They search for livestock behind the television? My cat has been hissing and growling when I bring her near the computer since I showed her some cat videos on YouTube. Maybe putting her up on the desk and showing her that there are no cats behind the monitor would help.

Are you posting this for us to enjoy or in the hope that someone will help track down the so-called "mother" who encouraged this behavior?

That's a terrible parent teaching her child to not have empathy for animals.

Good way to train your mind to ignore moving objects in your field of vision when you drive.

They need to offer a "first month's rent free" deal.

With a view like that I'd forget about hunting for my glasses and the newspaper when I had to go, but can it handle a man sized load from someone who eats way too much pizza without clogging?

Having their wardrobe micromanaged by The Man will be just great for employee morale.

I like the fact that the teller at my bank wears funky costume jewelry and does her hair and makeup like a 70s Bollywood star. I'd be really put off by a cold, regimented, corporate ambiance. I like to see more personality.

Must live in a neighborhood without an HOA.

How would you sanitize such a thing or clean pizza grease off it? That mouse doesn't look too comfortable but if the keyboard has clicky keys like a Model M I might like it.

Daddy, what does "reverse cowgirl" mean?

My cat used to stand behind me and tap me on the arm with her paw to get my attention. I miss that cat.

The internet will always be there but cats don't live forever.

@GailPink - Or for a reason you failed to consider: They just like very spicy food.

Hey Jed, can I borrow your puff saw?

Nice illustrations.

I thought there had to a beaver shot to be NSFW.

That gives me a headache.