It took about ten seconds to load for me. Then it was really fun!

Well, I was pissed off and concerned at the time, but it wasn't too long before someone came along to buy a paper. I made it to school on time.

Elana, when you first click the link, select English from the right hand side.

John, that's why I didn't say "what happens to you after you die," just "what happens."

Oh man, this reminds me of the time a bully took my last quarter and opened a newspaper machine, then put my tennis shoes in it and closed it.

That's an instrument of torture!

True, it seems rather harmless. I was mainly impressed with the explosions! I also wonder if anyone can shed light on the chemical effect of mixing sodium with alkalai. It seems like something I should remember, but I don't.

Emil, I wonder things like that, too. In the post, there's a picture of a steam shovel up on top of a chimney that was lifted up by a huge crane. So I'd imagine the big equipment is moved by even bigger equipment!

My kids haven't put on their skates for the last couple of weeks. I'm certain that will change as soon as they see this!

It didn't scare me, but I certainly cried when the poor little baby's mama was shot dead!

I was a bit concerned when Bambi didn't faze my kids at all. After all, they've already lost more parents than I will ever have.

I had wondered how many were actual weddings, since I recognized the one ad. So now we know about two of them. Actually, three, because I wrote about the Star Wars wedding at mental_floss, and that one is from the groom's website.

Does anyone else recognize a picture?

If aware doesn't know what Vitalis is, he certainly won't know what Shinola is!

This guy in the story was 27 years old. Why didn't he just drink whiskey?

This has nothing to do with a child's "right to get married." I doubt the free exercise of the little girls' wills comes into play at all.

It's not unusual for fish to eat bigger fish... but they usually CHEW them UP first!

So we no longer will speculate on who gets the pleasure of the first space sex.

Although she cried "Nyet! Nyet!"