Which Muppet Would Have the Best Chance to Successfully Assassinate Hitler?

Redditor Tastybread's question, which I've rephrased slightly, is an excellent one. Some commenters suggest Lew Zealand, who is skilled in the use of the fish boomerang. Others propose Beaker just for his dark inner nature. But what about Rowlf the Dog, who might use his canine appeal to get close to Hitler? Or Animal, who could fly into an Andrew Jackson-like killing frenzy? Or Snuffleupagus, who was able to move through Sesame Street undetected by anyone but Big Bird for 14 years?


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Which Muppet do you think would have the best chance to assassinate Hitler?

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How can it be anybody but Crazy Harry? Seriously despite looking just like an insane terrorist bomber, the guy can pop out of anywhere and detonate huge amounts of explosives nobody even knew were there at a moment's notice.
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