Stoopid! (After all my previous comments you can understand why one word will do.)

I had a similar situation when the short lived "Eleventh Hour" was on tv. The second episode was set in Pooler Georgia, which is relatively small compared to Savannah less than ten miles away. They depicted Pooler as the kind of town that was backwoods rural and isolated, away from any medical help and specialists ( they even mention contacting doctors as far as Garden City, which butts up with Pooler city limits). In truth Pooler has an International Airport and probably the only IMax theatre within 100 miles. The funniest part of that episode was when the County Sherriff Department would show up for every incident. I'm sure Chatam County's Sherriff is probably much too busy to personally investigate some unusual medical event.

Windsor Castle Valet Caddy, (Phillip, Charles, Andrew).

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Grits! Ignore the date on that package, those instant dry grits will probably last forever.

here's a link to the poster I've carrying around for over twenty years

http://www.zazzle.com/vintage_french_shoe_polish_ad_poster-228212181428069012

Official Game of Thrones dunny plunger!

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Chuck the XBox and get Backgammon or Chess. For the pizza problem I suggest Red Baron Mexican Style Pizza, add some McCormick Perfect Pinch® Salad Supreme Seasoning, Taco Bell sauce, Filé powder, pickelled bannana peppers and Mexican 4 Cheese shredded blend.

Worst list ever! Even John seemed uncomfortable.

Circus Flea sorting tool.

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Aragorn!

Stop rubbernecking at accidents, use Afrin and buy a Toyota. (Do I win a T-shirt?)

Georgia Power has no problem slapping that base charge on their bill just to hang a meter on your house. If your solar panels return any energy back to the grid anytime you should be getting the break even bonus from the power company.

Rabbico's all new Bris Buddy! No more clamping! No more snipping! Just twist and go! (Q: What's the difference between a Bris and a Divorce? A: With a Divorce, you're rid of the whole schmuck.)

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So blind people are cubists. Interesting.