Making Breakfast with the Twins

A father demonstrates why it takes so long to make breakfast when you have twin babies. I can imagine it takes much longer to do anything! One baby takes all your time and attention; two will outnumber you, even if you have two stay-at-home parents. The upside is that eventually they will keep each other occupied. The downside is that they will be plotting against you. -via Tastefully Offensive

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I used to have a comic strip that was a group of dads chatting during a play date. The older dad says: When you have one, you can pass it off. When you have two, you move to a one on one defense. When you have three, then zone defense. Four or more, you need a dog.

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But once you get past four, another one or two doesn't make all that much difference.

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Having one kid is like having one kid. Having two kids is like having three kids.

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Very funny. I will pass it on to my daughter and son in law who are here visiting with our identical twin 18 month old grand daughters.

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No videos? :P

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Let me add to the last statement....any of us who have had a cherished pet,possesion,etc are all Calvins.I named my first dog Hobbes after my favorite comic character.She was to me what Hobbes was to Calvin.Best friend ever! When she passed I lost my true friend and companion of 14 years! The emptiness in my heart and house were unbearable so I got a new dog already named Ivy.She has the heart and soul of Hobbes.This was 9 years ago.The chance to get a male golden retriever was upon me about 4 years ago.He is Calvin! With his mischief,energy and love of his sister Ivy I feel so blessed. So anyone who has any kind of bond with anything or anyone are truly"Calvin and Hobbes".

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We are ALL Calvin!

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Fools! That's not Tigger, it's Hobbes! What have they done to Calvin?

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But he's the only one!

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Being careful with the tigger trigger, he is!

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