will always toon in to see who will die next!

This The Show Of Rick And Negan t-shirt by Legendary Phoenix was made for walking, and fighting, and suriving, but mostly it was made to be comfy while you watch your favorite zombie apocalypse TV show!

Visit Legendary Phoenix's Facebook fan page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more dark and geeky designs:

battle of the universe weapon X light side - dark side Saviors Univeristy

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Gathering Of Spirits - Spooky Supper


Gathering of Spirits by Charamath

We tend to think of spirits as being so far removed from humans that we have nothing in common with them, but spirits seem to enjoy the same activities as people do. And nothing brings a bunch of spirits together like a home cooked meal, which affords them the time to sit together and discuss all of their recent spectral activity. Together the spirits would chat away the hours between dusk and dawn over some hibachi grilled goodness, and whether they dwelled in a castle, a forest or deep underground the spooky neighbors would find themselves becoming fast friends.

Add some anime awesomeness to your geeky wardrobe with this Gathering of Spirits t-shirt by Charamath, it's sure to spark lots of conversations between you and your fellow Ghibli fans!

Visit Charamath's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter and Tumblr, then head on over to her NeatoShop for more wonderfully geeky designs:

Yzrey and Chewy Smash Rose and Baby Lion Sun Spirit Corgi Knight Merc

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The Gotham Grrrlz - They're Not Half Bad


The Gotham Grrrls by Donovan Alex

All those bad boys from Arkham Asylum were always starting riots, so the bad girls decided to get in on the fun too. But they had a more subtle way of reaching out to the populace of Gotham, a more effective way to getting into their heads- music. Harley, Ivy and Catty became The Gotham Grrrls, a loud and aggressive punk band who played catchy songs like "Beat on the Bat", "Anarchy in the USA" and "Lust for Laughs". Soon these songs were earworming their way into the mind of every citizen in Gotham- including crime fighters like Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson. The plan was going off without a hitch, and those femme fatales were having the time of their lives, but then the day came when they were told Lex Luthor would be their new manager, and their smiles quickly turned to frowns...

Show some love for your favorite singing Sirens with this The Gotham Grrrls t-shirt by Donovan Alex, it's a rockin' good way to make your fellow DC fans smile wherever you go!

Visit Donovan Alex's Facebook fan page, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more mighty geeky designs:

Keep On Bustin El-Mouthy The Katana Maiden The Undercover Resistance

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Funny Where Wolf Werewolf- Something's Different About Waldo...


Funny Where Wolf Werewolf by Mudge

People kept blindly searching for a guy in red and white stripes named Waldo, never stopping to consider Waldo is a pretty common name- and that particular Waldo had been on the road a really long time. When people spend that much time on the road you're bound to run into a few freaks and even more monsters, which is why spending too much time traveling can really change you. And yet people kept wondering where they would find Waldo next, searching so closely for that stripey fellow that they ignored the trail of bodies he was leaving behind...

Warn people about the danger of searching for Waldo with this Funny Where Wolf Werewolf t-shirt by Mudge, it's the delicious way to show the world you found Waldo- and he ain't lookin' too good these days!

Visit Mudge's Facebook fan page, official website and Twitter, then head on over to his NeatoShop for more frightfully fun designs:

Sabre Toothed Tiger Wearing a Winter Beanie Retro Pit Bull With Bowler Hat and Monocle MudgeWare Zombie Hockey Bear T-Shirt Pocket Great White Shark Shredding Some Pepperoni Pizza

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M - It Stands For Monarch, Not Moth!


M by kgullholmen

The theater was full of people who had gone to see Fritz Lang's classic thriller masterpiece M, but instead they were treated to an odd little film about a very strange man in a moth suit. It started out showing the man in the moth suit, who called himself Monarch, as he rose through the ranks of supervillainy despite his laughable costume. It was later explained that he was dressed like a butterfly, not a moth, and that the suit related to his severe daddy issues- because his father was a superhero who called himself Blue Morpho. Sounds like madness runs in the family!

Get geared up for animated action time with this M t-shirt by Kgullholmen, it's approved by the Guild of Calamitous Intent and sure to make your life feel like a Team Venture adventure!

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Powered by Microverse RIGOR MORTiS Burger Girl Smart. Strong. Sensual.

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Some Of The Darkest And Most Chilling Things Kids Have Said To Their Parents

Kids don't have a filter when it comes to blurting out whatever is on their mind, a quality that adults are envious of yet can cause embarrassment for their parents.

I was explaining to my niece the difference between things that can and can’t change about people. She was confused, because she’d met a set of three siblings and the eldest wasn’t the tallest.

So I told her that one day even SHE, an itty-bitty four year old, could be taller than me, a big huge grownup. But even if she was taller, I would always be older.

She looked me serious as you like and says, “You’ll be dead sooner too.”

But the unfiltered stuff that comes out of their mouth isn't always cute and endearing- sometimes it's downright chilling.

I can’t remember if she was 3 or 4, but our little daughter’s voice peeped up from the back seat one morning:

“Dad, do babies bathe in blood?”

They don't really understand why the words they're saying are disturbing to their parents, since they don't quite grasp grim concepts like murder and mortality.

But sometimes it's hard to believe they don't actually understand what's wrong with the words coming out of their mouths: 

My 6 year old daughter in the passenger seat a few days ago looked at me and said “Dad. When I’m seven I’m going to kill you. No, wait. When I’m eight.”

I had to ask, “How are you going to do that?”

She smiled and said, “I’m gonna drive over your head with this car.”

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The Parents of Reddit were asked "What is the most dark/chilling thing your children have said?" and they shared stories of murder plans, predicted miscarriages and imaginary friends who go bump in the night:

My niece drew a picture “of a man in her room” that she kept telling her parents about. He had two different colored eyes, and one was gray.

When asked why it was gray, she responded, “Because he can see the storm coming.”

See 20 WTF, Chilling and Dark Things Kids Said To Their Parents here


The Simpsons Does Dark Comedy Right

There's a reason The Simpsons is one of the most highly regarded TV comedies of all time- the writing is comedy gold.

From the ridiculously funny character development to the satirical nature of Springfield, USA to the witty jabs taken at politicians and famous people, people expect an irreverent laugh and the writers deliver.

They love to make the audience cringe with those uncomfortable jokes that make us say "sad but true", because it's better to laugh at the dark side of human civilization than let it turn you into Kirk Van Houten!

See 28 Times Jokes on The Simpsons Were Super Dark here


BuzzFeed's Best Comics Of 2016

(Via Nathan W Pyle)

Many comic artists put out a new strip weekly, if not daily, so their strip has plenty of opportunities to go viral, but very few strips actually pull in millions of readers and hit the internet jackpot.

(Via Dami Lee)

But sites like BuzzFeed are helping artists share their stuff with a broader audience, so comic strip lovers don't miss out on all the incredibly relatable and highly entertaining comics being put out by these clever folks.

(Via Adam Ellis)

BuzzFeed shared all the best strips posted to their site in 2016 so we can relive all the ego boosting highs and embarrassing lows with comics that remind us we're never alone in our awkwardness!

(Via Loryn Brantz)

See 24 Of Our Best Comics Of 2016 here


Midnight Monologues From A Real Life Sleep Talker

Being told you talk in your sleep can be somewhat nerve-wracking, since it's typically unclear what you actually said while you were sleeping.

And once we're told about this quirk we can't help but wonder which of our secrets are being exposed by our slumbering minds and overactive mouths, a nagging question that can drive you crazy if you let it.

But filmmaker Adam Rosenberg wasn't content to just wonder what he was saying, he wanted to get to the bottom of his sleepy time mumbling- so he set up a high quality microphone and recorded it all. (NSFW language)

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The Somniloquist is a short film Adam created by combining the audio recordings with a masterful performance that really captures the feeling of being someone who talks in their sleep.

-Via Huffington Post


What Would Happen If The U.S. Embraced Isolationism?

Prior to World War II the United States had begun to take an isolationist stance towards global politics, which was a response to the loss of life in WWI and the devastating economic disaster known as the Great Depression.

This isolationist stance was bolstered by the fact that many Americans believed the U.S. was going to war solely for the financial benefit of bankers and arms manufacturers.

Nearly a hundred years later the argument for American isolationism has begun again, but what are the pros and cons of the U.S. adopting an isolationist policy?

It's clear that we'd save tons of money on our defense budget, which would give us the chance to handle many domestic issues which we never seem to have the budget for.

But at the same time we'd be more vulnerable to attacks due to a lack of international cooperation, and even though this policy would help us avoid war with China it could also lead to a Russian invasion of the Baltics if the U.S. withdrew from NATO.

There's simply not enough room to discuss this issue in full here, so you'll just have to read 10 Things That Would Happen If The US Became Isolationist at TopTenz and discover more pros and cons of this hot-button issue.


Ridiculously Fancy Restaurant In San Francisco Now Serving Food On iPads

There are plenty of fancy restaurants serving up expensive meals that are delicious and filling, but it seems the more pretentious restaurants have lost sight of the fact that they're supposed to serve good food, not gimmicks.

Head to Quince restaurant in San Francisco and you'll find one of the most ridiculous and pretentious concepts in fine dining ever conceived- frog legs and white truffle croquettes served on an iPad.

A Dog In Search Of Gold

A video posted by rosé (@asap.rozzy) on Dec 20, 2016 at 12:43pm PST

The croquettes plate is called A Dog In Search Of Gold, and it's served on an iPad showing a video of dogs hunting for truffles, part of a $220 fixed-price supper that otherwise sounds quite delicious.

The Michelin-starred restaurant also recently served up frog legs on an iPad showing a video of frogs leaping around a pond, just to remind diners where their meal actually came from.

-Via Metro


The Tiger Khan Do It - Shere Megalomania


The Tiger Khan Do It by Prime Premne

When it comes to hunting down man-cubs you need to find a guy who can get the job done quietly and discreetly, someone who will make sure that man-cub is put down for good. That's why the Man-Cub Hunting & Elimination Committee has elected Shere Khan for president, because if anyone can get rid of that pest Mowgli it's the tiger who can eat him all up in one bite! There have been rumors going around the jungle that Shere Khan is actually just a figurehead, and that he lets slithering creeps do all the dirty work for him, but check the books and see for yourself- Shere Khan was born to be a killer of man-cubs, and his bloody track record speaks for itself...

Help campaign to stop man-cubs from invading the jungle with this The Tiger Khan Do It t-shirt by Prime Premne, it's the stylish way to show support for those critters trying to keep their jungle human free!

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BvF Dawn of the Future Star Love Upgrade Tyrannodor Dementor Days

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Elesh Norn - Tap Or Die


Elesh Norn by Chris Bryer

While dueling your fellow planeswalkers it's important to supply your units with enough resources to tap, reinforce your units with spells and artifacts whenever possible, and when in doubt summon a Grand Cenobite like the Elesh Norn. For you see summoning orcs and wyverns is a fine way to win a normal battle, but more intense duels call for the summoning of a demon like the Elesh Norn, in order to show off how strong your magic deck is compared to your opponent. So don't forget to add a demon or two while you're gathering cards for your next deck, or you may be forced to start over from scratch...

Take your favorite card game with you wherever you go with this Elesh Norn t-shirt by Chris Bryer, it will earn you plenty of nods from people who just think it's a cool design, but your fellow MtG fans will go wild when they see you wearing it!

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Send 2016 Off In Style With These Dark Comedy Shirts From The NeatoShop

DON'T BLAME ME... by BeastPop

Everybody is ready for 2016 to end so we can put this terrible, heartbreaking year behind us and start fresh...with another crappy year!

Just kidding (hopefully), but if you're going to stay sane in these dark times you've gotta learn to laugh at it all like a gallows humor fan, and nobody has more dark comedy designs than the NeatoShop!

2016 has left some people feeling rather surly

Play Full In! by Lederman Studio

While others are feeling a tremendous sense of loss

All My Friends Are Dead by Inner Coma Clothing Co.

This year has taken some great people from us

The Champ by Stationjack

But we all need to learn to cope with the loss in our own way

Let's Get HAMmered by Megan Lara

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Family Buys Cadaver Bride For Dead Son, But The Bride Is Still Alive

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There's a strange funereal practice that was outlawed by Chairman Mao back in 1949 but is starting to make a comeback in China- the practice of buying a cadaver bride to be buried with a family's unmarried son.

This "ghost marriage" is thought to prevent the unmarried son from going through the afterlife alone, and as grim as this practice may seem many Chinese people see ghost marriages as no big deal. 

Unfortunately, they also don't see anything wrong with paying grave robbers to dig up women for their sons, and this cadaver black market has led to murder for profit, since the freshly dead are far more valuable.

Recently a family in China paid about $3500 for the cadaver of a young girl, but as they were burying the coffin containing the girl and their son they heard noises coming from inside- and discovered the girl was still alive.

She had fallen victim to human traffickers who were kidnapping women from a shelter they ran for disabled people, sedating them and selling them as cadavers for ghost marriages.

Six men involved in the human trafficking ring were arrested, and the authorities were able to save five other women from a similar fate.

Read Family Buys Cadaver Bride For Dead Son, Turns Out Cadaver Is Still Alive here


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