It has to be said by someone. I guess that this time it is I.

Not Neat.

If I had a second and a half for each step in DDR, I would have a perfect score, drink martinis without spilling a drop and look pretty awesome all the while.

1. Do not park your bike at the end of the row.

2. When you stop a crime, do not just *let* the criminal escape, make sure he has a way to escape.

3. Post photos and YouTube videos of thief.

Don't take my word for these. Refer to "The Art of War" and "The Prince" for detailed explanations.

Good work all the way around.

Stunningly effective on all levels. Thank-you.

When a lady says, "No" she means maybe. When a lady says, "Maybe" she means yes. If she says, "Yes" she is no lady.

On topic: One hell of a great idea! Just watch out for the Twinkie Defense.

The times Vonskippy and I agree can be counted on the fingers of one foot.

Eliminating playgrounds entirely is the only solution. That eliminated the civic expense of maintaining them, the liability of accidents happening within them and the opportunity for bullies to dominate them.

When will our local governments realize the horrors they support?

Lasse Gjersten is giggling somewhere in Scandinavia.

Blame the fork.

How tough would it have been to actually play a song?

On the other hand, great use of the rolling shutter effect.

A lot of work just to have one face in the shadow of another.

I think it is a good question. The correct resolution is for supermarkets to pay taxes on their prepared foods the same way McDonald's should.

On topic:

I love this sort of thing! Obscure words for obscure things is boring. Obscure words for common things are great!

As for Ryan S: Use that to explain the male attraction to boobies.

Letters of Note is the second neatest blog on the Internet. I heartily applaud your frequent posting of its contents.

So, does this mean that those scientist are saying global warming has stopped?