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Silence Falls - Who Is That Funny Fellow?


Silence Falls by RebelArt

The Doctor decided he was through with adventure, done with danger and finished fixing problems in the timestream, so he traded in his companion for a camera and a laugh track and started filming a hidden camera show. It was easy to find patsies for his show, all he had to do was look back through his database entries marked "enemies" and choose a chump to prank. But who to pull a prank on first? Considering his options he chose to begin much like comedy on film began- with the silence. A prank and a pun in one, now that's how you do live comedy like The Doctor!

People who appreciate a punny shirt will adore this Silence Falls t-shirt by RebelArt, it's fall down funny with a sci-fi twist and sure to make your fellow Whovians howl with laughter!

Visit RebelArt's Facebook fan page, official website, Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr, then head over to his NeatoShop for more delightfully geeky designs:

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Dog Rescued After Living On Freeway Median For Over A Month

We hear horror stories about abandoned animals saved from the jaws of death far too often these days, but the really odd cases stay with us to remind us how not to care for a pet.

A German shepherd was recently saved from a freeway median in Los Angeles where she'd been living for at least five weeks after jumping out of the bed of her owner's truck.

The dog, dubbed Freeway Frida by the Galt police officer Sylvia Coelho who rescued her, was first spotted by drivers on Highway 99 near Simmerhorn Road back in April, but she evaded capture so the police were unable to nab her until around May 18th.

Frida was treated for a broken leg and is said to be doing well, and since she's not microchipped and her owner isn't coming forward (for obvious reasons) officer Cuelho says she might have to adopt her.

Read more about Freeway Frida here


This Geralt Of Rivia From The Witcher Cosplay Is Quite Enchanting

Some fantasy character costumes are easy to put together, and a pair of pointed ears or an epic beard go a long way when you're dressing up as an elf or a dwarf.

But Geralt of Rivia, star of The Witcher video game franchise, is a totally unique and singular character, so cosplayers who want to embody Geralt must be born with a Witcher's soul.

Cosplayer Maul from Defcon Unlimited clearly looked in the mirror and saw the eyes of a monster hunter looking back at him because his Geralt cosplay is almost too perfect, right down to the rune laden sword Maul made in his cosplay forge.

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Fun Photo Series Celebrating The Glory Of Pizza

Cheese, glorious cheese! And the pepperoni grease that slides off the slices and coats the glorious cheese! And all the tasty toppings like pineapples, peppers, mushrooms and mackerel and more!

And the crust, the crispy crusty edges! Well, I could take or leave the crust, but maybe you're a pizza fan too and you happen to like the crust. No biggie, you can have mine.

The important part here is our shared love of pizza, a greasy bed of goodness upon which toppings from heaven lie, and that moment when we crack open the box to look at our pie for the first time.

Photographer Chris Gampat explores this mouth-watering moment in his series "The Secret Order Of The Slice", featuring people making funny faces as the brilliant glory of the pizza pie shines upon them.

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Laugh In The Face Of Fear With These Scary Funny T-Shirts

Homeyphobia by Boggs Nicolas

Everyone has something they fear in life, be it abstract or unnervingly real, but just as we're told not to wallow in our tears we shouldn't swallow up our fears- we should let them out and expose them to the sunlight on a NeatoShop t-shirt.

That way we can share them with each other and laugh at how small they really are in the grand scheme of things.

The fears that lurk in our minds are very real to us

Another Scary Clown by Mari Kari

And very hard to ignore

Scary Terry V3 by Demonigote

But if you think of the things you're afraid of in a different light they won't seem so scary after all

Cute Kid by Hillary White

And then you can say "I ain't afraid of no oogety boogety old fear!"

Nightmare Busters by Beware 1984

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The Delightful Automata Created By Cabaret Mechanical Theatre

There's nothing like watching an automaton put on a simple mechanical show for you, and even kids who stare at screens all day long get a kick out of watching automatons move.

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One particular group of makers who call themselves the Cabaret Mechanical Theatre like to build ridiculous yet marvelous crank operated machines which they then film in action and share on the interwebs.

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The Cabaret Mechanical Theatre's minimalist machines both fascinate and inspire, showing future makers how simple it is to build an analog device that moves in perfectly pleasant ways.

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Read more about The Delightful Automata Of Cabaret Mechanical Theatre here


These Horrible Robot Face GIFs Will Give You Nightmares

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Sometimes we like GIFs because they send a short but sweet message, other times we dig them because they feature a scene from our favorite movie or a funny moment that fits nicely in a three to five second clip.

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But GIFs that horrify rather than amuse are much more visually effective, and they can say things in silent motion that no still image could ever manage.

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Set one of these suckers in motion on a coworker's computer screen and watch them squirm and schedule a meeting with HR, or stare at one when you're feeling down to remind yourself how human you really are.

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See The 10 Most WTF Gifs of "Human-Like" Robots here


What's Stuck In This Brick Wall?

It appears the internet has actually run out of optical illusions to share, so until an artist like Dudolf creates a new one for us to stare at we're staring at this brick wall illusion that made the rounds in 2014.

See if you can figure out what's stuck in between the bricks in the wall before you scroll down to see the answer below.

This is definitely one of those “illusions” that can't be unseen once the answer is revealed, since it's something our eyes have trouble processing so once they're told what to see they see it every time.

Anyways, enough stalling, here's what's stuck in the wall:

It's a cigar! Did you see it immediately or did your eyes keep telling you it was a crack in the brick with some little gray thing sticking out? Yeah, same here...

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Photographer Creates Visual Nightmares With A Little Help From His Daughters

Fathers and daughters can have a nightmarish relationship, butting heads about things like boys, makeup and appropriate school attire.

But if they're lucky they can find something fun to do together, an activity that brings them closer together and makes their family life a dream come true.

For photographer Joshua Hoffine that fun activity is also the stuff of nightmares, because he uses his daughters as models in horrifying photo shoots best described as darker than midnight.

Joshua's photos often depict a bad dream come to life, but the girls don't get scared by the terrifying scenes their daddy comes up with, because they see the whole thing as "a giant game of dress-up".

Those little girls are brave to play along with such a demented daddy!

See Photographer Dad Creates Horror Photos Together With His Daughters here


Actors Whose Lives Are More Interesting Than Their Characters

Celebs who choose to keep their lives adventurous rather than playing it safe and insurable are a daring bunch who are often willing to risk their lives for the welfare of others.

After playing Andrea on The Walking Dead, Laurie Holden decided she wanted to make a real difference in the world, so she went undercover to help free Colombian sex slaves.

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Pictured above in her "disguise", Laurie joined Operation Underground Railroad and put her acting skills to work while busting up a sex slavery ring in Cartagena, helping save 55 girls.

She was chosen for the Operation because she'd already worked her magic in Cambodia and Vietnam, proving that Andrea's life was boring compared to Laurie's, even with all the zombies lurking about.

Elizabeth Taylor was known for playing characters who made an emotional impact on the audience, but Liz made an even bigger impact on the world by being part of an AIDS drug smuggling ring.

Before she started the Elizabeth Taylor AIDS Foundation she helped combat the AIDS epidemic directly by running an illegal AIDS drug ring out of her mansion in Bel Air.

Liz supplied the infected with an experimental HIV drug and let them use her home as a safe haven, despite the fact her work had begun to alienate her in Hollywood as celebs refused to get on board.

To date, the Elizabeth Taylor AIDS Foundation has raised over $270 million to fight the syndrome, and now it's really hard to imagine a world where battling AIDS was a shunnable offense in Hollywood.

Read about 7 Actors With More Interesting Lives Than Their Characters here (contains NSFW language)


Adding Music Makes Any Video More Entertaining To Watch

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As a general rule adding music to just about any activity will make it better- taking a cold shower, eating leftovers for dinner, starting a riot, even watching a weather report is more enjoyable when you add music.

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So it follows that normally mundane videos would become maximum entertainment when you add the right soundtrack.

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Watching these videos with newly overdubbed music added makes me wonder how people could stand to watch such bland videos before the addition of the perfect soundtrack score.

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They've also made me wonder why we don't see more auctioneers becoming rappers, because they've got mad flows. yo.

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See These Videos Prove That Music Makes Everything Better here


A Collection Of Funny Tweets About Fatherhood

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Twitterers in their teens and twenties get all the attention these days, which is totally unfair to those hard-working guys who gave those kids their smartphones and can take them away if the kids don't behave- the dear old dads.

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Fathers have some really funny things to say about life with kids, and Twitter is now the platform of choice for dads with too little time on their hands for long form posting.

Besides, sometimes 140 characters is more than enough to paint a pretty picture.

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With Father's Day right around the corner it's time to let dear old dad have the social media spotlight for a while, so we can celebrate the guy who wants to help us make our dreams come true.

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See 20+ Of The Funniest Fatherhood Tweets Ever here


How Do Blind People Know When To Stop Wiping?

It's hard to remember what it was like seeking answers to those inane questions that randomly pop into our heads before the internet put those ridiculous answers at our fingertips.

Here's a video that answers a question you may have asked yourself before- how do blind people know when to stop wiping when they're on the toilet?

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Blind film critic Tommy Edison has a good sense of humor about sighted people asking him silly questions, and now he can tell anyone who asks this question to Google his video and stop being such a dingleberry!

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Confused Dog Can't Decide Where To Stare, So Photoshoppers Help Him Out

Don't you hate it when your eyes can't agree on where to look, so they end up staring in opposite directions?

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It's even worse when someone takes a picture of you with that walleyed expression on your face and then posts it on the interwebs, because you know somebody's gonna Photoshop you into an embarrassing meme.

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Luckily, the walleyed fellow in this instance is a confused dog who doesn't have permission to go online, so he'll probably never see all the Buscemian things people have done with his pic.

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A few good things have come from the confused dog's sudden internet fame, such as his new friendship with the Dramatic Cupcake Dog, whose stare is a bit straighter but no less intense.

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See more from the Man Holding Confused Dog Photoshop Battle here

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Colombian Skydivers Try To Play Quidditch In Real Life

You've probably seen those staged quidditch shots posted to social media, where people jump in the air just before the picture is taken so they look like they're flying on a broomstick.

This trick is fine for a snapshot, but the only real way to play Quidditch is to master the magical arts and learn to soar through the sky on a broomstick like a wizarding wren.

But as you can see in this video you can get pretty close to playing some real deal Quidditch while skydiving.

The skydivers in the video are employees from the Colombian phone company ETB, who got to live out their Harry Potter lovin' dreams on the company's dime. Hope they have insurance!

-Via The Daily Dot


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