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2016 Name of the Year Tournament

The Name of the Year Tournament is back! A bracket of 64 names has been set, and they will compete against each other until a winner is declared sometime in the future. All 64 are new to the tournament, and all are legal names. The number one seeds are Tilmann Buttersack, Gaylord Gumbie, Pope McCorkle III, and Shuntavyious Primes-Willes. Whether they can last through competition with Daystar Smallboy, DiCaprio Bootle, Oozi Cats, Onno Hoes, and Burm Snart is anyone’s guess.

…past, present, and future accomplishments play only a small role, if any. What matters more is the look of each name’s particular arrangement; its sound (we suggest our readers say all these names out loud before passing judgement); its rhythm, cadence, and meter; the power of the whole created by its two (or more) parts; and a host of other technical factors that can improve the quality of a name without the merits of the individual attached to it ever coming into play.

If you can’t see the names on this bracket, they are much larger at Deadspin. Voting will start soon at Name of the Year. -via Digg


Colonels of Truth

You might know of Colonel Harland Sanders as the founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken, or KFC. But the story of the man is much more interesting than the story of the chicken franchise. Sanders bounced from job to job in the early part of the 20th century before (sort of) settling down in Corbin, Kentucky, to sell gasoline along 25W, the main route from Ontario to Florida. He constantly tried new ideas to make money, and many of them failed. Along the way, he figured in plenty of colorful stories.

In Corbin, according to Harland Sanders, “Bootleggin’s, fights, and shootin’s was as regular as a rooster’s crowing in the mornin’.” Whether or not this excessive chicken noise informed Sanders’ future career is impossible to say, but Corbin is where he began his gradual transformation into the future famous food icon. The only thing Sanders seemed to enjoy more than swearing was experimenting with cooking. He decided to put a big oak table in a former storeroom and reopen as “Sanders’ Servistation and Café.” Hungry travelers were drawn in by the big advertisements Sanders painted on roadside barns north and south of town. Sanders hired some waitstaff, but he made a point to pay them a living wage, and strictly forbid them from accepting tips. Using the kitchen in the apartment in back, Harland and Josephine cooked up such fare as steak, country ham, potatoes with red-eye gravy, grits, and hot biscuits. Chicken was not often on the menu—it took too long to cook it to Sanders’ satisfaction. But he experimented with it constantly.

It was around this time that Sanders met his beloved Claudia Price, a young divorced woman who lived in Corbin. At Harland’s suggestion, his wife Josephine hired Claudia to help around the café, and it soon became something of an open secret that Claudia was equal parts waitress and mistress. But this silent scandal was marginalized by the growing success of the restaurant. Sanders added a small luxury motel to the property in 1937, the first one east of the Mississippi, according to Sanders. He even rubbed elbows with renowned food critic Duncan Hines of modern cake mix fame, who gave Sanders’ place a glowing review in his travel book.

For entertainment, Sanders would occasionally take customers around back to listen to a braying jackass—an actual braying jackass that occupied an adjacent lot, not a New Yorker. “HEE HAW,” the jackass would say. This was, from all reports, a thigh-slappingly good time. Affordable diversion was scarce in the Great Depression.

In a biography at Damn Interesting, we also find out how Sanders survived a bridge collapse, instigated a shootout over advertising, and gained as reputation as a midwife. The story of the franchise is there, too, in which we find out why FKC isn’t as good as it was in the 1960s.


Indiana Jones 5 Set for 2019

The Walt Disney Company announced today that not only will there be another Indiana Jones movie, but they’ve already set a premiere date.

Indiana Jones will return to the big screen on July 19, 2019, for a fifth epic adventure in the blockbuster series. Steven Spielberg, who directed all four previous films, will helm the as-yet-untitled project with star Harrison Ford reprising his iconic role. Franchise veterans Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall will produce.

That’s all. Three years out, there’s no story and no scriptwriter yet, but we can write the date on our calendars, if you have a calendar that goes that far into the future. Disney does. -via Uproxx


15 Loverly Facts About My Fair Lady

The Broadway musical My Fair Lady starring Rex Harrison and Julie Andrews opened sixty years ago today: March 15, 1956. It was an adaptation of the George Bernard Shaw play Pygmalion, which most of us are familiar with from the 1964 Audrey Hepburn film. Shaw’s original play was first performed in 1913, so it was a long journey to adapt the material and get it on stage in musical form.

2. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW DIDN’T WANT PYGMALION TO GET THE MUSICAL THEATER TREATMENT.  

In 1908, composer Oscar Straus amazed audiences with The Chocolate Soldier, an operetta based on Shaw’s 1894 play Arms and the Man. But the success of this adaptation ultimately hurt the creator of its source material. During The Chocolate Soldier’s run, few theaters were willing to produce Arms and the Man—and Shaw’s wallet took a hit.

During his lifetime, several producers and directors told Shaw that Pygmalion might make for a terrific musical, but financial considerations kept him from letting anybody take a crack at converting it into one. As Shaw told Austro-Hungarian composer Franz Lehar, “A Pygmalion operetta is quite out of the question … Pygmalion is my most steady source of income: it saved me from ruin during the war, and still brings in a substantial penny every week.” Having been burned before, Shaw swore he’d never “allow a comic opera to supplant it.”

3. RODGERS & HAMMERSTEIN TRIED (AND FAILED) TO MAKE A PYGMALION MUSICAL.

When Shaw died in 1950, producer Gabriel Pascal held the rights to Pygmalion. Over the next few years, he asked several writers if they could develop a musical adaptation. Most didn’t get very far. At one point, Pascal handed the assignment off to Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II. On paper, they looked like the perfect men for the job: The ingenious duo had defined and re-defined the American musical with classic shows like Oklahoma!, South Pacific, and The King and I. But despite their past successes, the challenge of Pygmalion proved too great. Apart from its heavy reliance on dialogue, the play—unlike most Rodgers and Hammerstein shows—didn’t come with an overt love story. Before long, they abandoned the project.

Undeterred, Pascal turned to the creative minds behind Paint Your Wagon: librettist Alan Jay Lerner and composer Frederick Loewe. In 1952, he asked if these two would be interested. Both said “yes,” but just half a year later, they also gave up. Then, in 1954, Pascal passed away at the age of 60. His untimely death returned Lerner and Loewe’s thoughts to Pygmalion. Deciding that the project was worth one more try, they painstakingly began writing what was to become My Fair Lady.

As you can probably tell, the 15 facts about My Fair Lady together tell the story of how it became the classic we know so well, both on Broadway and on film. Read the rest of it at mental_floss. Included is a video about a Sydney 60th anniversary revival directed by Julie Andrews, who does not look 79 years old.


15 Spoof Movies That Were Quite Hilarious

This list is pretty straightforward. Nat Berman, who watches more movies than I do, thinks that recent efforts in spoof movies miss the mark. You can make fun of a movie or movie genre, but if you want it to be successful, it has to be funny in its own right. You can’t just take an idea and push it to the extreme and hope that’s funny enough.   

Personally I miss the spoof movie. When it’s done right it’s a thing of beauty. You take one situation a bit too far. You embellish a character just enough that it’s funny to laugh at. But one thing you can’t do is overdo it. And I think that’s been the real problem recently. Just too much overdoing. It’s hard to explain but there’s a subtlety to the spoof genre that has to be taken care of. I think the newest spoof movies don’t get it…at all.

While spoof movies have existed for the entire history of cinema, the heyday was during the 1970s and ‘80s, as you’ll realize in this list of the 15 funniest (with video evidence) at TVOM. Mel Brooks and the Zucker Brothers are well represented, but there are others who nailed it as well. You may have seen every move on this list, or you may find one you’ll want to watch next.


Messing with Artificial Intelligence

The super-smart characters in the webcomic CommitStrip are not all that intimidated by artificial intelligence, because they know its limitations. It takes a human brain to enjoy the lowest form of humor. But we get a kick out of both the pun and the robot’s reaction to it.

Scientists and engineers are trying to get robots to recognize and produce humor, but the results are quite limited, and there’s still a long way to go


Rapping in the Rose Garden

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In 2009, Lin-Manuel Miranda visited the White House for a cultural event and debuted a rap about Alexander Hamilton. The audience thought that was a little strange, but they were pleasantly surprised. You can see that performance at the Washington Post. Seven years later, Miranda is playing Hamilton in his hit Broadway show Hamilton. He visited the White House again yesterday, where he freestyled in the Rose Garden using prompts from cue cards held by President Obama. The video was posted to the official White House Facebook page. -via Digg


One-in-a-Million Paper Airplane Flight

He launched a paper airplane out of an upper-story window and watched it fly, and fly, and fly. That in itself is quite satisfying, but the end is the real kicker. What are the odds? The first video response to the Tweet is a more typical flight in which the airplane flies directly to the nearest roof and crashes. But you have to expect that with paper airplanes. If this video doesn’t work for you, here’s a .gif version. -via reddit


Help Wanted: Ninja

Japan's Aichi prefecture has a job opening for six ninjas. Really. The position pays ¥180,000 ($1,600) a month, which isn’t much, but how many job openings are there for ninjas? Ninjas were 15th-century mercenaries who used guerrilla tactics to carry out missions that the samurai could not. They were spies, assassins, and experts in stealth fighting. But the required skills for the current job openings are a bit simpler.

It involves stage performances and "PR work" for radio and television. Combat experience as a ninja is not required and a track record of killing people for money would not help your application.

Ideal candidates should "enjoy being under the spotlight even though he or she is a secretive ninja," Satoshi Adachi of the prefecture's tourism promotion unit, told AFP.

As the troupe will sometimes perform in English, Japanese language skills are preferred rather than essential, Mr Adachi said, although a passion for history and tourism is a requirement.

The ninjas will help promote travel to Aichi prefecture and spark interest in Japanese history. A short period of training will begin your new career, but applications must be in by March 22. -via Atlas Obscura


History of the Batmobile Parachute Pickup Service Van

Best job in the world: driver of the Batmobile Parachute Pickup Van. Not only are you working for Batman, but you probably don’t have to do anything all that often. And the sign on the side of the van is a great conversation starter.

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Too bad the job was only part time. And the van was also used as every other van in the series. -via a comment at Metafilter


Master Chief Doesn't Want to Die

Halo fans will love this, but you don’t have to be at all familiar with the game to follow it. Master Chief has been hit by a plasma grenade, and it’s lodged in his helmet! He has four seconds to live.

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What will he do with the time left? Is there any way out of his predicament? Find out in this live-action sequence from Corridor Digital. -via Geeks Are Sexy


Have You Seen Eric?

The ongoing adventures of Eric and Karl . Part4. . "And then a boat, came sailing towards him, it was a joy, he could not believe..." . Finally, he could get away from Karl and his scalding stares. He knew @karlholtbyphotography was annoyed with him, He grabbed the oppurtunity, and the little oars, and started to row out into the river, it was cold, the sun was just peeping over the mountain, this was adventure, who needed a camera, this was real life, he could feel it in his bones, in his heart, and also in his shoes, as they had filled with icy cold water. . @sigmauk @karlholtbyphotography #lakedistrict #boat #rowboat #england #cumbria #flapjack #leefilters #mountain #scenery #starwars #stormtrooper @lake.district #outdoors #roadtrip @manfrottoimaginemore #sigmadp0 #foveon #wastwater #lake #lifejacket #haveyouseeneric #darrylljones #visitcumbria @ironmaiden #rhymeoftheancientmariner @leefilters #lovegreatbritain @lovegreatbritain

A photo posted by Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) on Nov 8, 2015 at 8:00am PST

Artist Darryll Jones has an ongoing photography project featuring his Stormtrooper action figure named Eric. Have You Seen Eric puts the Stormtrooper in all kinds of scenarios, on the dinner table, in costume, playing sports, acting out movie scenes, interacting with his Star Wars friends, but the best ones are of Eric enjoying the natural beauty of the outdoors.

The ongoing adventures of Eric and Karl . Part16. . Karl and Eric enjoyed the trip, and that's great news for all, despite the grief and shenannigans, Eric had a ball, he may not be the next Cornish, Blakemore or Gursky, but thats alright with him, this landscape stuff has made him thirsty, to hone his skills again, he prefers to be a model, to spend his long days posing, he feels that is his calling, and that's the life he's chosen, So off he goes with his new pal Karl, a great landscape photographer in the making, this is just phase one you know, who knows where this road will take them, high fives all around, as their trip has come to an end, 3 days in the lake district, too short one cannot pretend! . Still more images on location in the beautiful lake district with Sigma Quattro cameras and that submarine yorkshireman Karl Holtby . #haveyouseeneric #hyse #darrylljones #stormtrooper #holtbyandjones #flapjack @sigmauk @karlholtbyphotography #lakedistrict #england #cumbria #mountain #scenery #starwars #stormtrooper @lake.district #outdoors #roadtrip @alpacameras #sigmadp0 #foveon #wastwater #lake @starwars #stormtrooper #foveonfriday #foveon #highfive @jackass #fun #england

A photo posted by Darryll Jones (@darrylljones) on Dec 9, 2015 at 4:02pm PST

At the website Have You Seen Eric, images are sorted into galleries that tell the stories of Eric’s Adventures, or you can browse through hundreds of images at Instagram. -via Buzzfeed


World’s Largest Virtual Hallelujah Chorus

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A couple of months ago, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir invited people to sing the Hallelujah Chorus and submit it through YouTube to be part of a virtual choir performance. Over a thousand videos were submitted, and they are blended in this video with the choir. Those who wished to sing were instructed to post their videos on YouTube with the hashtag #Hallelujah. You can see quite a variety of participants there, or continue reading to see an interesting selection of submissions.   

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The Re-Used Props of Star Trek

Fans of Star Trek know that the original series was produced on a shoestring budget. That’s what gave us futuristic devices like the transporter and the tricorder, as a box with a few buttons could do anything in the future. The production crew even had to account for William Shatner’s hairpieces. It won’t surprise you to learn that various devices got re-purposed over and over as different devices over the course of the series. Take, for example, the one called the “CD rack.”

In TOS: "I, Mudd", "The Immunity Syndrome", "Obsession" and (modified) in "Elaan of Troyius" there is a strange strobing device that we call the "CD rack" because it looks like one (yes, we know there weren't CDs in the 1960's). The fourth appearance looks to have been modified with the orb thing from the Romulan cloaking device (later used in conjunction with Nomad to form the robot M-4 in "Requiem for Methuselah").

You might not realize such frugality extended to the later Star Trek series, too. Re-uses spotted by fans from the various Star Trek TV series are documented in a gallery at Ex Astris Scientia.

-via Metafilter


13 Awesome Bar Fights in Movies

If you’re feeling violent, but don’t want to be arrested, you can always watch a movie, or just skip watching an entire feature and see a rowdy bar fight on YouTube. Bar fights make great scenes in movies because you can have as few or as many people involved as you want, the space is contained, and there’s a lot of glass to break, which is always a nice touch. Do you have a favorite bar fight scene? It’s probably in this collection of 13 Awesome Bar Fights in Movies at TVOM. Or you might see a scene that’s new to you that makes you want to watch the whole film.


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