Louise, Gorilla Mask is full of that sort of thing, but it's not for children.

It's creepy, but it's not pedophilia. Pedophiles are sexually attracted to children. A 16-year-old girl is physically an adult, jailbait or not. Where I live, an awful lot of 16-year-olds are married and/or parents, but usually not to someone that much older. As for the parents, I can't judge because I haven't yet even read the article.

Sid, you didn't have to go to the trouble; all that information was in the linked article.

I can't load ABC webcasts. What did she lie about?

Conclusion: Be sure to complete your PhD before you get too fat!

Thanks for the URLs, Knife Knut... I've updated the link.

This wouldn't be true if the product information wasn't BAD NEWS!

Depends on how you define "successful relationships." He probably means successful in the sense that he "got some."

I first thought of the movie Predator.

Feed me, Seymour!

oakling, it hasn't been pulled. YouTube has had a few problems today. Lots of people noticing glitches. I hope they have it all taken care of soon.

ted, according to the story, the police found the car first, then checked the tapes to see how it happened.

In the Fark version, he gave her a "good tongue-lashing." Which of course, made the meaning crystal clear.

I'd believe he's a weatherman long before I'll believe he was born with that name.

There is an abandoned hopital in the small town where I live. Its sad that such huge buildings must go to waste, but this one is full of asbestos, and the cost of demolishing it is way more than the value of the land. And repairing the buildings never was considered after the new hospital was built, and no potential buyer could afford to get it up to code.

I used to work there, many years ago. It was disgusting compared to hospitals today, but it was all we had at the time.