It's really hard to discuss former relationships with the person you're currently seeing, especially if they're the angry or jealous type, so many of your past coupling problems may go undiscussed.
But if you follow the advice given in this Cheer Up, Emo Kid comic you'll be able to talk about all the touchy and terrible events from exes past you've been dying to discuss with your current lover.
Soon you'll be able to talk about all the intimacy, communication and bowel-related problems you once had- and the only thing your new partner will think is that you like to get freaky with your friends!