Spork? Really?

Small bites. Chew your food.

On a scale, form 1 to 10, with 10 being the most intelligent and 1 being worse than useless, the difference between a 9 and a 10 is that a 9 knows everything and a 10 knows nothing.

Art collectors/speculators should be rewarded for returning stolen art, but prosecuted for trying to sell it. Perhaps a benefactor would come forward and payoff the dealer then donate it to the museum.

Worthy of a second-year philosophy class, but not much else.

Their neighbors will be happy.

I especially like the "Convenience Tarnsport" options.
Looks like the $10 is a bogus price and the owner is not selling, just looking to lease.

Learned a new word: defeasible. Think it was used wrong, however.

I am just here to tell you that the German word for Glove is Handschuh.

45 years ago, the military tried to recruit me out of college. With no agenda other than looking out for my well being, I asked, "How can you expect to get anyone any good when you are offering one third the wages of civilian jobs?" If he gave an answer, I do not remember it.
If there is one branch of the military that should be good at finding employees, it should be PSYOPS. That they need a recruitment video has me worried.

My mother trained all her cats to respond to audible commands. The most effective was running the can opener.

I think the police car went around the hill.

Why limit it to space? Just say that wherever a Canadian citizen commits a crime under Canadian law, it is punishable.