Skallagrim on youtube had a good video where he demonstrates some issues with women and armor but I'm having trouble finding it now. Basically he points out that a well-endowed woman wearing rigid breastplates can potentially have issues with range of motion for certain two-handed sword techniques. His girlfriend, who fits in that category, even demonstrates them and says that she prefers single-handed blades for that reason.
A long time ago, my two-year-old announced loudly that she wanted to use a fork for breakfast, although she couldn't pronounced the "r". This was in a hotel atrium among about a hundred people, who turned to look when they heard "I WANNA FOCK!" So I loudly answered, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH A SPOON?"
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