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In NJ you have to have a gas attendant pump your gas for you.

I was at a NJ gas station and just as the attendant was finishing up pumping someone's gas the car slammed on the accelerator and drove off with the nozzle still in the tank...... the hose stretched and just before it broke the nozzle slipped out of the tank and flew back hitting the attendant square in the junk with bone crushing force. I have never seen a grown man cry so hard in my life.

Both the attendant and I had tears streaming down our faces...... mine were from laughter.
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The "being to handsome" charge was just to allow the Saudi government to deport him and his 2 friends without having to reveal the real reason which is all three men are notorious homosexuals. This allows everyone to save face.

Arab countries often do this..... charge people with fictious charges to hide the true nature of the crime inorder to not shame a muslim family.

Google any middle eastern country and the word "witchcraft".... and you can see all the cases in which people were recently charged with witchcraft for a variety of charges including adultery (even in modern westernized Dubai).
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Seems pretty simple and ingenious.

Pay someone that works for a shipping company to inform you what ships are going where. When a ship is heading to the destination you want... you sneak in at night and attach your cargo to the hull. Then you fly to the destination with your equipment and wait for your inside guy to let you know when your ship arrives at the port and go collect your cargo. This way if the cargo is found prior to arrival the inside guy will know the cops are on to you and tip you off and at the same time he has plausible deniability.

Probably has been going on like clockwork for sometime.
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Meh

Professional downhill mountain bikers shoot down slopes like this all the time.... except their slopes are covered in rocks, trees and bumps. Perhaps in the UK this guy is some wild and crazy lunatic but to the rest of the world he is pretty much just out of a sunday bike ride.Google the Gravity Cup for some real crazy downhill riding.
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Google glass remind me of the "Better than Life" game console in the "Red Dwarf" book series.

It is a game head band that sends electrodes into your brain and transports you to a paradise of your own creation..... every fantasy is fulfilled. The only problem is the game is highly addictive and hides the fact you are playing the game so you continue playing until you starve to death or wander out into traffic.
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This is like asking what is better.... ketchup or chocolate frosting.

Both are awesome but have different uses. I like tabasco on mexican/italian food but sriracha is my sauce of choice for all asian food (especially egg rolls or Lupia)
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