I'm glad you enjoyed it. I didn't expect to, but thought it was hilarious.

As for the R-Rated comment...

There is a certain segment of the population that gets really worked up in a lather when they are exposed to what Monty Python used to refer to as "nasty bits." Even thematically - and in spite of the fact that they are adults.

There is also a certain segment of the population that complains about some aspect of NEARLY EVERY POST on this website:

* There's nothing "neat" about this post
* You suck I'm never coming back
* I can't believe that I've just been subjected to the word "groin!"
* Please don't say mean things about George Bush because he's AWESOME!!!!!!!
* etc.

The R-Rated statement is intended for the people who lie where these two segments of the population overlap.

The Cambodian one was in Matt Dillon's "City of Ghosts" as well.

Unfortunate link to wingnut blog.

A cat phallus festival! What a brilliant idea!

Nobody says you can't start your own festival. Where do you live? Is there a significant pro-cat-phallus local population to invest the time and energy required to get such a festival off the ground?

Think about it - you could get rich!

Snatch and Dog Day Afternoon would have been my choices. I was pleased to see them already in the list!

"When the Devil Knows You're Dead" was a good one. It was also an edge-of-your-seat "cringe-inducing" film. I saw it two months ago and I'm STILL CRINGING.

What jad said.

I saw a headline that the Simpsons had been reinstated as of late last week.

I definitely had a set of Star Wars sheets - they were similar, but not identical. I recall them having a dark blue background.

Use the force, Luke!

Obviously he's never raised a human baby to maturity. While I certainly wouldn't want a dog shitting in my car like that, I've seen far worse associated with childrens' diapers - and lack of diapers.

Please read The Yiddish Policemens Union by Michael Chabon!

The show was "Secret Talents of the Stars."

Didn't we just learn last year about another of his secret talents?

The same group of people did a "Best Gig Ever" wherein they memorized all of the songs by a band and mobbed a nightclub performance of theirs in New York City. There is a YouTube link about it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=839XtOtyLsw

The whole event was featured in the first episode of the television version of This American Life with Ira Glass on Showtime. It's worth seeking out for a download if you like that sort of thing.

Not so funny when your scrotum gets torn apart after being caught on a driveshaft like that. Tikes!

Awesome post!

Check out the Mount Marathon Race in Seward, Alaska:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Marathon_Race

Contestants run up then hurl themselves down a mountain.

Luke:

Post your phone number here and we'll call you and play it for you over the telephone.