You guys take cats waaaay too seriously. My pound kitty's paws were declawed and she's as cat-like as ever, with no emotional trauma or anything like that (she's now about 16 years old).

The only thing she doesn't do is scratch the living crap out of my furniture, which makes me happy. And that, in turn, should make her happy because I didn't toss her butt out on the street. ;)

What's the difference between a psychopath and a sociopath? (I haven't read the article yet)

Hm, it was Thomas Watson at the Bathroom Reader article. I think that was a mistake as well. Fixed now.

Thanks ClassicQ - it had more than 150 diggs after 24 hours and didn't get on the frontpage, so I didn't think it was going to ever make it. Thanks digg and diggers!

Tennez: 3? Really? I think you're trying to thin out the competition by giving out, um, suspicious info!

Sh0kth3rapy: As I understand it, you can choose any watch you'd like to win from the entire Tokyoflash collection.

More like typed by Alex, ted! Thanks for catching it - I've fixed the typo (though I like your definition beeter).

@Lisa, the "lawn" is :750g of sausage meat, seasoned with sage, and a load of food colouring.

Ah, that's why it looked so familiar! Well, duplicates happen (especially when we have over 12,000 posts on Neatorama and multiple authors). Still, a very neat post!

Hm - 131 diggs so far and no front page, I think Neatorama is blocked by the popular social media website ;(

Duplicates happen. Neatorama now has over 12,000 posts, so we'll undoubtedly see some duplicates every now and then.

Plus, some people probably didn't catch it the first time around!

You missed one crucial detail, tedwilson: 419 Eater got a scam email from one "Mrs. Miriam Abacha" promising $27 million dollar.

419 Eater turned the scam on them by scambaiting the sender. At no time did 419 Eater initiate the scam - they've just performed a remarkable turnabout.

Despite of the different characters that pop up, all of the emails come from one computer somewhere in Nigeria.

Ah, sorry for the ambiguity. I've fixed the text to make it "more better" :). It should be: "how many Twelve 5-9 watch models are available?"

Good luck, guys!

(Crashing the party aside) Betty is right: latex balloon is the leading cause of child suffocation.

We were warned about latex balloon when we had our first baby. Turns out if a piece of the balloon gets lodged in the airway, it's almost always impossible to get it out in time (special medical equipment is required) - my wife's pretty wary of letting her play with it ever since.

Another thing is hot dog. I've always pooh-poohed this one, till a close friend of mine said that he once witnessed a kid choking on a piece of hot dog and actually died before medical help arrived.

Wow, that's a pretty neat story!

I don't know what Neatorama would do in that party :)

I'd love to see what they could do with reddit and fark. Or maybe boing boing.

I think water boarding was invented by the Spanish Inquisition and was not in use in China at the time.