Just One Bad Cookie by Bolt From the Blue

All he ever wanted was to be left alone with a plate of freshly baked cookies and maybe a little glass of milk, which is a pretty tame and innocent list of demands for a monster, but those who rule Sesame wouldn't let him be. They demanded he do cameos, and be nice to children who were just there to steal his delicious cookies, and although Cookie tried to stay sane something inside him snapped the day Gordon came to Cookie's hovel with three kids fresh off the street who gobbled up his entire plate of cookies. That incident brought out the mean monster inside Cookie Monster and made his mind snap, but it seems the residents of Sesame were just dying to have a supervillain living on their street, and so they got the hungriest one of all...

Don't become a joke by wearing geeky tees that say the same old tired stuff, bring home this Just One Bad Cookie t-shirt by Bolt From The Blue and spread hysteria wherever you go!

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Saitama Zen by etcherSketch

Many heroes claim to have mastered the art of zen meditation, but there is no hero more zen and more in the flow than Saitama, aka One-Punch Man. He has literally unlocked the stream of energy that flows through us all and now uses it to make mighty villains crumble beneath his powerful punch. And since no one is immune to this universal energy he has yet to meet an opponent who can withstand more than one zen-packed "Serious Punch" from Saitama- and even alien invaders don't stand a chance against the man who embodies zen in every way!

Show the world that you swear allegiance to One-Punch Man with this Saitama Zen t-shirt by etcherSketch, it's the totally chill way to prepare for the inevitable return of the melee master.

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INFINITY LOVE by Firebrander

Although it may not seem like it Thanos is actually a really romantic guy, and he enjoys spending time with his schnookums in-between planet crushing crusades and battles with groups like the Guardians. So who would dare to love an evil despot and scourge of the galaxy like Thanos? None other than Death herself! Their arrangement makes perfect sense if you think about it, but it also makes Death a two-timing trollop, because she's already sworn her love to that merc with "dead" in his name, you know, the guy who won't shut up about tacos and chimichangas?

Show the world you're one killer lover with this INFINITY LOVE t-shirt by Firebrander, it's the perfect shirt to wear while you're watching the new Vol. 2 movie or just hangin' with your lover at home.

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Alice vs Flamingo by Tweedle Guns

Alice didn't hold the actions of Wonderland's denizens against them before the Red Queen decided to add Alice's head to her collection, and she still had no ill will towards them after they'd turned against her. But she always hated those damn flamingos, so when she came back armed and ready to cut the cards she decided to cut down those goofy birds too. What good were those birds off the croquet course anyway, and who would miss them when they were gone? The Red Queen, that's who, and as soon as Alice started taking out the Queen's beloved pets she knew she would need more ammo for the battle that lay ahead...

Add a new twist on a psychedelic classic to your geeky wardrobe by grabbing this Alice Vs. Flamingo t-shirt by Tweedle Guns, it's one cool design that's sure to blow your fellow Alice fans away!

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Rancors are native to the planet Dathomir, grow to be five meters tall or more, and see most humanoids as nothing more than snack food. So how did Jabba's Rancor end up in that pit beneath his palace?

It was given to Jabba as a gift from his henchmen when it was but a wee Rancy Wancy, and the Rancor's keeper Malakili learned to love that big nasty beastie like one of his own...until Luke smashed its head in.

But don't worry, according to this comic by Chris Gugliotti the story of Malakili and the Rancor has a happy ending, and despite the large dent in Rancy's head he's doing fine and eating solid foods again!

-Via Geeks Are Sexy

It's an indisputable fact that our faces will have changed quite a bit by the time we're old, and if we're lucky enough to live to 100 we wil look virtually unrecognizable compared to our younger selves.

But how much do our faces actually change as we reach ultimate old age?

These incredible photos are part of the "Faces Of Century" series by photographer Jan Langer- a side-by-side comparison of how people who have lived for a century look now compared to how they looked in early adulthood.

The twelve people Jan chose as his subjects were all chosen from his homeland, a dozen people representing the over 1200 centenarians who currently call the Czech Republic home:

Photographs show portraits of one hundred years old Czechs. Nowadays, there are over 1200. In fifty years their number will reach 14,000. How these people see their life after such a period? The majority of those I approached agree that with advancing age life is faster; until, at last, the life will pass in a moment. Time is shrinking, as are the faces of the elders. I wondered what changes and what remains on a human face and in a human mind in such a long time, and in such a short while in relative terms. I wondered how much loneliness of the old age weighs, and what memories stay in 100-year-old mind

See Then & Now: Same People Photographed As Young Adults And 100-Years-Old here

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They say you've gotta look out for the quiet ones, those people so meek they might snap at any moment and are therefore more dangerous than the outwardly angry, but I don't know if that's true.

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I mean, look at these guys, they're angry out loud and clearly living life on the edge, men who are far too dangerous for anyone to hang around.

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True badasses don't have to say a word to convey how badass they are to another human being- they let their eyes do all the talking for them.

But what's the point of staring at people all silent but deadly like Eastwood or Bronson when you can brag about your badassery online?

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See 12 Cringeworthy "Badasses" Who Seem REALLY Tough here (NSFW language)

Han and Wooks by Hillary White

You'll want to look your best while you're out doing fun stuff this summer, and even though tees aren't the dressiest apparel they're perfectly appropriate attire for those hot summer months.

So if you want to look sharp this summer and save some dough on some great new tees then you've gotta hit the NeatoShop's FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING SALE by May 7th!

Summer is a great time to go out and have fun with your friends

DJ and Hobbs by SilverBaX

And an ideal time to hit the road and see the country

Roll Out by Vincent Trinidad

Just make sure you look both ways before you cross the road or travel back in time!

Chicken! by Alberto Arni

Bonsai trees are beautiful to look at but they can be a real pain to keep alive, and many of these small trees are simply kept as living decorations, to be looked at and admired like art.

So why not skip all the years of caretaking, watering and heartache of watching another cute little tree die and get a metal bonsai tree instead?

Tree sculptor Matthew Gollop of Metal Bonsai makes mighty fine looking little bonsai trees out of metal wire which will last forever and ironically don't do well with water.

Each piece is hand crafted by Matthew out of different colors of wire, taking as much as 500 feet of wire for a single tree, and the end result is bonsai enough to be classy but made of metal so they're care free!

-Via DesignSwan

It's really hard to discuss former relationships with the person you're currently seeing, especially if they're the angry or jealous type, so many of your past coupling problems may go undiscussed.

But if you follow the advice given in this Cheer Up, Emo Kid comic you'll be able to talk about all the touchy and terrible events from exes past you've been dying to discuss with your current lover.

Soon you'll be able to talk about all the intimacy, communication and bowel-related problems you once had- and the only thing your new partner will think is that you like to get freaky with your friends!

Many new cars have electronic locks that unlock the door with a push of a button, and because many people don't really understand how these locks work they've become the subject of many myths.

And people love to post content online that adds to these myths, like this video from ten years back that still has people believing they can unlock their car doors with a tennis ball.

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It seems too ridiculous to work, and yet every time the myth makes the rounds online again a bunch of people admit they believe the myth, often claiming they know someone who did it.

So let's put this myth to rest by sharing this clip from an old episode of Mythbusters featuring Kari Byron, Grant Imahara and Tory Belleci busting the myth with 100 psi of shop air.

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The autistic mind can't be accurately described by someone who doesn't have autism, and even the doctors who study the disorder can't describe its effects on the mind as well as an autistic person can.

So if you want to know what it's like to live with autism you must go to the source and ask those who've had their lives and minds disrupted by the disorder.

Hopefully knowledge about autism will teach us how to help autistic people live more normal and therefore more fulfilling lives, as we demystify the disorder and discover it's just another state of mind.

Read 30 People With Autism Describe What It's Really Like here

What do you do with the loose hairs that come out while you're showering? I usually stick them on the wall or wash them down the drain, but from now on I'm going to rip off "Show Hair Master" Lucy Gafford's idea and use them to make little drawings.

Lucy's shower hair drawings are surprisingly detailed considering they're just wet strands of hair stuck to the shower wall, but she really earns her "Shower Master" title with her cool choice of subject matter.

See Artist Makes Drawings With Hair Falling In The Bath here

Batman has many skills and physical abilities that give him a reputation for being a formidable hero, but one of his most important abilities never gets any press- his amazing math skills.

Bruce uses math to build awesome devices, calculate the perfect trajectory for his Batarang and predict his enemy's next move, so his math skills are what make him the mightiest human on Earth.

This oldie but goodie clearly explains why Batman will forever be > Superman and Iron Man, although Tony Stark might win if he and Bruce have a math off!

-Via Geeks Are Sexy

The Knife Game, aka Five Finger Fillet, is played by placing your hand palm down on the table then stabbing the space between your spread fingers with a knife, back and forth until you quit or stab yourself.

It's the kind of game typically played by the really drunk, really high or really reckless, because their state of mind makes losing a finger seem like an equal trade off for looking cool.

But the guy in this video by Irfon Automation isn't playing to look cool- he's using Five Finger Fillet to demonstrate the Staubli TX40 robot's incredible speed, precision and programming. And he's so confident the bot will stay on point he's willing to risk losing a finger to prove it.

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-Via Laughing Squid