Yeah, that bolt was at least 20 yards away from him. He just got the residual effects.

Mmmm...Heart-Shaped Turkey Testicles. Valentine's Day dinner! The video of him peeling them is actually quite neat.

Alex, I had the same thought. It's almost like a scene right outta that book! What an awesome photo.

non-epic WANT.

For some bizarre reason, this reminds me of four-square, and saying "you're in."

too late now, they passed it. gotta wonder if this "failure" wasn't a part of the New American Century plan.

I like to be green as much as the next guy, but seriously, purple is where it's at.

Well, Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

There's no misery quite as miserable as running out of gas on a cold snowy Mars night. Poor Phoenix.

I'm gonna host a Boston Tea Party party in honor of Irony if this is true.

It's like the bailout: Save -700 billion!

wow, based on comments, I'm glad I decide to refrain from watching.

Hey Broncospin,
That was great, do you have a sourcelink? I especially love the bit about capital gains.

@ heyitse, it actually saves gas by making the aerodynamics of the vehicle work like they're supposed to, dirt-free.

@ Christophe, i'm skeptical that rain washes off brake dust, as I gaze upon my rained upon wheels. I like to hand wash at those coin operated places that are actually concrete walls.

I think the Repubs did what they had to do. It fell against party line to be irresponsible and premature. And today's rally proves the system is not as fragile as it used to be. Up 500 was it? Bargain hunters, sure. But it will influence a revote later this week. I just hope the plan works.