It probably didn't, Ted. He most likely got contact lenses.
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OK, just a wild guess: was this posted by Mrs. Neatorama?
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It would also be interesting to see a chart like this for families operating at the poverty level. I think that would be quite educational.
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Well, it COULD be an instrument of torture.
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Really? I must've missed it.
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My late husband's middle name was Wayne. He could recite all the famous men with the middle name of Wayne and they were all serial killers.
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Wolf pig! That's it! I was trying my best to remember that one, and I couldn't find it using "stop-motion" or "still photographs" as search terms, since I couldn't recall what it was about.
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The people who entered this contest deliberately produce this bad prose. The contest isn't a matter of picking on illiterates.
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I want to believe!
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I read this article KNOWING that Carlton the doorman would be there, but no...
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I typed that? And it took three days for someone to point it out? Sorry.
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Yes. Notice the "previously" link.
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Oh, women know what they want. They just don't all want the same thing.
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Makes sense. I'm pretty happy, and I've been 28 for decades!
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Does anyone have an opinion on the kid's singing abilities?
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