This makes me miss the 80s, which is no small feat, but damn...we had it good then. If I had kids today, I'd be more along the lines of that lady who had her kid ride the NY subways home. Experience is everything, on both sides, parent and child.

Hooray for falseness. I'm not a critic of the guy or anything, but you do realize this is...well, this is way more fake than the Snowprints. In fact, this guy is the most magical thing about this post. He seems ethereal.

The belly "button" on a sock monkey is the real treat here.

Hmm, can't seem to find "Grins..."

But oh man, King Vitamin used to creep me out as a kid.

Too far, ted.

It was an accidental overdose due to stress. I'd hate to be a family member and read what you wrote. Heath was a great guy, by all accounts.

killing yourself to live?

Darwin would be proud!

Wow. Well-designed and compactable for travel. This is the post-nuclear home that will replace real estate.

Within a year of this being trendy, a video will appear with a cat on one of these.

Yes, true love exists, but can it last forever? That's the question, with apologies to the time constraints of 'forever.'

Yes, it can last a lifetime, if it's true and mutual.

Sounds like something I would have done. I was a very romantic child.

If Heath gets nominated, it will be for Best Supporting Actor. The lead actor is Bale. And if he gets nominated, I hope he wins. He'll probably have some competition from Brad Pitt (Burn After Reading).

Thank you, HollywoodBob. My thoughts exactly. You have a source for that, I take it?

I think it would be related to the collision of internal organs upon impact. For instance, when you're in a car wreck, there are three collisions, the cars, the bodies/cars, and the internal organs/bodies.

I want that sign there, posted by my desk.