With the sequel Blade Runner 2049 coming to theaters this weekend, it's time for Screen Junkies to take a cockeyed look at the 1982 film Blade Runner in their Honest Trailer series.
This Honest Trailer is reassuring to folks like me, who saw Blade Runner in 1982 and don't recall much about it at all because it didn't make any sense. And yeah, I could've seen it again to understand it, but Blade Runner wasn't that pleasant to begin with. Or am I the only one who felt that way?
The following is an article from Uncle John's OLD FAITHFUL 30th Anniversary edition.
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If you ever have occasion to visit a children’s school in Japan, use the third stall in the third-floor bathroom at your own risk. Better yet, just wait until you get back to your hotel.
KID STUFF
When you were growing up, did your parents ever scare you with stories about the boogeyman? Tales of a shadowy creature that punishes children for bad behavior is common to many cultures— Spain has El Coco, Slavic countries have Baba Yaga, India has Bihar, Mediterranean countries have Babau, and so on. Moms and dads in Japan have a similar tradition. But where the American boogeyman is usually described in vague and amorphous terms, the stories that Japanese parents tell about scary imaginary beings are more defined— and they’re frequently centered in the bathroom. Traditionally considered unclean even when kept perpetually immaculate by the most fastidious of housekeepers, bathrooms were often hidden away in a dark corner of the house. Ghosts were said to live in the toilet, and parents liked to tease children about a hairy hand rising up out of the water and pulling kids down into the sewage pipes.
SCHOOL SPIRIT
It stands to reason that with such a spooky start, some kids might come up with their own scary legends around the bathroom. And sure enough, they have.
Today we call it "poverty porn." A hundred years ago, the same activity was called "slumming" in Britain and "slum tourism" in the U.S. Wealthy folks would go to the city slums where the other half (actually the majority) lived and saw how they went about their lives. For visitors to New York's Chinatown, there was the added draw of an exotic culture they knew little about. And if they saw illegal and/or immoral activities, that was a bonus that not only gave the tourists a thrill, but also reinforced their sense of superiority. What they didn't know was how much money Chinatown was making off these visits, and how much of the "danger and depravity" they saw was faked.
Affluent slummers often employed guides or joined organized groups. Industrious young men—independent “slumming guides”—capitalized on the crowds by introducing them to brothels or saloons that were accustomed to hosting slummers, or had sprung up specifically to do so. Usually white and working-class, these “lobbygows,” as they came to be known in Chinatown’s pidgin English, marketed themselves as critical cultural conduits to the exotic, unfamiliar Chinese. They even advertised in local papers and came to be seen as legitimate businesses. In Chicago, for instance, in 1905 a local resident sought police approval to establish “a guide system to escort slumming parties and show strangers the sights.”
Slummers saw strange sites such as opium dens filled with Chinese actors, Chinese restaurants owned by Italian families, and gunfights between gangs that happened right as a tour came through. Read how Chinatown accommodated slum tourists at Atlas Obscura.
Photographer Tim Newton saw a cat outside his home in Anchorage last week, and thought nothing of it, until he noticed it was a lynx. He started shooting photographs through his window, and found it wasn't alone. It was a litter of seven lynx kittens and their mother!
So for the next half-hour, Newton says he just went back and forth, from window to window, photographing them.
At one point, Newton decided to test his luck by going outside to continue photographing the kits. While the mother was cautious and alert, he says she was also very calm with him in her presence. Moreover, some of the kits were very intrigued by Newton.
"I actually had my bathrobe on," says Newton. "So I didn't have legs, as far as the kits could tell. And I didn't have eyes or a head. I just had this big round thing that went 'Click, click, click.' So I think the little kittens didn't have any clue what I might be."
The family stayed for about 40 minutes, then calmly left the yard. You can see the whole collection of photographs at Newton's site. -via Atlas Obscura
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Movie posters list the stars' names across the top, and then usually a picture of the main characters right in the middle. But unless you already recognize them, you'll never know who is who because the order of the names is never the same as the order of the faces in the picture. What causes this? You're a smart person; I'm sure you can come up with the correct answer before the intro to this video ends. But the video is more than just the answer to the question. There's a lot of Hollywood information and history here, and quite a few interesting anecdotes.
Austin McConnell asks if there is a better way to design movie posters. My suggestion is that we go back to using real artists and their work for the image on the posters, like the example of Chinatown in the video, instead of the stars' faces. But movie posters are advertising, and studios will go with what works according to box office returns. -via Digg
Yesterday, NPR published a post at Facebook that was seen, and then edited to erase its content.
But screenshots were made. The edited post has over 4800 comments. What was the controversy? What horrible, scandalous information was posted in error?
The NPR errant Ramona Facebook post is the only good thing in the world right now pic.twitter.com/QchgLVqChO
— Ellen Stark (@ellenstark) October 3, 2017
Thousands of people had something to say about it, but they weren't complaining about the original post. They wanted it back! And they want to know more about Ramona. Some assumed that Ramona is a cat, but I believe Ramona is a toddler who loves cats. Anyway, the error was the kind of wholesome nonsense the world needs when other social media errors are not only embarrassing, but often erroneous news or incitement to rage. -via Mashable
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UPDATE: We now know who Ramona is, and we even get to see a picture! -Thanks, Alex!
That title was strangely easy to type. The keyboard layout that we are familiar with, with QWERTY at the top left, became the default pattern when typewriters became popular. But even then, learning to touch type was a specialized skill. Some people were professional typists, while the rest of us didn't type often enough to question a typewriter's design. Now that everyone types on a personal device, you might wonder why we stick with the same layout.
Personally, it just seems like too much trouble to re-learn where the keys are. Vox gives us the history of the QWERTY keyboard layout, and why we still use it today. -via Geeks Are Sexy
The 1987 film Fatal Attraction was one of those movies that you saw once, and never had to see it again because it stuck with you. Unless you found out someone in your life hadn't seen it, then you screened it to see if it was as disturbing to them as it was to you. Thirty years later, you still recall the key points even if you're fuzzy on the details. It was disturbing for the cast, too, especially Glenn Close. Let's learn some details about Fatal Attraction.
8. The term “bunny boiler” is actually in the dictionary.
It’s amusing to think that this film actually coined a term that was put into the dictionary. It literally means a woman who acts vengefully when spurned by her lover.
7. In the original ending Close’s character kills herself and blames it on Douglas’ character.
This ending was determined to be just too low key and was scrapped in favor of the current ending. Close didn’t care for the new ending but went along with it and still regrets it to this day.
Read the rest of the trivia about Fatal Attraction, and how the movie is an artifact of its time, at TVOM.
In this scene from the 1921 movie Hard Luck, Buster Keaton misjudges a dive and crashes through the brickwork. It's a riff on the old joke about digging a hole so deep that you eventually reach China. Keaton said the gag got more laughs than any other in all his movies. However, the film was lost for many years until it was partially reconstructed in 1987- without the pool scene. That part was finally found in a Russian archive years later.
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But how did he do that dive into the brickwork? Silent Locations explains that the pool did extend to the left, and was covered for the scene. Keaton often did dangerous stunts for his movies, but he couldn't dive that far out, so the falling scene was enhanced with animation cels of his body falling. You can see the entire movie here. -via reddit
Musician Tom Petty suffered a cardiac arrest at his home Monday morning. Emergency responders were able to stimulate a pulse, and Petty was taken to a Los Angeles hospital in critical condition. However, he never regained consciousness, and after it was determined that brain activity had ceased, the decision was made to remove life support. Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers had just concluded their 40th anniversary tour with a concert at the Hollywood Bowl last Monday. Petty had hinted that the tour would be his last.
"I'm thinking it may be the last trip around the country," says Petty. "It's very likely we'll keep playing, but will we take on 50 shows in one tour? I don't think so. I'd be lying if I didn't say I was thinking this might be the last big one. We're all on the backside of our sixties. I have a granddaughter now I'd like to see as much as I can. I don't want to spend my life on the road. This tour will take me away for four months. With a little kid, that's a lot of time."
After erroneous reports of Petty's death were published and retracted on Monday, CNN reported that Petty's death was confirmed by Tony Dimitriades, longtime manager of Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers. Tom Petty was 66.
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Redditor Blueyeguy (standing in the red shirt) and a few friends beamed down from the Enterprise into a Renaissance Fair in Minnesota. They are blatantly violating the Prime Directive with their time travel shenanigans. What do Ren fair enthusiasts think of such party-crashing? According to the comments at reddit, many think it's fine as long as everyone has fun. Some dislike the invasion of the integrity of the fairs. Several said that any costume is better than no costume at all, because so many people at Ren fairs these days are just there to watch and take pictures. And a couple mentioned that the time travel joke has been overdone.
One commenter even mentioned a Ren fair that was invaded by an army of Doctor Who cosplayers. -via reddit
The following is an article from The Annals of Improbable Research, now in all-pdf form. Get a subscription now for only $25 a year!
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Research About Faces
compiled by Alice Shirrell Kaswell, Improbable Research staff
Faces fascinate. The range of research about faces is enormous. Here are some examples plucked from many fields.
Carrots vs. Tanning Beds
“Fruit over Sunbed: Carotenoid Skin Colouration is Found More Attractive Than Melanin Colouration,” Carmen E. Lefevre and David I. Perrett, Quarterly Journal of Experimental Psychology, vol. 68, no. 2, 2015, pp. 284-293. The authors, at Leeds University Business School and the University of St Andrews, Scotland, explain:
While both increased carotenoid colouration and increased melanin colouration enhance apparent health in Caucasian faces by increasing skin yellowness, it remains unclear, firstly, whether both pigments contribute to attractiveness judgements, secondly, whether one pigment is clearly preferred over the other, and thirdly, whether these effects depend on the sex of the face. Here, in three studies, we examine these questions.... We show, firstly, that both increased carotenoid colouration and increased melanin colouration are found attractive compared to lower levels of these pigments. Secondly, we show that carotenoid colouration is consistently preferred over melanin colouration when levels of colouration are matched.... Of the participants, 78% self-identified as white.
The last thing you want to hear from a ghost, even the "friendly kind," is that they have good news and bad news. The latest comic from Chris Hallbeck at Maximumble starts out as a horror story, switches to science fiction, and ends as a horror story once again. But now the real story can begin: What's he going to do between now and next Thursday? Whatever he does, it will set up a paradox in the space-time continuum, because if he knows what will happen, he will change it. But if he changes anything, he won't know what will happen.
There have been many tales of ghosts in the executive mansion in Washington, but the one that set the staff on edge during the Taft administration became the subject of a White House cover up. President Taft's personal assistant, Major Archie Butt, told the story to his sister-in-law in a letter, which is the only surviving written account of the ghost that terrified the household staff in 1911. This ghost made his presence known by touching people on the shoulder.
Several of the White House staff reported feeling this mysterious pressure on their shoulder, only to turn around to an empty room. Just one member of the household, though, said she actually saw the ghost. Marsh, First Lady Helen Taft’s personal maid, reported not just feeling the ghost leaning over her shoulder, but seeing the ethereal figure, whom she described as a young boy with light, unkempt hair and sad blue eyes. “Now who on Earth this can be,” Butt mused, “I cannot imagine.”
Taft responded to news of the spooky rumor with “towering rage,” Butt said, banning anyone in the house from speaking of the ghost under threat of firing. The president worried that the story would get out and the press would have a field day with the news. But his aide seemed to have a sense of humor about the whole situation. “I reminded him that the help was in such a state of mind that, if it was positively believed that the upper floor of the White House was haunted, the servants there could not be kept in their places by executive order,” Butt wrote.
Although Butt wasn't afraid of any ghost, he did investigate the reports. Read about "The Thing" that haunted the White House at Mental Floss.
They say that Penny is a smart dog, but why can't she put the letters in the right order from left -to-right instead of piling them on top of each other? Oh yeah, because she's a dog, and you don't expect dogs to be able to spell in the first place. What Penny is doing is a trained response, but a spectacularly well done one. -via Tastefully Offensive
