unior club ace reporter, James Olsen...

Heh. Jimmy Olsen.

This technology could be the Big Breakthrough the porn industry has been waiting for...

No list of fears is complete without ostriches.

That's funny: Facebook is the only one of those I use, and I'm within a couple weeks of being EXACTLY 38.4 years old.

I own a solder gun, have never tried to use it, and have health insurance; it's like they designed this with me personally in mind!

Lea: Don't get me wrong. The dog has done amazing, wonderful things and deserves to be rewarded. And while I don't think the dog is terribly interested in medals, I guarantee he enjoyed the attention and love that came with it.

The dog is thinking, "What a nice-looking medal! I wonder if I can eat it?"

Uh, feipe, I don't think it would starve in the wild. It doesn't seem to have lost its hunting instincts.

Good grief, there's no need to put it down. Turn it loose in the ocean, if anything; it'll probably never interact with a human again.

(Have we all been sad for the appropriate amount of time now? OK then: A friend of mine commented: "I hate to say it, but he isn't a Doctor Whale or an Accountant Whale.")

TDiam, this is from the article: "I'd like to see [sportswriter David] Whitley throw a 15-pound ball at 17 mph, 18 times a game, for 90 games, over six days, averaging 226."

If you don't feel that 90 games in six days is a test of physical endurance and skill, please feel free to try it yourself. And never mind keeping the score that high; my arm would fall off after the first day.

These don't really strike me as *odd* so much as they are *highly specialized.*

Genius! I'm bookmarking it.

While I heartily agree about the awfulness of Dylan's imitators, it doesn't seem fair to blame him for it.

Just stare at it real sexy. It'll heat up. Oh yeah, it'll heat up.

("I Love (Heart Curve) Math" shirt, black, medium.)

What? But Alaska gave us Jewel! And Sarah Palin! And... um... Mario Chalmers...

Never mind.