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Putting Animals in Their Place



Animals. They think they're so special. Sure, they can fly, run at incredible speeds, and regenerate body parts, but do they really have to rub their talents in our faces all the time? Well, we at mental_floss have had enough. It's time to put animals in their place. That's right, crocodiles -call us when you learn to chew.

KANGAROOS CAN'T WALK


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It's no secret that kangaroos come fully loaded with super-strong legs. The marsupial's powerful gait allows the creature to reach speeds of 40 mph over short spans. And it can travel incredible, marathon-length distances at speeds of about 15 miles per hour -that's a four-minute mile! But don't give those legs too much credit -the kangaroo's long, thick tail also plays a significant part. The natural rudder counterbalances the animal's body as it leans forward to cruise the Outback.

Such muscular gifts do come with some disadvantages, though. While the kangaroo's long, flat feet and 3-foot tail are ideal for hopping, the combo is also the reason kangaroos can't walk. The creature's back legs are designed to move in tandem and don't work well independently of one another. That means it's hopping or nothing. The anatomical quirk also prevents the kangaroo from walking backwards. If the creature tried to back up, its thick tail gets in the way. And because those clunky feet have to move in unison, a kangaroo can't maneuver around the appendage.

Not being able to walk may seem limiting, but it's not a bad tradeoff considering the kangaroo lifestyle. The marsupial's unique makeup proves especially helpful when it comes to self-defense; not only can the creatures outrun dingos and other hungry predators, but if cornered, a kangaroo will become incredibly acrobatic, using its large legs to kick while rising up on its tail for balance.

HORSES CAN'T VOMIT


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When humans ingest a harmful substance, the body's natural reaction is to expel the intruding toxin by sending it right back the way it came. Horses don't have that luxury. The shortcoming is due to a strong band of muscle at the entrance to the horse's stomach known as the cardiac sphincter. While the muscle will open up to send food down to the gullet, it won't work in reverse.
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7 Entourages That Changed the World

We love Vincent Chase and his HBO cohorts as much as the next magazine, but we’re not going to stand idly by while they hog the entourage limelight. Those guys might make waves in Hollywood, but the following power crews made history.

1. The Algonquin Round Table



Ringleader: Dorothy Parker, a writer, poet, and critic for such venerable publications as The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, and Esquire. Yet Parker is perhaps most famous for her memorable witticisms, including “I love a martini—but two at the most. Three, I’m under the table; four, I’m under the host” (currently printed on the cocktail napkins at The Algonquin Hotel bar in New York).

Core Crew: What started as an afternoon roast of The New York Times drama critic Alexander Woollcott soon morphed into a daily luncheon that would establish the most celebrated entourage in the history of American letters. In addition to Parker and Wollcott, the literary group included Robert Benchley (Life drama editor), Franklin P. Adams (New York Tribune columnist), Robert E. Sherwood (Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright), Harpo Marx (the “silent” Marx Brother), Harold Ross (editor of The New Yorker), George S. Kaufman (Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright), and Heywood Broun (founder of the American Newspaper Guild).

Turf: New York City

Mission: From 1919 to 1929 “The Vicious Circle” (as they referred to themselves) met every weekday at The Algonquin Hotel to share ideas and opinions and unleash savage barbs—often at one another’s expense. A sampling:

Parker: “That woman speaks 18 languages and can’t say ‘no’ in any of them.”
Kaufman: “Epitaph for a dead waiter—God finally caught his eye.”
Benchley: “Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it’s compounding a felony.”

By the mid-1920s, a spot at the entourage’s table was incredibly coveted. Mrs. Parker and her cronies had standing reservations, but other notables—such as actor-playwright Noel Coward, actress Tallulah Bankhead, and humorist Will Rogers—were known to drop in to share in the nips and quips.

While best known for their much-ballyhooed drollness, The Vicious Circle’s impact reached far beyond heavy boozing and memorable zingers. Harold Ross, for instance, used the lunches to secure funding for a new magazine he planned to launch and edit: The New Yorker. Not only that, but he recruited Parker and Benchley as his respective book and drama critics.

Perhaps the entourage’s most enduring influence, however, was the way it shaped the artistic tastes and sensibilities of the times. Having such tremendous influence and reach in the press (even into the 1930s), the group effectively redefined American humor with its off-the-cuff observations. It was reported, for example, that when Parker was informed that President Coolidge had died, she responded, “How can they tell?”

The group’s aesthetic changed the tenor of book, movie, and stage reviews and profoundly influenced modern media criticism. The Algonquin’s widely circulated irreverence underlined not just its members own rebelliousness, but also the spirit of the Roaring Twenties that saw this entourage at its peak.

2. Jesus & Co.

Ringleader: Jesus Christ



Core Crew: The disciples or, as they were called after Jesus’ death, apostles. The posse included two guys named James, two Simons, and to use J.C.’s words, eight other “fishers of men.”

Turf: Galilee, Jerusalem, Nazareth, and other Mideast hotspots

Mission: Experts estimate that the core of this God squad was formed in the 20s—meaning around 26 CE. That’s when Jesus picked up key members John and Andrew via their connection to John the Baptist, who—as you may recall from either the Bible or your high school’s production of Godspell—earned his name by dunking the faithful and preparing the way of the Lord. He was way ahead of the curve in declaring Jesus the Son of God.

After that, the group expanded by luring family and friends. Andrew brought his brother, Simon, into the mix. Then Philip, from Andrew’s hometown of Bethsaida, joined along with his buddy, Nathanael (otherwise known as Bartholomew). Simon’s fishing partners, brothers James and John, caught wind of the charismatic healer next, as did tax collector Matthew down in Cana—and so on and so forth.

If we take the Gospel writers’ word for it, this scruffy dozen toured the holy lands in support of Jesus’ teachings and did a good job of staying in the background. With one notorious exception (we’re looking at you, Judas Iscariot), this was a darn loyal group. How loyal? During his public ministry years, Jesus is estimated to have legged about 3,125 miles, and you better believe his boys were with him most of the way. That’s a pretty impressive series of road trips—and they didn’t stop there. Even after their boss moved on to the newly ungated promised land (thanks in part to a political climate that didn’t welcome his ideas), this posse aggressively kept the faith, preaching their way from India to Ethiopia to Spain. Needless to say, all that walking paid off. Today, Christianity has spread around the world, with an estimated 2 billion believers worldwide.

3. The Junto Society (later, the American Philosophical Society)



Ringleader: Ben Franklin
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Parrot Quotes Movie


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Bibi the African Grey parrot slightly mis-quotes the classic lines the 1948 Humphrey Bogart film The Treasure of the Sierra Madre. The original scene is here. Honestly, the world needs more talented birds to remind us of our favorite film quotes.

Steampunk Nerf Sniper Rifle



Steampunk Nerf Sniper Rifle. Now there are some words that don't normally go together. DeviantART member vanbangerburger modified a Nerf gun into a steampunk work of art! Imagine the confusion it will cause some future civilization when they excavate this in a few million years. Link -via Geekosystem

Six Underappreciated Comedies More People Need To See

The world has so many more feature films available than you'll ever know if you just browse the TV listings or Red Box. There are many reasons the movies in this list are considered "underappreciated": it may be old, released as video only, contained unknown actors when it was released, or it may be, as in the case of the New Zealand movie Black Sheep, a foreign film.
Probataphobia is the fear of sheep. It is a real thing, and at least NONE of my friends suffer from it, which makes this movie timely and socially conscious as well.

I also have to give props to Oliver Driver for his performance as the lead in this film. It is his palpable fear of sheep that makes this movie so damn funny. We all know someone with an irrational fear (I fear that Bethesda will one day make a glitch free game), and to take the idea of that fear and make it something worth fearing was quite well played, even though it’s just for laughs.

Yes, this list is an opinion piece, but take a look; you might find something right up your alley. Link

Receipts



You might laugh at this Twaggie, illustrated from a Tweet by @bazecraze, but take it from an old lady: I've found a lot of mistakes in receipts, and they are rarely in the customer's favor. See a new Twaggie every day at GoComics. Link

Leap Day Families

What are the odds? Michelle Birnbaum of New Jersey was born on Leap Day 32 years ago, and then gave birth to a daughter four years ago, also on Leap Day. So her daughter was born on her seventh birthday. Those who crunch the numbers say the odds are about two million to one. Consider how many people we have in the U.S., it should happen again. Link

And it did. Shaneka Hinton of Orlando, Florida, was born on Leap Day in 1988. Yesterday, she turned 24, although it was only her sixth birthday. Hinton spent the day in the maternity ward as she gave birth to Christina Raynette Clemente, yet another Leap Day baby! And what's more -Hinton's son was born on the Fourth of July. Now Hinton and her daughter will be able to celebrate their birthdays together -once every four years. Link

(Image credits: Top: NY Post/Splash News Bottom: Jacob Langston, Orlando Sentinel)

Male or Female?


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The Los Angeles Zoo has a new exhibit called LAIR (Living Amphibians, Invertebrates and Reptiles). Slash and Betty White appear in a series of ads promoting it. What a perfect combination! There are five ads in all; see them at Adweek. Link -via The Daily What

Disney Closes New Habit Heroes Exhibit

Habit Heroes, a new attraction at Epcot Center at Walt Disney World, was scheduled to open on March 5th, but is now postponed indefinitely. The exhibit was designed in partnership with Blue Cross/Blue Shield insurance.
Housed inside Innoventions, the park's futuristic showcase of ideas, Habit Heroes features animated fitness buffs Will Power and Callie Stenics, who take groups of up to 12 guests through interactive rooms, where they fight bad habits such as too much television and junk food.

Cartoon villains include the super-sized Snacker and Lead Bottom.

The insurance company's goal is to encourage healthier habits among kids, so they will improve their health while lowering health-care costs, said insurance officials.

After test runs, the attraction drew criticism from the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance and other groups.
"We're appalled to learn that Disney, a traditional hallmark of childhood happiness and joy, has fallen under the shadow of negativity and discrimination," came a heated response from the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance.

"It appears that Disney now believes that using the tool of shame, favored so much by today's healthcare corporations, is the best way to communicate with children," said the association's statement. "Disney, in partnering with Blue Cross/Blue Shield, has taken the side of the bullies."

Read more at The Orlando Sentinel. Pictured here is the character Lead Bottom. Link -via Fark

Buzzfeed Proposal



Len Kendall went against the tradition of women proposing on Leap Day when he chose today to ask for Katie Holland's hand in marriage. So he posted this image on Buzzfeed. Along the way, Katie received encouragement from many, who posted with the Twitter hashtag #SayYesKatie. And she eventually said "Yes!" Link

Song Map

The art collective We Are Dorothy created a map made completely of places in songs. In the full-size version at the link, you'll see Itchycoo Park, Highway to Hell, Road to Nowhere, Penny Lane, MacArthur Park, Long and Winding Road, and my favorite thoroughfare, Roll On Down The Highway. Link -via Boing Boing


Differential Tuition

More and more colleges are starting to employ what is called "differential tuition." That means that studying some disciplines will cost you more than others. One reason for this is to discourage too many students from a particular course of study. For example, at the University of Tennessee, the number of business students has doubled in the past few years, while the school's budget and the number of faculty has stayed the same. Still, students want a business degree because it will pay off better in the long run than a degree in philosophy. That is another reason college can charge more: because the result is worth it. But is it fair?
Universities have to pay "competitive salaries to retain" professors who are in demand elsewhere, says The Cavalier Daily of the University of Virginia. The "market value" of business, engineering, and nursing professors is higher than that of other disciplines, and it makes sense for those programs to be more expensive.

But what happens to students who can only afford a degree in a cheaper field? Should public universities set prices according to the laws of supply and demand? Or will higher tuition for, say, engineers only discourage students from becoming the workers we will need in the future? Link

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Toki Nantucket



The attractive cat who modeled the Newsboy Cap a few days ago is becoming a celebrity! He is a purebred Abyssinian named Toki Nantucket. Read all about this handsome cat and see more pictures at Laughing Squid. Link

R.I.P. Davy Jones


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Davy Jones, the former singer for The Monkees, died this morning of a heart attack at a hospital in Florida.
After "The Monkees" disbanded in 1971, Jones sang solo as well as with various reincarnations of the group.

He also acted on stage and screen, with his most famous TV appearance as himself on "The Brady Bunch," in an episode where Marcia Brady was the president of his fan club and tried to get the singer to appear at her school dance. He also played Fagin in "Oliver!" on Broadway.

Recently, he played himself on an episode of "Sponge Bob Square Pants."

MSNBC posted a collection of music videos from The Monkees. Jones was 66. Link

The Controversial Case of Typhoid Mary

Did your mother ever call you "Typhoid Mary" when she caught you coughing without covering your mouth? Typhoid Mary was a real person, an Irish immigrant  by the name of Mary Mallon who cooked for wealthy New York families, until 1906, when her life took a downward turn.
She spent the summer working for the Warren family while they vacationed in Oyster Bay, Long Island. Shortly after she left, three family members, two maids, and a gardener all came down with typhoid fever. The owner of the property hired George Soper, a sanitation engineer, to find the root cause. Soper hypothesized that it was Mallon, after learning that all of the families she had worked for had had outbreaks at some point. He asked to test her stool and urine but she refused, as she felt perfectly healthy (asymptomatic carriers were unheard of at the time). Soper continued to plead with her, even offering to pay her royalties from a book he wanted to write about her. Mallon just wanted to be left alone and told him that she had been tested privately and the results were normal.

The rest of Mallon's life was spent in a struggle between her right to do as she pleased and the authorities who were sure she was spreading the deadly disease. Read what happened to Mallon at Atlas Obscura. Link

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