You know...I wouldn't mind putting a leash on that crab and naming it Pinchey Jr. and taking it for a walk on the beach. It's sure to make all the ladies look your way. ;)

"By putting your name on this test you agreeing to give me the Power of Attorney." :)

No, no, no. You are all wrong. It's quite simply the largest Cadbury Flake Chocolate Bar.

I'm thinking if you put a stick through it and grains in the bottom you could easily use this like a grain crushing device to make some sort of bread. Stick this on top of a slightly bowled shape rock for a base and drop grain into it. Many primitive societies that still exist around the World have similar looking devices to crush grain, nuts, or whatever other food source to make a flat bread like food.

Looking over the comments I'm amazed by the amount of times our Neatorama readers contemplate how to dismember a zombie. If there is ever a zombie apocalypse I'll be glad to have any of you beside me in a fight. :D

I do say. I believe I am suffering from the vapours. *swoon*

Next thing you know that Walrus is going to be playing a hypnotic tune to lure some clams into her house to eat. Can you guess my reference? ;)

Solar Beam for sure. ;) But then again I am biased as that was my story.

Besides the time and tested chainsaw and machete combo I would carry a spray can of WD40 and a lighter. Toasty! ;)

Congrats to everyone! :D

Ah, the kazoo. The first instrument I ever played.

Not actually related to the topic per say but I have a part time job working as an Inventory Associate where I go around to various shops/stores after they close up and do an inventory count of their remaining products. It's amazing what kind of stuff is made where.

Interesting facts. I still don't understand the appeal of a diamond. Now gold or platinum as an investment I understand.

Neat! :D Will we get to see you Alex in a cameo appearance? ;)

Hey, as long as that money is going to charity I don't care if they bid on a golden toilet to eat off of.