You'd think there would be a way to make corn cobs into toilet paper, but they're probably already being used for corn starch or animal feed or something.
I've spent a lifetime evicting creatures from my home, including many bats. I used the "drop a towel on it" method at church once and became the resident expert. So I got real kick over this story and how excited everyone was.
One mother explained why she can't let her kids take any risks. Sadly, it's because her family's health insurance deductible is so high that one trip to the ER would ruin them.
Person one: See, it keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold!
Person two: But how does it know which?