I just went on ebay and these were for sale at $9.99 for a set of the six most popular locks. Unreal. I imagine it's only a matter of time before this becomes a serious problem. Being a product of a misspent youth, my mind goes to work with all kinds of possibilities with this. I can only imagine what these would do in the wrong hands.
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uhhhh.... no the jet ski turns out before the wave breaks. I've seen pull-in's here in Hawaii but not nearly that big. There's video of Laird Hamilton doing pull-ins from a helicopter on waves bigger than this. These guys are unreal. There's a small number of guys that carry pagers that only go off when they do the Eddie Aikau big wave tournament. These guys drop whatever they are doing and fly in from all over the world to surf the north shore of Oahu. Also Jaws on Maui is an unreal place for tow-ins.
I like the Florida comparison. Sorry though Not having weapons does not lead to peace. There is a reason we study history. Tibet ring a bell? There are also a lot of weapons out there that don't have bullets or explosions. I've been places where food and machetes are turned into weapons just as easily as a gun. History is wrought with the stronger always trying to destroy the weaker and I for one am proud of a nation that stands up for the rights of the weaker time and again. Before you start spewing your talking points from the commune, I'm aware that we also act in our own interests.... shock shock! Standing up for Israel is the right thing to do. They just want to be able to go to work and school without worrying about some fanatic blowing them up.
Miguel... What's "carbon bioxide" or for that matter "naif"
I don`t know if you are the one who'se just naive or plainly stupid.
Please do us all a favor and next time, just because you can blog.... it doesn't mean you should. Alex is right you're the one who sounds bad when you resort to personal attacks. Normally I don't, but the blatant irony of your comments needed to be commented on.
(Revtim wrote" Even if the ark story is literally true, the wood wouldn’t be petrified. It takes millions of years, not thousands.")
The idea that it takes millions of years for wood to petrify is false. As is usually the case with such geological phenomena, the actual process has very little to do with the amount of time available, but instead demands the right conditions.
There are several documented instances—in the laboratory and in nature—in which wood was petrified in just a few months or years.
Sorry Revtim but I just hate it when someone who has no clue what they're talking about adds conjecture without first doing a little fact checking. (Just because you can blog doesn't mean you should)
And yes I am a scientist but I still believe in God.
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I like the Florida comparison. Sorry though Not having weapons does not lead to peace. There is a reason we study history. Tibet ring a bell? There are also a lot of weapons out there that don't have bullets or explosions. I've been places where food and machetes are turned into weapons just as easily as a gun. History is wrought with the stronger always trying to destroy the weaker and I for one am proud of a nation that stands up for the rights of the weaker time and again. Before you start spewing your talking points from the commune, I'm aware that we also act in our own interests.... shock shock! Standing up for Israel is the right thing to do. They just want to be able to go to work and school without worrying about some fanatic blowing them up.
I don`t know if you are the one who'se just naive or plainly stupid.
Please do us all a favor and next time, just because you can blog.... it doesn't mean you should. Alex is right you're the one who sounds bad when you resort to personal attacks. Normally I don't, but the blatant irony of your comments needed to be commented on.
The idea that it takes millions of years for wood to petrify is false. As is usually the case with such geological phenomena, the actual process has very little to do with the amount of time available, but instead demands the right conditions.
There are several documented instances—in the laboratory and in nature—in which wood was petrified in just a few months or years.
Sorry Revtim but I just hate it when someone who has no clue what they're talking about adds conjecture without first doing a little fact checking. (Just because you can blog doesn't mean you should)
And yes I am a scientist but I still believe in God.