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Turn yourself (or anyone you have a picture of) into a Na'vi character from the movie Avatar with the Avatarize Yourself generator! Disregard the part where it says "only in cinemas", since the movie is no longer in cinemas, but on home video. Link -via the Presurfer
First, he addressed the part of prison escape that every other escapee forgets--what you'll do once you're outside the walls. The prison was right there in Germany, after all, and he didn't even know the language. So, he convinced his captors to start classes in how to learn German.
Next, he needed to coordinate with somebody on the outside. His letters to and from his wife were read and censored by the guards, but they somehow developed a system of embedding coded messages that the captors never picked up on. Next, he got ahold of a map and memorized every detail of the surrounding geography.
All right, now there's just the matter of the, uh, 150-foot drop outside the prison walls that had made escape utterly impossible for the last eight centuries.
He and a friend came up with some twine, thin stuff like they use to bind packages. They twisted it together, bit by bit, until they had 150 feet of it. It took a year.
Last, he got himself a Tyrolean hat.
Together, these preparations helped Giraud pull it off. Link -via Gorilla Mask
For years, people have complained about the way that Subway places the cheese wedges on their sandwiches. This is best explained by a 2007 comic from Left Handed Toons. As we suspected, it was a policy designed to encourage customers to order extra cheese. However, what looks to be an internal memo from Subway Down Under hints that this policy might be changed effective July first. Link
When most of us think of someone riding a bomb, the image of Slim Pickens in the movie Dr. Strangelove comes up. But he was far from the first character to do so, as you'll see in this collection of photographs and art at Oobject. Link -via Jason Kottke
Mary Lee dreaded the thought of abandoning Arlington, the 1,100-acre estate she had inherited from her father, George Washington Parke Custis, upon his death in 1857. Custis, the grandson of Martha Washington, had been adopted by George Washington when Custis' father died in 1781. Beginning in 1802, as the new nation's capital took form across the river, Custis started building Arlington, his showplace mansion. Probably modeled after the Temple of Hephaestus in Athens, the columned house floated among the Virginia hills as if it had been there forever, peering down upon the half-finished capital at its feet. When Custis died, Arlington passed to Mary Lee, his only surviving child, who had grown up, married and raised seven children and buried her parents there. In correspondence, her husband referred to the place as "our dear home," the spot "where my attachments are more strongly placed than at any other place in the world." If possible, his wife felt an even stronger attachment to the property.
Mary Lee packed up and left in 1861, just ahead of the Union Army. Even after the federal government began burying soldiers on the property, the Lees fought for the return of their home. Smithsonian Magazine has the rest of the story of how the estate became the hallowed ground it is today, a resting place and a memorial to American military personnel who died in service to their country. Link
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For more than a century, "Taps" has been the bugle call to mark the day's end and evening rest in the U.S. military. Its soothing 24 notes have comforted many when played as a final farewell to a former soldier laid to rest. Given its long history, it's not surprising that it is the subject of many legends.
Birth of "Taps"
By the Civil War, bugle calls existed for all types of commands-from "Time to get up!" to "Wear your overcoat today!" or "If you're sick, now's the time for sick call!" But it was during the Civil War's Peninsula Campaign in July 1862 that "Taps" became the bugle call command to extinguish all lights and fires and prepare for sleep. Historians agree on when and where "Taps" was first played, but there's more than one version of the story surrounding its origin and composer. (Image credit: Flickr user yark64)
Believe It Or Not
One popular story says that the man who first ordered "Taps" played was Union Captain Robert Ellicombe. While encamped with the Army of the Potomac at Harrison's Landing, Virginia, Ellicombe risked enemy fire to rescue a wounded soldier. When the captain lit a lantern, he realized that the young man was dead, and a Confederate soldier, but even more shocking-the young man was his own son. Inside the soldier's pocket was a musical score. Ellicombe requested that a bugler play his son's composition at the burial, and that was when the Army of the Potomac first heard the somber music of "Taps".
The country's foremost authority on the tune as well as the former curator of Arlington National Cemetery's "Taps" Bugle Exhibit, Jari A. Villanueva, researched the story and found no record of any Captain Ellicombe in the Union Army or at Harrison's Landing. What Villanueva did find was an episode of Ripley's Believe It Or Not television show where the tragic tale of a Union father and a Confederate son first aired.
Butterfield's Lullaby
The true history of the birth of "Taps" was told by bugler Oliver Norton in an 1898 letter he wrote in response to a Century Magazine article that claimed the origin of the tune was unknown. Norton explained that he knew how "Taps" originated because he'd been the first to play it.
According to Norton, one July evening he was called to the tent of Major General Daniel Adam Butterfield, the chief of staff for the Army of the Potomac. Encamped at Harrison's Landing, recovering from a defeat at the hands of General Robert E. Lee's army, Butterfield's exhausted and wounded soldiers suffered from heat, mosquitos, dysentery, and typhoid. The standard bugle call for lights-out had a harsh military cadence, and Butterfield thought a more soothing bugle call might help his men rest. (Image credit: Civil War Librarian)
The general handed Norton an envelope with musical notes written on the back and asked the bugler to play them. The bugler lengthened some notes and shortened others until the sound was melodious and slow enough to suit Butterfield, who ordered the melody played every evening at the final bugle call. Century's editors wrote to Butterfield, who confirmed the incident.
Last Call, Boys!
General Butterfield didn't actually compose the tune, sometimes called "Butterfield's Lullaby", but had simply revised an early French version of the "Scott Tattoo". (A tattoo was a bugle call used to order soldiers to leave a tavern and return to their quarters for the night.) The name "Taps" probably came from an obsolete drum roll command called "Taptoe" that ordered tavern keepers to turn off their keg spigots at the end of an evening.
A Smash Hit
From the first night he played it, Norton knew that "Taps" would be a hit. In his letter to the magazine he wrote, "The music was beautiful on that still summer night, and was heard far beyond the limits of our Brigade. The next day I was visited by several buglers from neighboring Brigades, asking for copies of the music, which I gladly furnished."
"Taps" wasn't just a Union favorite. Confederates heard the tune in their nearby camps and liked it so much that by 1863 the Confederate army's mounted artillery drill manual contained the order that "'Taps' will be blown at 9:00 at which time all officers will be in quarters."
The Last Goodbye
(Image credit: Mass Communication Specialist 1st Class Chad J. McNeeley, from the Flickr stream of Beverly & Pack)
"Taps" was first used for military funeral services out of necessity. In 1862 Captain John Tidball presided over the burial of one of his fallen men. Tradition ordered that three rifle volleys would be fired at the ceremony, but Tidball's troops were hidden in the woods, and he feared that any nearby enemy would hear the gunshots, figure out their location, and then attack them in the belief that there was a resumption of hostilities. To substitute for the rifle volley, the captain ordered the bugler to sound "Taps".
Playing "Taps" became an unofficial custom at Union army funerals. The rebels also played the call to honor fallen soldiers-most notably at the 1863 funeral of General Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson after his death by friendly fire in the Battle of Chancellorsville.After the Civil War, "Taps" became an official bugle call of the U.S. Army, and by 1891 an official order in the U.S. Army Infantry Drill Regulations made the bugle call mandatory at formal military funerals and memorial ceremonies.
A Fallen President
Possibly the most memorable rendition of "Taps" was played on November 25th, 1963, at the funeral of President John F. Kennedy. A World War II veteran, Kennedy was buried with full military honors at Arlington National Cemetery. At the ceremony, the command for present arms was given, and the traditional three volleys were fired. Then Sergeant Keith Clark of the U.S. Army Band played "Taps"-not on a bugle but on a B-flat trumpet.
Clark had played the call perfectly hundreds of times at hundreds of ceremonies. In fact, he'd played it in President Kennedy's presence only two weeks earlier at the Tomb of the Unknowns on Veteran's Day. But this time, as he played, he "cracked" the sixth note so that it sounded shortened and off-key. Clark admitted that nervousness was the cause, but the media immediately assumed that the cracked note was intentional, and they found it especially poignant.
Newsweek described the broken note as "a tear". William manchester, author of Death of a President, described it as a "cactch in your voice or a swiftly stifled sob." For about two weeks following the presidential burial, other Arlington buglers missed that same sixth note.
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The article above is reprinted with permission from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Salutes the Armed Forces.Since 1988, the Bathroom Reader Institute had published a series of popular books containing irresistible bits of trivia and obscure yet fascinating facts.
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The Great Seattle Fire of 1889 put an end to the first Seattle, with civic leaders making two important decisions. The first was a building ordinance specifying that all new constructions must be of brick or masonry. The second was to elevate the new city above the tideflats, effectively turning the second story of buildings into the new ground floor. Shop-keeps quickly rebuilt, and sidewalks and streets were planted one story higher than before, creating underground passageways lined with the original storefronts.
There are 15 other places and stories as well at Nile Guide. Link -via Holy Kaw!
(Image source: Sights in Seattle)
To make sure you don't miss anything at Neatorama, here's what he did this past week. Jill Harness looked at internet advertising campaigns in the post Does Viral Marketing Make You Sick? with some examples of really cool videos that disappointed us when we later found them to be professional ads.
From mental_floss magazine, we had An Ode to Great Double X-Chromosomed Scientists, about three women who didn't get the credit they deserved for their work.
We learned about four Obscure Monsters from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. Read about the Sciopod, Gowrow, Encantado (Boto), and the Kappa.
The NeatoShop welcomed Ben Rollman as a collaborative artist. He will draw a custom robot portrait of you or someone you love!
Congratulations to prize winners attorneyadrian and Jaded Unicorn for winning prizes in this week's What Is It? game!
Congratulations to Ben Dussault, Leah and Margaret, Ian, and Kim Kutz, who all won prizes in the How Did You Know? contest we sponsored in collaboration with mental_floss.
The Neatorama Mini-Hunt sent you searching for awesome things to win The Book of Awesome by Neil Pasricha.
And we're in the last few days of the Upcoming Queue competition, with an iPad at stake. Go take a look at the submissions and vote for the ones that should be featured on our main page!
You're invited to join in the discussion with the daily question at Facebook and keep up with even more neat links with our Twitter feed!
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The Memorial Day Foundation.
National Moment of Remembrance.
The Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund.
Now, onto what you'll learn about the 700 year old Appenzeller cheese, renowned as the "spiciest cheese from Switzerland:"
The dairy guys get to work at about 4 AM to receive and test the milk brought in by local farmers. They test it to ensure that the cows ate nothing but hay and meadow grass. If farmers bring in bad milk once, they get a warning; twice and they are banned.
To create a consistent product, part of the milk is skimmed, then slowly re-added to the whole milk to ensure an exact fat content. This is a practice older than most cheese dairies.
That's only the very beginning of the process. If you are ever in Switzerland, you can take a tour of the cheese plant yourself! Link
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