My favorite recent dopey lawsuit was by a woman who sued the makers of Crunchberries cereal because the berries weren't real. Ever hear of a crunchberry? Lots of commenters at the time had fun with suggesting she try dingleberries instead...

Awesome! Now mommy can get a constant stream of reminders of the precious moments she is missing and the many times throughout the day when she is not there for her darling child. Because what most mommies of babies need is more ways to feel like a failure.

Holy crap imagine there's a cop banging on your door, you open it and it's Steven F-ing Seagal? I'd be looking for the cameras wondering when Ashton Kutcher is going to jump out and yell PUNKD!

They should be painted with... TRANSFORMERS!

That is creepy and wonderful. I love the post-it note messages going into the floppy slot.

This will be a money saver, rather than a money maker. So it would stand to reason the NIH would fund further research into this. Also, there should be a tidy profit in selling cute blue mice and rats.

Wait, who exactly said we'd never have bacon-flavored vodka? Wasn't me.

It's completely the criminal's fault for robbing you. Completely. But at the same time, how hard is it to lock your door? It always baffles me when I hear about the endless burglaries in my neighborhood where the guy entered through an unlocked door. Why would you leave your house unlocked? We used to do it during the day when I was a little kid because we were always running in and out of the house and we were NOT trustworthy with keys. But otherwise, why? It's a five second thing and can make such a huge difference to your security.

It's definitely worth a trip. Leonard is obviously completely devoted to his work, but he's also quite pleased with the attention he's gotten lately, especially since being featured in "Into the Wild." He's quite happy to have his picture taken with you. Donations are welcome of course - he buys a lot of paint!

Man that's some gorgeous work. I love the other sculptures at the linked site - they remind me of diatoms - which somehow nature manages to create without lasers. Really interesting. I can't wait to see how this technology develops - will it ever come down to the consumer level?

@33 Yay! My first feminazi badge! I'm going to sew that on my grrrl scouts sash between my treehugger ribbon and my bleeding heart liberal pin.

I like how some of the commenters think that their opinion of what constitutes female beauty should give them a say in how women live and what we choose to do to our bodies. Women, contrary to popular belief, do not exist to prettify the world or to serve as decorations on the canvas of your life. PS, why yes, in fact, I am ugly. But only on the outside.

The Reuters headline for this story is "Man toupee for revealing bald truth". GROAN.

Search the word "bershon" in Flickr and you will be greeted by the happiest teenagers ever. This is a word coined by a flickr user to describe that omg I'm going to kill you later look that teenagers get when forced to take family pictures. They truly are some of the happiest people alive.

I have the hypnic jerk a lot and I know my brain is easily confused. My solution for onions is to buy pre-chopped frozen onions. Never have the problem of tearing up, never have to deal with that awful surprise of finding a moldy forgotten half-onion in the back of the fridge.