One of the things I hated in the Army was all out fatigue uniforms were long sleeves and pants. We actually were issued dress class B (tan) shorts, but never wore them.

I'm glad we live in a time when oats and potatoes don't pick on poor buckwheat any more.

Cute but it looked like the little guy was doing fine and the 'helpful' ones kinda got in his way a bit.

Oh gwdMaine I didn't realize he was behind a fence! So glad this ended well.

Near as I can tell, this originated from a very cool twitter site:

Flashbak

Tickling the roof of your mouth with your tongue will stifle a sneeze.

I think that's too many characters for a Tinder profile.

Just imagine the timing if he had stopped to take two more sips of coffee! Wouldn't that have been a peachy way to start the day!

I want to nominate the A & W in Cortland NY. With a mini-golf place next door, a great place for summer food and fun.

don't give the nannies the keys to the meth lab, and you won't have these problems

Free housing, free healthcare and $64K a year? Heck, if I could get a work visa, I would apply for the job.

That dog needs to be careful when it sleeps.

The German version has a hedgehog instead of a tortoise, and the hedgehog wins not by being faster, but by getting his wife to stand at the end of the race course and pretend to be him.

That is incredible!

I was born in Germany in 1965 and the book was still a central part of small kid's early socialization. Every child of my family or in general had been confronted with it. The thumbsucker story on its own made the content so absurd, even for a 2-3 year old, that messages like "don't be racist" or "don't hurt animals", which were rather progressive by the time the book was written, and sadly even in 1965, would not come across and all we would remember is that black people are called "n---" and they usually wear a loincloth made of grass. Luckily, the progressive wave of thought of the 70's washed all that away.